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March 6, 2025 at 01:58 AM
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3/5/2025 Kick Recap - "It's Clobbering Time"

Skipper tells Lang that Tony took some deagles and ammo for his Redline crew, Lang wants everything code locked now. CJ greets everyone extremely excited, they joke that she's probably on some serious painkillers. They recap yesterday for CJ, Skipper says they were chased by the Faceless and threatened to kill him. Skipper thinks that Tony took some guns because he put up 100k on that earlier mission. Arush calls to discuss how they're setting up the checkpoints, CJ wants food so they head to the food court.

After bantering with Hades and it's food workers, Lang gets stopped by the woman who owns Hydrate. Lang thinks that her branding makes him think that she works for Hydra, she also doesn't wear shoes like CJ. They think CJ and her might be related, Aliana (?) recognizes Lang for being her lawyer before he got disbarred. A gang tries to take someone hostage that isn't affiliated with Cypress, Lang tells them to take the clown running by. CJ and Skipper try talking about their family to cover their backstories, Lang checks with Hank, but he hasn't done any roof running since that morning with Lang.

They group up with Tony and Hank for some money runs, but notice someone slow rolling them outside of Tequilala. Lang hops out and holds up the person, who is from the Besties. He claims that he was driving up to moonshine, but Lang thinks he was a scout. Lang has Hank take his phone and throw it down the street, a local hits Lang with their car and he goes down. They take Lang to the hospital to get back on their feet and continue their money runs. After getting the runs done, Lang grabs supplies for Paleto, and Hank grabs a hostage.

They tell the hostage that Hank Clover took her on Women's month, but the hostage claims she's not a snitch. Lang hacks the vault door, and gets the loot with CJ. The chase begins, Lang cooks the cops for a while but can't seem to shake them. AIR-1 refuels twice, Lang flips the car under Maze Bank arena, Tony arrives to help flip it back. Hank gets run over during the process and goes down, Lang swaps CJ (VIP) to Tony's car, and Lang's car goes out in the canals. Lang and Skipper hop in to Carlos' car, and Lang tries to lose the cops again, but they bail and get a boat. The boat has no fuel, Lang boats out into the ocean until they run out of fuel, and they hide in the boat until Saab arrives. Skipper thinks Tony and CJ have been caught, Lang is disappointed in Tony being washed.

Saab finally picks them up in a new boat, Lang reminds Saab that he's useless. Lang drops everyone off in Cypress, Larry asks if they need ammo and Lang requests more shotgun ammo. Arush calls to deliver the shotgun ammo, Lang makes everyone bring in the product. Lang heads to prison to see Tony and CJ, but finds Hank in visitation. Hank gets CJ, who is still pretty high. Lang gloats to CJ about Tony being washed and ditching his car for Tony's. Robin calls to let Lang know that Tony will be taking a bench trial, so Lang is interested in supporting.

Lang wants to buy the Ingot and test out upgrading it, Skipper tells Lang that Bruce already has one and it's good. Lang is disappointed, he doesn't want to copy Bruce, so he heads to court. Lang tells Tony he's there to support, Tony thanks him. They wait for while for court to start, the police are still finishing the report. Tony delivers a powerful opening statement about the errors of the police, and his want to change and improve with them. The cops call up their witnesses, Lang interrupts court a few times, Robin argues that Tony's car was not used violently. The cops try to argue that Tony is connected to the main crime by use of the same radio frequency, Lang gets undressed and dances in the gallery. Finally fed up, Lang announces that he's killing the vibes and tries to get things sped up.

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Lang runs outside to banter with the boys, Officer Jeb claims that Larry left a child in his car. Lang throws a fish at him and then karate chops him from behind. They return to the court room and Jeb comes in demanding that they go back outside to handle the issue, but Lang refuses. Robin tries to fight down the charges for Tony as they reach the closing statements. Officer Sawyer approaches Lang and requests for him to follow them outside, Lang wants to wait until the verdict.

After bantering with Jeb enough, Lang knocks him out in the court room and flees. The cops chase Lang outside, he grabs what he can from security, and then circles the parking lot. CJ helps tackle the cops off Lang, Lang tries to circle back and help her, but she gets tazed and cuffed. Skipper, Saab, Hank, and Bubbles hop on radio and try to help rescue Lang, but there are so many cops. Lang eventually loses the cops and hides by the coast against the airport but the internet goes out.

Lang wakes back up and confirms the chase is over, before heading to bed.

Characters Mentioned

Lang BuddhaCJSkipper JonesTony CorleoneArush Patel SantanaHank CloverBruce BaylorRobin FerraraLarry PorterSaabCarlosJebediah JenkinsOfficer SawyerBubblesAliana