1/28/2025 Kick Recap - "Terrible Day For Rain"

Lang runs some errands and stops by Mosley's to get a new 4 seater, changing his mind until he's done more research. Lang returns to Cypress, calling Martin up the water tower to chat. Lang sets up two folding chairs and a few beers, Martin takes a seat and they chat about Ilya. Lang recaps the conversation Ilya had with the South, deciding that it's best for Lang to put him out of his misery. Lang tells Martin about Edgar's death, and the funeral that he threw. Martin is shocked that Norman killed Edgar, and considers what Jay Hobbs is up to.

Lang and Martin chat about Clark's mindset, and the differences between the South and the North. Lang would prefer for the South to make decisions, so they can't blame him for controlling them still. Lang wants to recruit Cassie from jail, which means they have to break her out. Martin questions Lang's intent and the plan, but is down to work with the group Lang picks for it. Lang can't stop thinking about Ilya, but remembers that Sofia told him that she was hanging with Hydra, and that Sofia still talks to Clark. Lang mentions that he's always been paranoid, Martin speaks on the difficulty a lot of people have discerning between a gang and a family.

They go get equipped and changed, Ilya calls to meet on a mountain trail. Lang and Martin approach Ilya sitting on the hillside, Ilya shows them an unmarked grave where his brother Boris was buried. Ilya tells them about how he was connected to Luciano through Boris, and then worked into Cypress. Ilya reflects on his time with Cypress, his attitude, and his mistakes. Ilya pulls on Lang's suspicions of the south, mentioning that Yaya was alive, and he was allowed to stay. Lang let's Ilya vent about the south's mentality, and the irony behind their decisions, leading to his demise. Lang asks Ilya to wait in the car, Martin and Lang discuss tradictions and regret. Martin thinks that he might regret this decision, but the conflict of not standing on traditions he intended to set, will be worse.

Lang drives them down to the Cypress waters, and they stand on the docks where Lang delivers an impactful speech. Lang reflects on his regret of not bringing Ilya to the North, but wanted him to be an example for the South. He wanted them to hold their structure, believing in the strength that Ilya had. Lang agrees with most of what Ilya has said about Cypress, the principles they claim to keep, and the pettiness they have had issue with. Lang doesn't care to discuss the right or wrongs of Cypress anymore, if a Don makes the call, they have to live with it.

"When I inevitably take Cypress as a whole, I will make sure your memory is never forgotten." Lang hugs Ilya, stabs him in the chest, and carries his body into the Cypress waters. Martin asks why Lang decided here and not with his brother, Lang says "when you join Cypress, there's only one way to leave it". They leave the bloody knife at the door of South Cypress' warehouse. Lang calls for a meeting with the North, they meet at a new rooftop in Cypress. Lang tells them that Ilya is dead, and details the last moments they had together. He reiterates that if they are for Cypress, they must stick to the principles. He cautions everyone for riding the line between what is safe and dangerous, to use Ilya as an example to help reign in their choices. Lang doesn't like what the South has become, but doesn't have current plans to change it.

As Lang sends everyone away, Martin checks to see if he's alright. Lang wants Martin to help take things seriously and hold people accountable, Martin needs Lang's support so that he doesn't seem petty or flakey in his consequences. Lang calls Luciano back, informing him that Ilya is dead. Luciano is disappointed, wanting to hold a funeral whenever Lang is ready. Lang takes a ride to clear his head and calls CJ to the water tower to chat.

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CJ expresses sadness for causing problems in the past, that might become larger issues later on. Lang doesn't care about the past, he wants to make sure that she's able to follow orders going forward. CJ admits to leaving out parts of her conversation with Yeager, mentioning that she can't stop thinking about the basement. They chat about 'curiosity killing the cat', and CJ explains that she only heard the joke about a terrorist organization from Marlo. Lang remembers that at Baas' funeral they admitted to their entire history in front of Marlo at the grave. Lang tells CJ that Yeager was being dramatic, since the phrase is on all the billboards. CJ met with Cassie and learned that she already spoke to Ursula at the DOC for assistance. Lang and CJ aren't sure they can trust Ursula, so they want to speak to Cassie.

Lang and CJ head to prison to try and get a hold of Cassie. While they wait, CJ tells Lang that she was investigating the mines and picked it as her drug deal spot. When she tried to leave, she tried to break down the wooden door, but heard footsteps behind her. CJ claims she saw the Chicken Man and ran off, Lang tells her that he's a famous serial killer. CJ thinks she's cursed since these crazy things keep happening to her, they joke about how CJ is the type of person to 'touch the stove'. Lang and CJ return to Cypress expecting a call from Cassie later. Sofia tells Lang that she bought a repo property that had 5k butcoin inside.

Liya asks about Ilya, Lang is sad about killing him. Sofia hands off a hammer, trying to cheer him up. Lang takes Martin to test drive the Red Rocket, Martin agrees that it's very good. Sofia texts Lang that she lost her job as a Doctor, Martin shows Lang the house that Sofia bought. Lang returns to Cypress and finds Sofia on the ground, laying in disappointment. Sofia mentions that her car was graffiti'd with a comment about Edgar, Lang presses Liya for joking around, but Liya says she's very serious. Lang asks about his new clothes, Sofia and Liya ask if he manages his money well. Sofia asks if Lang is depositing the kickups in his account, but he lies terribly about it. They think Lang is a great scammer, reflecting on how much money he got out of Edgar in total. Lang gives Bubbles a ride as they set up for Maze Bank, and then crashes into Queenie by accident.

Lang heads to the Maze Bank rooftop and waits for everyone to start the job. Martin hands off the RC-Car and Lang get's started on his hacks. After getting his hacks done, his radio breaks and he breaks the RC-Car in frustration. The day continues to disappoint them as they find marked bills inside, eventually failing the hacks and having to leave. Martin asks for the engine parts to put in his new 4-seater, they hang at the Tuner shop while they move things around. Lang and Martin return to Cypress, Lang presses Larry for having poor style.

Lang, Larry, Sofia, Martin, and CJ pick up a hostage for a Fleeca. Lang banters with the hostage while they break into the bank, Lang lays around expressing his depression. The cops finally arrive, Lang tells them about the dark web. Lang tells the cops about Ilya being dead, but doesn't admit to killing him. He has the cops promise to look into it, and claims they will find Ilya's body in the water behind the Cypress building. They flee the bank, and aren't chased. Lang leaves everyone at the Forge and drives to the old docks by the Southside house, and then to the coast by the Cypress waters. He anonymously calls the cops about Ilya's body.

Buddha puts body parts and a few body bags in the Cypress waters, leaving notes of blood and footprints for the cops to find. Teleporting to Edgar who is locked in purgatory talking to himself and having visions. Buddha appears as different forms of Lang, to spook Edgar through the fog