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December 21, 2024 at 07:35 AM
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12/20/2024 Kick Recap - "Any Day That Ends In Y"

Lang stops by the butcoin farm to check on their daily production (165 a day). Arush calls to give Lang a heads up that Skipper is in the ICU because he was taken as hostage by Zahn and the 'Goofy Ahh Gang', Zeek breached it to save Skipper and it turned into a shootout. Lang meets up with Larry and Bubbles to discuss what happened, Larry retells the story poorly. Lang suggests pulling up on their block, so they spin around Mirror Park to check. Larry doesn't really know much about the GAG, they investigate the property.

Lang asks Larry how he's feeling after yesterday, Bubbles says they got into an hour long chase after they tried to kidnap the mayor's wife during a boost. Lang is worried that everyone is away on holiday already, so they try to find things to do. Andi calls Lang and updates him on her tarot card reading. She took the reading a little seriously and it stirred up some suspicion within her, so she crashed out in the forest. Lang asks about the drama, but Andi doesn't really want to detail it. Lang offers for her to come hang out, and then calls Ilya to get the tea.

Ilya doesn't know of any drama, but he asks to see if they can compare what they both know. Lang tells him that Andi is suspicious of things, but that's all. Octo is chatting with Larry and Bubbles, Lang approaches to greet them, but notices they are talking about the 300k Larry owes for the bodega. Lang wants Larry to pay Octo, but Larry only has 50k. Lang encourages them to get in with Octo, so they can go to the bank. Larry tries to banter his way out of it, and Octo tries to politely tell him that out of respect for their relationship, he's being nice.

They stop by Pink Cage and Larry pays Octo the 50k, and promises to do 50k a week. Larry jokes around about the Shaitan, Lang doesn't want to get into it again. They grab a Fleeca card and a hostage and head back to Pink Cage to do the heist. Lang scuffs the hacks a few times, but they eventually break into the back. Larry gets Osvaldo as a hostage, and they make small talk during the delays, Osvaldo reminds Lang that Chatterbox wants him dead. Lang and Bubbles rob the back and they drop the inked bills back at the Forge.

Saab wakes up and they bring him to the Tuner shop, Lang wants to get them a Christmas present and suggests buying a 4 seater. Martin radios that he's around, they don't want to tell Martin they're spending money on a car. Lang considers getting a Karuma, so he grabs the cash from the Forge and Martin catches up with them. Martin suggests getting a different car, but Lang set in the decision. Larry suggests getting a car, but they get mad at him for owing Octo money still. Martin helps sell Lang the car, and strips the RSX while they wait. Kitty calls to get help with her engine, Lang defers her to Martin.

Queenie calls to chat with Lang, so she pulls up to the Tuner. Queenie recently killed a Mime, and Chatterbox and the clowns went down for the job. The Clowns demanded someone in return and the requested Lang, so Lang tells her about his beef with Chatterbox. Queenie mentions that the tension that she's had with Lang has been obvious, but she's not interested in taking him for the deal. Lang tells her about his history with Chatterbox, his disdain for giving up his life for love, and their deep rooted conflict from the Rooster's Rest.

Gigi calls Lang to invite him to a fighter event in Cypress, but they're still waiting for the car stuff to be sorted. Lang's new Karuma gets delivered, they stop by the apartments to pick it up. Lang tries to gather up slick tires for the new car, Martin swaps the engine but it sees a minor change in rating. Lang is disappointed, but he puts on a silly green livery to better his mood. Martin doesn't like it, but applies it anyways. Lang calls Marlo for the tire, but Ray wants to speak to Lang for a deal. Lang makes a deal with Ray for the slick, in trade for some oxy.

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Lang and Martin get pulled over by Legion Square bank, Lang pulls the cash and makes the swap with Ray, while they speak to the cops. Carmine presses Lang for parking illegally, so they argue in front of Hades and the PD. Lang tries to give the cops money for the ticket, the officer refuses to take bribes. Lang cautions the police from disrespecting the Shaitan, they are confused, Martin does a prayer. They wish Lang and his furry friend well, Martin is questions if he looks like a furry. Lang tells Martin that his Emoji mask was better than his recent one.

They return to the Tuner shop to balance the tires, but Martin can't balance one of them. Lang calls Marlo to complain, but he has no idea why it might be scuffed. Martin puts on the tires, Lang races back to Cypress in hopes to still have his fight with Arush. Martin takes the Karuma for a test drive, Lang climbs to the Cypress roofs where they have set up lights and a fighting arena on a thin, connecting roof. Larry calls Clark and Ilya to their fight, Clark wins. Lang watches 'Cold' and 4Head fight next, 4Head wins. Larry announces the next fight, Lang vs Arush. Lang and Arush fight over 3 rounds, Lang wins the first, Arush wins the second, but Lang wins the third.

Lang calls Robin back to discuss the VAFs on the Penguinmobile. Robin thinks there aren't any photos of Lang actually in the car in the last VAF where he robbed Paleto, so they agree to try. Dom confirms that Lang was only here for a show fight, he's not staying for the entire show. Lang gets called for another fight against Luciano, but Lang sends Martin as his champion instead. Martin wins, Luciano doesn't think it's a worthy fight, so Lang steps in and beats him, too. Clark and Bubbles fight next, Bubbles loses quickly. Matteo and Gigi have the semi-final fight, Gigi wins. Clark and 'Cold' have the second semi-final fight, Clark wins quickly. Clark and Gigi prepare for the final fight, Matteo and 'Cold' do a fight for 3rd/4th, Matteo wins. Clark and Gigi fight for two rounds, it begins to storm for the final round, Gigi wins.

Ember (the clown) calls to brag about Cypress getting shot in Prison, Lang threatens the clowns. Lang checks in with Skipper who is out of the ICU, getting the recap about last night, again. Lang takes Larry, Saab, and Skipper to Mosley's to add neons on the new crew car. They return to the Forge, Sophia is working on the storage room, Lang shows everyone. Lang decides to take the 200k he took from the kick ups, and give it back to the crew funds (for the car). Clark calls to invite Lang to Cypress Game Night, but he's got family in town. Lang keypads a few stashes and considers having a mailroom built.

Saab wants to do some moonshine, so Lang offers to drive him. Larry likes the Karuma enough that he considers getting one for himself, Lang calls him a funny guy. Larry thinks Lang needs a wife, Lang explains that he HAD a wife. Larry asks about Lang and Ray's relationship, remembering that Ray wanted to start his own gang (Rust). Larry asks Lang if he ever lead his own gang, but Lang claims he was second in command to Avon. Larry asks if Lang and Yeager really recovered since Survival, Lang thinks Yeager is grown up enough to handle himself. Saab finishes his run, Larry asks what superpower he would have, Saab picks immune to mosquito bites, Lang agrees.

Lang drives them back to the Forge, and heads to bed.

Zetark held the Cypress Awards on his stream today! Extra special shoutout to him and his team, below is the Winner's list!

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Lang BuddhaArush Patel Santana (Speedy)Skipper JonesZahn ZiasLarry KnoxRenato Ortiz (Bubbles)Andi JonesIlya KarishnikovOctavio Vettel (Octo)Osvaldo PingafriaJagger Gerardy (Chatterbox)SaabMartin Davis (Martian)Kitty DreamElle QueenieLil CapRay MondCarmineRobin FerraraDom DasilvaLuciano DiCenzoClark Mason (Flash)Miguel Almerion (Flippy)Matteo SalernoGiovanna Gambino (Gigi)Ember QuinnSophia McMooZeek Kacem (Apple)Yeager DemonbloodAvon Hertz