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June 3, 2025 at 07:35 PM
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5/27/2025 Kick Recap - "Do My Best, And Do Better"

Lang and Saab start the day making food at Snr Buns. Lang decides to follow the new gang philosophy of positivity. Saab tells Lang that Flippy called to see how the war is being handled, Saab said it was over, so Flippy wants to do a job together - Lang agrees. A homeless person asks them for money, Lang tries to brush them off, but he claims he's done two tours as an army veteran. Lang doesn't care about his music, they cuss at each other until Saab drives off. Lang and Saab chat in Blarney's about the next event, Lang wants to out do the last one. Lang get's a mysterious call from someone who selected him for 'evaluation', Saab drives him to the location in the south side where Bazim has a new dungeon trial for Lang to try.

Bazim (the dungeon master) leads Lang into the house and shows the names that went before him and failed. Lang claims he doesn't need luck, and enters the dungeon. Lang progresses through a maze of rooms, some with obstacles and twisted perspectives, finding a book that details a collection of notes. As he continues and learns the maze, he finds a few notes that detail a collection of items. It takes him a very long time to collect each item, Bazim grants him access to leave (37 mins). Cuddles calls to admit that she is the Russian Cartel contact who has been trying to make the cocaine deal, Lang thinks she's crazy and doesn't take it personally.

Lang finds Saab and CJ outside speaking to the postal woman. She tells Lang that she delivered his mail yesterday, the recipient was very unhappy. Lang calls Dante to grief him for being taken hostage, and then has him come to the Forge. Dante tells Lang that he saved people as Deadpool, and wants to make a name for himself. He hopes to get an office in Blarney's one day, Lang doesn't seem impressed. Lang lists what he thinks of Dante, welcoming him to North Cypress. Dante is astonished, Lang reminds him not to become lazy or dependent on the people around him. Dante hopes to do his best, and then do better. Lang joins the North as they handle some money runs, Fiona's been going to the hospital nonstop while she works on the warehouse.

Lang grows frustrated with all the cars outside the Forge, Saab calls for a meeting in the Refinery. Saab reminds everyone, including Tony, of the Blarney's events happening soon. Tony offers to help build the track, Dante wants to gather tires and equipment for the barriers they need. Saab introduces Dante as their new member, everyone welcomes him. Saab takes a phone call, Lang thinks Skipper looks disgusting now that he's hairless, but he's only hairless because he blew up while he was in cuffs. Lang suggests getting dog fur for his head, CJ was styled by Tony, Lang can tell. Lang pulls Saab aside for being too nice, Saab won't let Tony take over the race, Saab understands. Lang and Saab plan to have the race ready by next friday, Lang needs to order the go-karts from overseas so it's going to cost the entire Blarney's savings.

Lang calls Clark to meet by the docks, but Clark doesn't have any new information to share. Lang is surprised that it's been nearly two weeks with no news, Clark just waits for updates to come to him. Lang asks how Arush's ammo sales are going, Clark is acting weird and thinks Lang is acting weird, too. Clark asks about what Lang's intentions are, questioning why he's with Cypress at all if this 'thing' is 'bigger than it all'. Lang doesn't like this line of questioning and ends the meeting, they both leave and Lang calls Arush to catch up instead. Lang compliments Fiona's hard work and heads to Blarney's to chat with people as they gamble. Lang joins Saab while they continue to make the course for the Blarney's race, Buddha tests out the go karts on a loop and crashes into the water, but is excited to make the race work. Lang presses the cops at Blarney's who are gambling on basketball, encouraging them to gamble more.

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Yuno comes by to gamble, Lang gives him betting advice. Sadie (the mail delivery lady) comes by to give Saab a new letter, and offers to read it in front of Lang. Lang is confused by the letter, so Sadie reads the first letter that Saab sent to Flippy for context. Saab agrees to do cargo with Flippy later, Lang has nothing to add, but decides to send a new letter to Carmine stating demeaning things. Jonah is impressed that Sadie runs everywhere to deliver these letters. Yuno bets 200k in the Knicks, everyone is impressed. The off duty officers leave, Lang shoots out their tires warning them not to park in front of Blarney's again. Lang greets different gambling patrons, including Gigi (Luciano's cousin). Lang presses Vill Ager for terrible parking, but get's a molotov for him to molly a car poorly parked - Lang offers to pay him in diamonds and obsidian. Vill Ager gets the job done, Lang watches from the roof of Blarney's. As he comes down, the owner of the car presses Lang for encouraging it, but Lang swears he wasn't involved.

The North begins a Fentanyl Hot Run, Lang drives over to join them, but crashes and get's knocked out. Skipper quickly finds him and helps get him back on his feet, they rejoin the hot run. Lang and Skipper make small talk as they support the North during the hot run. After bumping the cops a few times, Lang 'compliments' Skipper for being ugly. They complete the hot run and stop for some food, Lang offers to poach Bazim from the noodle stall, but he ignores it. Octo greets them as they leave, Lang gets mad at Saab for not including Dante in the job.

Lang compliments everyone's hard work, trying to maintain the positive attitude. He puts down a bunch of pilons outside of Blarney's to designate a "no parking" area. Lang forces Zeek to gamble, and then lights his poorly parked truck on fire. Lang shows the parking sign to new gamblers and requests more molotovs to punish bad parkers. Skipper parks a few cars in the lot behind Blarney's to set up a second hand car-sales lot. Sofia is gathering wood and supplies for the Forge, Lang is excited to see what Fiona makes. Sofia asks if Lang is okay, because he's being too nice. Lang just wants to apply Saab's mentality as a way to de-stress. Lang offers for Sofia to slap him, but she refuses.

Lang compliments Saab on the radio, Skipper tells Lang that he loves him, Lang shares that he's grateful he didn't betray the North and leave with the 404. Lando calls Saab to show him something interesting, but after the call tries to get Lang's thoughts on the Guild. Lang wishes that Saab could be more serious sometimes, they both showcase trying to be serious. Lang hugs Saab and leaves, offering to give Jonah a ride nearby. Jonah asks if Lang's alright, unsure why he's being so kind, but Lang dodges the explanation. Lang gives Jonah his Remus to sell, offering him to take some money off the top for himself.

Lang returns to Blarney's and radios about the Guild loitering outside. Carmine pulls up to gamble, Lang yells at him for going missing, but Carmine hops in and tells Lang that he got information. Carmine confirmed that the leak about Ursula was actually Opal, Lang wants to sue, Carmine agrees. Lang drops Carmine to the Stables and then returns to Blarney's, where he blows up Carmine's car and has it towed.

Lang returns to the Rooster's Rest and heads to bed.

Characters Mentioned

Lang BuddhaSaabFlippyDante RiversCuddles FishCJFiona StewartTony AndrewsSkipper JonesClark MasonArush Patel SantanaYuno SykkSadieCarmineJonah HydellGigiVill AgerOcto VettelZeek KacemSofia TorresLando StormbornOpal PryceUrsula LeichenbergBazim