Jagger “Chatterbox” Gerardy: NoPixel 4.0 July 23rd

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-# There wasn't a coin flip today

Day 2 of House Arrest

• Stream intro 1 + Stream intro 2
• Jagger woke up in the UnFunhouse,_ staring out the window
• He tried to call Selena Frost, his parole officer, to say he's awake however he had to 311 instead
• He twatted about Flippy getting shot…… surely this won't backfire later 😅
• Tessa arrived at the house. When he saw her, he scoffed and went inside
• Helen called him and told him that his parole officer and herself will be stopping by shortly to give him some updates
• He went out to see that Tessa had left, yet she had left him a lot of food, cigarettes, and cleaning supplies
• Helen and Frost arrived at the house and knocked vod timestamp
  • As the asshole he is…. He ignored them
• After a very awkward introduction, he gave Frost a box of cleaning supplies. He tried to get her to clean the bathroom <:KEKW:620721871008038913>
• Helen informed him that his surgery is scheduled for tomorrow at 8 pm CST with Dr Stacey
• He called Osvaldo and offered him $100k to clean the __UnFunhouse __
• Osvaldo threatened to bring over movies which Jagger quickly took back his invite
• He called Emeka and also offered her the opportunity to make something of herself. He asked her to clean the house
• He threatened that when he gets out, he might visit the cul-de-sac again
• Emeka then twatted about the fruitcake
• He called Helen so he asked for clarification on who owned the __UnFunhouse. __ She confirmed it was Delver
• He noticed someone watching the house. He walked towards Lullaby.
• Jagger proceeded not to 311 and had the conversation, which he then messaged Frost
• Lullaby says he would like to assist Jagger in reaching his potential
• TowTow calls. Jagger asked to tow his crew to the house for a new opportunity
• The group arrives and are searched by Frost. She confirms she’ll pay $5k for their job (God dang) vod timestamp
• TowTow promises to try to sneak in some coke. Jagger asked him to call Ember and ask her to come in a disguise
• TowTow successfully snuck him in a bag of coke. He hid it in the fridge to keep it safe
• He suggested the idea to Frost that he can work on his car while under house arrest. She called Helen, who came to the house
• He snitched on the coke in the fridge, taunting that the PD doesn't do their job
• Osvaldo and McNulty arrive. McNulty demanded a joke
• Osvaldo gave him binoculars and 12 packs of cigarettes. He also broke the fence and was forced to fix it by Frost
• Ratchet called him and told him he could remember everything
• Beric showed up to check on how the house arrest was going
• Hydra then showed up and tried to antagonise him. Jagger, like usual, tried to egg Flippy on to shoot him. vod timestamp
• Flippy said he has a different plan for him
• Helen then arrives to stop the commotion
• Frost and Jagger showed Helen the coke in the fridge

• Jagger mentioned Windsong dying as Happy drove past. Happy threatened him with a golf club so Osvaldo knocked him out, leading to Osvaldo’s arrest
• Charlie called Jagger. from an unknown number. He suggested she kidnap Windsong and execute her on the __UnFunhouse __ property and send him before and after pictures to Happy
• Jagger taunts Wendy
• He mentioned to take out the new mayor for Helen. She declined
• Jagger and Frost proposed the idea of towing his car so he could work on it. Helen agreed that if his behaviour over the next few days was good, she would allow it
• Jagger calls Tessa and says there are people who are instigating (Marley, Wendy, and Mumbles) so they are going to get killed
• He found a rock and threw it at an air vent, causing it to explode and set the house on fire vod timestamp
• Helen warned him about his behaviour and breaking bail on day 1. He tried to taunt her to send him to solitary
• While the fire department put out the house fire, a car full of 3 Raven MC members drove past. He told them to ‘Keep moving jackass’
• They all got out and beat his and Frost’s ass
• Helen gave him medical with a Hello Kitty bandage
• He called McNulty and told him the joke; ‘what's the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior……. Cremation’ Mcnulty POV <:KEKW:1095888472381866097>
• Frost and Jagger watch the show as Pocket’s tussles with a cop on Grapeseed Main Street
• Deek comes into the house to see if he can potentially fix the leaks
• Jagger tries to convince Pockets to fight with Frost, and Frost asks if he hates Pockets. Jagger says yes and that he will try to get him killed eventually
• Jagger roasts Deek, who jokes that Jagger is a psycho shooter guy who is one of the freaks that he detests so much. Jagger says ‘Sure am.’
• capy break
• He spotted Delver across the street. Jagger confronted Delver on the state of the house vod timestamp
• Jagger crashed out over the condition of the house, and threatened to call multiple inspectors to rack up a large bill
• Delver installed a new wet bed for him
• Jagger texted Helen “Delver is dead” to “test the police response time”
• Jagger called Osvaldo and asked him to find a house inspector to note down everything wrong with the house so he can give the list of repairs to Delver
• Delver tried to get a bro-fist from Jagger but got denied <:chatterboxTEARS:1333330859683745874>
• Frost said she saw Hydra outside, so she asked Jagger to stay in the house
• Jagger twatted ‘Hydra these nuts’ in response
• Helen said if he continues to antagonize via twatter his phone will be taken away
• Jagger argued with Helen, and she said she is only here and only put him on house arrest instead of in solitary because she cares. Jagger denied that she cares
• Helen took off her bunny ears and gave him the silent treatment
• Frost opened up to him about some of her past and said she volunteered to be here

• Jagger did maintenance around the house vod timestamp
• He did some repairs in the bathroom and kitchen and loudly rearranged furniture
• While using the microwave, he set off the fire alarm
• He vacuumed :) Tessa would be proud
• He made a mess in the kitchen while making the loudest cup of tea of all time
• He washed his hands vigorously………………
• He made some popcorn and looked for a show to watch but hated everything on TV
• Frost called him for a status check. He asked her to do a drive by on the house and shoot him
• He told her the fire alarm was going off so he hung up
• He called Tessa and asked her if she knew any expensive house inspectors… the fire alarm once again went off so he hung up
• Frost and McNulty rushed to the house for an inspection….. He burt the popcorn <:KEKW:620721871008038913> <:chatterboxCook:1336426351124680704> vod timestamp
• Jojo called him back, after being taken hostage, regarding a plan involving Ember. He mentioned how Charlie said she didn’t want Ember back
• He warned her that something extremely bad would be happening tomorrow and she has the opportunity to stop it
• He noticed that the cops were still watching the house from around the corner
• Tessa dropped off some groceries with instructions on how to make popcorn vod timestamp
• He tried to use his new knowledge to make more…. HE DID IT :chatterboxPraiseBe:
• He then ate popcorn while watching tv <:chatterboxSNACK:1279195372534759424>
• DANCE BREAK
  -# ^^ sorry vod watchers but u suckkkkkkkkkkkk
• He called Tessa to ask how to turn the tv volume down because it was way too dank. She told him to check the batteries in the remote vod timestamp
• He threw a rock … smashing the tv….
  • He checked the remote….. There were no batteries
• Jagger installed a new TV
• Windsong arrived to do maintenance vod timestamp
• She started by inspecting the toilet and said to let it sit a day then moved onto the kitchen leak
• Benny and some other ADMC barged into the house. Benny jokes around offering him an ADMC kutte. He declined saying he has self respect
• Jagger opened the fridge door and caused the whole thing to fall over. Frost let him know that Deek was taking over watching him
• Windsong came back and set up some temporary fixes…. She put duct tape over the leaks
• He taunted Happy as he drove by so Happy shot the cop car tires. Happy asked Windsong if she was cheating on him with Jagger
• He smashed the new tv due to there being so many adverts
• He received a helpful text from Tessa with a picture showing where the volume buttons are on a remote : )

• Windsong took a shit causing the bathroom to flood…. Jagger tried to press charges for vandalism
• Jagger went back to watching The George Lopez show but was once again assaulted by the loud volume
• He called mom again and Tessa told him to change the remote batteries
• He called Twinkles in a panic and asked him to bring batteries
• Jagger broke the fridge door, a cabinet door, and knocked over the water cooler
• Windsong stopped by and recommended he keep a dream diary
• Jagger called Tessa (again) and asked what tofu is and why it was in his grocery bag that she dropped off
• He told her to come pick it up because it smells bad and he hates it
• Deek arrived with his partner Brickston, and Twinkles arrived with his batteries
• Jagger and Brickston bonded (?) over liking shooting people and not caring about anything other than thenselves
• He asked Twinkles to smuggle him some tools to fix the house with
• Twinkles dropped off some books from Tessa, including several books full of ‘Camel Facts’ and a book of dad jokes
• Twinkles gave him a lawn chair because Twinkles said the chairs inside aren’t comfortable
• **Twinkles **mentioned that he had also tried to kill **Reina **but quickly ran away <:ChatterPop:915789455900696636>
• Jagger told him to tell Charlie to give him a call
• Jagger opened one of the books Tessa gave him but it was too many words so he picked up a Camel Facts book instead
• He read the whole book and learned that he has a lot in common with camels <:KEKW:1095888472381866097>
• Tessa showed up and caught him reading the books she gave himvod timestamp
• He gave her some camel facts he learnt
• He flipped through TV channels while she got her tofu
• He asked her for help getting a plumber to fix the bathroom
• Tessa asked if he wanted a movie or DVD player to entertain himself but he explained he threw the VCR at the wall earlier
• He popped some popcorn to prove he knows how to do it…. he burnt it again
• He explained how Osvaldo stirred by bringing over a bunch of clowns
• Tessa offered to make a meal out of the tofu. He said not today (rolled 2/2)
• Tessa left so he went back to reading
• He laughed to himself as he read the joke book vod timestamp
• Deek offered to buy him a beer. He set up a security camera to set him up
• He blackmailed Deek. He then recorded Deek driving after drinking

-# Tomorrow: **Streamerbox **will choose who to start as, however there will be a coinflip to determine who wakes up after surgery

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