6/03/2025 Kick Recap - "The One Where They Leave The Fight Event Early Because They Have a Talon Mission"

6/06/2025 Kick Recap - "Tournament, Embarrassment & Abandonment"

Short summary:
The big Blarney's race was today. 30 contestants on 30 go-karts. It was one big chaos. Many screams were scrumpt. Many embarrassments were had. Despite all the fun the contestants had, Lang was adamant that the event had failed. Once the event was over they realized they didn't want to give the prize of half a million dollars and a private jet to the winners (police officers Brittany Angel & Vincent Ventura)
And so the prize was awarded to the 2nd place winners, 4head & Marty. People we're going crazy on Twatter demanding transparency about the results and wanting their bet winnings. They couldn't take the pressure and so North Cypress blew up Blarney's with a bomb, left everything behind and headed for Paleto. They adapted new personalities and now live as hippies in the nudist camp where they await until the heat has blown over.