Jagger “Chatterbox” Gerardy: NoPixel 4.0 July 28th

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-# There wasn't a coin flip today, but Jaggerbox did a poll in discord for who would be getting therapy from Pixie. Jagger won with 70% of the vote
-# https://discord.com/channels/752537993553772654/1251659663657926816/1399538204809629736 - updates on streams for the next 2 weeks

Day 4 of House Arrest

• RP intro 1 - RP intro 2
• Jagger woke up at the __UnFunhouse __ where he 311’d that he was awake
• He found a bunch of food and books that Tessa had left
• Today's animal book: Red Pandas and hot dogs
• He called Tessa while doing his laundry (1:50:31)
• The washing machine broke mid-cycle, so he had to wear the spare clothes Tessa gave him 🐫
• Frosty and Jonah Sloe came by the house to do his daily parole check
• He calls Tessa and confronted her about the camel pajamas she left for him
• Tessa arrived right after and offered to buy him something else (1:57:39)
  -# **nakkida **thought he looked cute in his outfit
• He explained how he tried to do the laundry. Tessa then explained how to use the machine properly
• Tessa offered to take his clothes to the laundromat, he accepted
• He tried to fix the machine… by kicking it a bunch of times (2:06:34)
• Then he watched Wheel of Fortune and Hockey
• He tried to call Reina however Twinkles called him to say she was incapacitated
• He asked why not finish the job. Twinkles said it was too easy
• Reina calls back, to which Jagger threatens her saying ‘Bobby sends his regards,’ he then goes back to watching Bill Nye
• Frosty walks in on him watching Spider-Man which embarrasses him (2:25:42)
• capy break while Jagger watches kids cartoons
• He called Windsong and asked for an update on his furniture order. She had no idea…
• He suggested that she divorces Happy and marries Stumbles
• He also joked about his trauma of sharing a body with someone <:FeelsWowMan:1096783712911368246>
• He called Osvaldo and asked for a delivery of beer and cigarettes
• He called Frosty to pass along his daily joke to McNulty: ‘’My grief counsellor died. He was so good i didn’t even care…’’ <:pepeclown:980947767952302150>
• He called Jojo and told her she was right about him not feeling better. He said he feels satisfied, but not better.
• He told her to jump off the bridge…
• He calls Osvaldo to yell at him about him being late and calls him short
• He called Stumbles and made fun of him for being dumb. Stumbles told him he failed killing him in LS Customs
• He asked Stumbles to also bring him a case of beer
• Tessa and Osvaldo came in and caught him watching Bill Nye. He made Osvaldo go back out and knock
• They arrived with his clean clothes but without the beer….
  • Frosty informs the duo that Jagger can have beer but only moderately
• The trio watches some TV while Tessa runs to the store for beer

• Tessa comes back with the beer and Stumbles. Stumbles insults Jagger’s pyjama pants
• He locked Stumbles in the kitchen and forced him to clean while Osvaldo watched Shrek
  • Jagger smashed the tv… Frosty refused to buy him a new one, so he fake threatened Maddie
• Jagger brings up the customs situation, which Stumbles remembers that Jagger said it was Osvaldo’s fault
  • Stumbles asks what it was all about and Jagger says he would tell him when he felt like it
  • He tells Stumbles to wipe the paint off his face and informs him that he cannot use loopholes, then kicks him out of the house
• Jagger was worried about someone stealing his pants so Tessa goes to check on the dyer
• Jagger built a desk from thin air, so he’s a gamer now :peppogamer:
• He calls Frosty and Tessa to update them on his new console
• Tessa comes back with his dry clothes (3:49:55)
• He got banned from Mario Kart for being toxic <:KEKW:620721871008038913>
• Jagger began to get drunk as Tessa explained not everything he breaks will be replaced
• Tessa offers him to fix things for him in the future, and he drunkenly agrees
• Tessa said she had to leave, he hesitated for a moment, secretly wanting her to stay before telling her to get lost <:chatterboxTEARS:1333330859683745874>
• He drunkenly called Stumbles asking for more beer. Stumbles refused so he threatened to kill** Lily**
• He fell asleep in the hallway while making gross dad noises….
  -# Since he fell asleep Jaggerbox did a poll to see who was waking up. Chatty won as tails with 69%. He them flipped a coin
• Chatty woke up and caught Frosty playing CSGO
• Tessa showed up with a broken monitor for her and Jagger to fix
• He tried to play games however Tessa told him his account was banned
• They reminded him of some of his bail conditions. Frosty told him his court case still hadnt been scheduled
• He asked if he can have a BBQ to throw a massive party, Frosty agreed to allowing 10 people over as long as they’re outside
• He saw Happy outside. Happy said ‘Hey fuck face’ before driving off
• He began reading about Arnies hotdogs before Frosty asked if he liked Spider-Man or not
• He called Stumbles and told him about hosting a large BBQ on Thursday
• Tessa told him her birthday is also on Thursday
• He called Stumbles and asked him to buy her an expensive gift and he will pay him back
• He told Stumbles to plan a large surprise party for Tessa at the UnFunhouse
  -# Chatty asked Tessa to flip a coin to see how he will feel tomorrow. Tessa rolled a 1/2 <:ChatterPop:915789455900696636>
• Jimbo stopped by the house and teased him about the Winnipeg Jets
• Tessa invited Twinkles over but didn’t say why…
• Twinkles and Reina showed up and surprised him with the YUCKTRUCK <:chatterboxPraisebe:1316963108820095036>
• Tessa mentioned how he punched her earlier, he went into the bathroom and smashed his head on the wall
• **Chatty **311’d saying **Stumbles **was going to deliver him guns before going to sleep

Credits <:chatterboxLOVE:1242429445654974577> : @chazzy @nat & @winnie. and the rest of the Chatty TLDR Team