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August 22, 2025 at 06:54 AM
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Full Chatty and Helen interrogation

  • She started by asked him what he remembers of a sniper being found in his possession. He got extremely flustered and said he was told he shot a lot of people
  • She then asked if he remembers shooting them. He looked down and said he kinda remembers all of it
  • She asked if he was in control of shooting them. He took a long pause before saying, technically, yes. He said in the moment he wanted to do it, but tried to block it out and move past it. He said he doesn't feel in control when his emotions are high
  • He confessed to remembering the kidnappings of Bell, Lily, Moose, and Stumbles, holding up Windsong
  • He confessed he remembered but shooting Max, but refused to comment on why he shot him so he scrambled, saying it was politically motivated
  • He admitted to sniping everyone else, sending threatening pictures and finally working with Emi to lure Wendy to her torture. She once again asked if the Max shooting was politically motivated, and he said yes
  • Helen asked if, before this interrogation, he was honest about his memories. He said right now he's telling the truth, but has lied to some people in the past as it's easier to block it all out
  • He finally confessed that when Jagger is out, he fully remembers, and he doesn't know if it's Jagger “steering the ship”
  • Helen asked him if he believes he should get the death penalty. He said he believes he should, but doesn't want it
  • He stated that sometimes he just can't help himself and gets mad, but wants to change. He explained how he tried to change after the first meeting Pixie, Tessa, and Kirk years ago, and that he became a better person after getting to know them
  • He said he started to regress though on one specific day… the day Ray Mond left. He got in his own head and let stupid things happen. He said almost like relapsing in his own mind
  • He mentioned that watching someone go through the same struggle he did, they struggled to the point he lost them, and things went downhill one after another starting there
  • He said he was lying to himself that he found peace, but oh was he wrong. He said he thought his life hit its peak, and that Ray was the best thing to ever happen to him, but there was more to it with Kirk and Tessa ect
  • He said he failed her and could have done more to help due to being useless, stupid and dumb. He said the Emperor was right in the fact that everything Chatty touches gets fed to the fire
  • He reiterates that he knows it's him doing all these things, but can't help but bottle it all up as he can't admit it's him doing these awful things
  • Helen asked him what happened for it all to come down. He said a piece of himself got torn out, and maybe he was too hard on himself after she left. He had a choice after she told him not to let her go, but realised it was a selfish decision because of his own hatred for Parsons. He worries if the result could have been different and better if he let her go there
  • She asked if Jagger started coming around after Ray left, and Chatty said Jagger never came around; it’s just him. He just started to mentally fall apart and argue with himself. One part of him would resent all the clowns, but he doesn’t know what he really wants: he doesn’t know who he is anymore
  • He said he’s a freak, and not because of dressing like a clown, but because of his actions
  • He said he feels like he deserves the death penalty “because what kind of man would fail so miserably and then take it out on the people he failed?”
  • He explained how he stitched his current half-mask together, and said he feels kinda better when he wears it. He said Bobo gave him his original mask: he chose it out of a box full of masks because red is his favourite colour
  • He said he had a few back-ups of that mask, but he ran out of them: the last one is with “the person he failed”
  • Helen asked if he ever talks to Jagger He said that sometimes he argues with himself
  • He once again confessed he remembered everything and regrets it every single day. Tomorrow, his answer might change because he doesn't know who he is anymore
  • Helen asked if he's scared of himself. He said Yeah: he’s scared of his emptiness, and what it makes him do and say
  • He said he hates when he gets proven right about some things, but he’s wrong about other things, and he hates that he blames his friends for things that aren’t their fault. He said he felt like if he gets rid of them, he won’t hurt them anymore and can just sit and mope and do nothing… but he doesn't really want that
  • She asked what his ideal life is. She mentioned what Jagger had said his ideal life was earlier that day: sitting in the house alone doing nothing in silence… Chatty said his ideal life is sitting in the house every evening, laughing with Ray, and Kirk and Tessa would come over all the time. Just living life and having clowns around, being somebody
  • Helen asked if there's anything else he’d like to say before she ends the recording, and he said “I’m sorry for what I am”
  • He told Helen to leave as he wanted to be alone. She offered him a hug, but he refused

<:chatterboxOk3:1407077391645540434> Credits: @chazzy @winnie. & the rest of the TLDR Team

Chatterbox: NoPixel 4.0 August 21st TLDR

Twitch Vod ୨ৎ Youtube vod

  • -# Pre-stream: Jaggerbox ran a poll in discord to determine who would wake up. **Tails won with 59% of the vote, ** HoweverJaggerbox decided he wanted to play both characters instead
  • -# Jaggerbox showed off some **Zyps **art he got, then yaps for a while… #FREEDORT
  • -# He also did a poll for who chat thinks should attend the court case. Chatty won with 79%
  • -# He also spoke about Jagger’s lore and feelings, Clowncils future and the Funhouse future vod timestamp

Jagger ‘Chatterbox’ Gerardy: NoPixel 4.0

  • Jagger woke up at the UnFunhouse. He went outside to find a bunch of food vod timestamp
  • He called Frosty to let her know that he was awake
  • Jagger called Lilly and taunted Hydra to come and shoot him <:pepeclown:980947767952302150>
  • He called Hazel and demanded that she bring him some cigarettes
  • He went outside to see Happy. He antagonised Happy into threatening him
  • Windsong joined the group with Happy’s lunch, Jagger then stirred with their relationship
  • Hazel, Reina and Kirk arrived with his cigarettes, which he demanded she get him more cigarettes and beer
  • The group dropped some damaged guns to which he quickly picked up
  • He and Kirk went inside of the house, so he locked the door behind them. He threatened Kirk with a broken grenade
  • Jagger asked for an assault rifle, which Kirk declined, and suggested he talk to Happy
    • He then hid the weapons in a bush nearby
  • As the group were leaving, he stole an engine from Happy's car. Happy broke into the house and threatened him with his bat vod timestamp
  • Kirk kept trying to get Happy to get into the car so then they had a fist fight. Happy lost
  • Bjorn arrived to check on the situation, which then left seeing that the group had already left
  • Mumbles called asking if he could come by and have a chat with Jagger
  • Jagger snitched on Happy trying to break down the door earlier to Frosty. He insulted Helen again to her face
  • Frosty mentioned that he seemed more angry than normal
  • Mumbles arrived with his beer which Jagger continued to insult him and his car vod timestamp
  • They discuss Mumbles' mayorship while another cop showed up
  • Frosty mentioned that Hydra did a drive-by on the house
  • Jagger taunts that he can easily leave and will break his bail today
  • Frosty asked if his court case was scheduled, which Jagger confirms it had been
  • Mumbles revealed to the group that he got divorced from Elena. He said he was with Charles Danger when it happened, which Jagger antagonises Mumbles to jump off a bridge
  • He asked for the sniper back to kill Mumbles, but the cops refused
  • Frosty got the Fumbles lore unlocks, and said she hates Dumbles
  • The group discussed how Richard Tips died
  • Frosty mentioned that Jagger does not deserve to die, then asked the group as well
  • Jagger called McNulty with his joke for his parole conditions
  • Jagger and Mumbles made fun of how Frosty lost her hand
  • Jagger called Twinkles. He informed Jagger that Tessa had an accident by falling out of her treehouse and had broken her spine. She got taken somewhere else for surgery and is gone for a week in Vice City. vod timestamp
  • Jagger presses, Twinkles about the previous accident Tessa had who said he didn’t ask any further information
  • Jagger asked Twinkles whether he believed Tessa just “fell” out of the Treehouse. Twinkles believed someone had done it, but didn't know who.
  • Twinkles explained how Tessa had previously mentioned someone being around the Treehouse. Jagger asked about whether clowns killed Tad, which Twinkles said they didn't. Jagger then remarked that he has to do everything his self.
    • (TLDR team note: Jagger calls her Tessa for the entire conversation)
  • Osvaldo came by the house… looking very.. Young, so Jagger made fun of him
  • Jagger twats at Tad, asking where he is. Frosty questioned him on who Tad is. He didn't elaborate further
  • Osvaldo told the group that Helen wants him to testify against Jagger. He once again no ballsed Frosty to take him to prison
  • Novah stopped by the house with Hydra, who he antagonised
  • Helen arrived and insulted Osvaldo. After he and Helen had a small argument, she asked him if he had seen the docket changes vod timestamp
  • She told him she is no longer pushing for death since he's been compliant with therapy, and wants to push for life in prison instead
    • He explained that if he gets life in prison, he will keep killing people
  • They said he won't be in prison, but will still be under house arrest until mentally stable enough to be transported
  • He kept trying to persuade her to revert back to the death penalty, claiming that he ‘earned’ it, and wants to be an example for others
  • Helen continued to inform Jagger of what she is pushing on the docket, which Jagger instructed her continuously
  • while Jaggerbox screams over his <:chatterboxMINUSONE:1242429575087263785>
  • Jagger called back Kenneth, who confronted him about the twat asked for Tad. He refused to tell him who he is, so he hung up on him vod timestamp
  • He called Charlie and asked her to call him back on a payphone
  • Ember called back and said she was with her dad and brother (Kenneth and Tad)
  • He asked why she's with them. She said they are her family
  • He warned her that if she chooses to be with the Smileys that she is proving him right because she is a weed. She said they make her smile
  • He questioned her on why **Tad **would hurt Tessa. She sounded shocked that Tessa was hurt
  • He advised her to kill Kenneth and Tad, and made her explain how they are family. She said they are family ‘because he makes her smile’
  • Jagger then brought up that she would be happy if he gave her 100 molotovs because it would make her smile. He points out the logic isn’t there for the Smileys being her family
  • Jagger and Twinkles called and told him what Ember said. Twinkles said he didn't know, since everyone cut her off
  • He grilled Twinkles on not caring enough and not taking any action. He suggested it's time to kidnap Ember and Tad to finally get some answers
  • He called Osvaldo and asked where Tessa is, and what happened to her. Osvaldo said he doesn’t know he’s only just being filled in
  • He explained how Tad was stalking Tessa, and joined the Smileys. He tried pushing, saying for the clowns to smoke the Smileys
  • He called Sneaky and stirred, saying Ember told him Wendy is the Smileys next target
  • Mumbles and Kirk tried to deliver food but were told off by Helen
  • Pixie arrived at the house, so she and Helen came in and started the session vod timestamp
  • For the full therapy session click here
  • Pixie determined that that was alot and asked if he wanted to stop. He asked them to leave
  • Helen got stuck in the chair so he kicked it, and broke it
  • Before leaving Pixie said any other therapy is optional and she won’t force him to do it
  • Jagger started to chain drink his beer while watching TV
  • -# Jaggerbox explained some of Jaggers thoughts regarding him not actually knowing what he wants vod timestamp
  • Jagger passed out. Chatterbox briefly woke up, however kept passing out due to being drunk
    -# alot of time passed real and true
  • Chatty woke up in the kitchen then stumbled to the TV
  • Barry walked into the house and asked how hes doing vod timestamp
  • Barry remembered Chatty saying he only had 2 days left so wanted to catch up before then
  • Barry mentioned shooting his leg off to remove the ankle monitor, then Barry kidnapping him to save him
  • They spoke about the pier talk they had years ago, and the good advice Chatty gave him
  • In the middle of Chatty making fun of Barrys past clubs, Frosty called, then came by the house along with Helen and Pixie
    • Helen and Pixie questioned him on how and when he woke up
  • Chatty and Barry went back to catching up. Chatty asked how ADMC is going
  • Barry asked about Jagger. Chatty explained how he started to live his life as Chatty, then life caught up to him in a bad way which makes people think theres 2 versions of him
  • Chatty also explained how he sniped a bunch of his own people, as well as some others.
  • Barry said Chatty is his longest friend, and if he dies he wont have outside of his own club. Chatty teased him for killing Giblets again
  • They chatted about some old memories of shooting CG
  • Chatty told him about the upcoming court case, and how long hes been under house arrest
    • Barry offered to leave a shotgun for him
  • Barry shouted at Chatty for not having a lawyer and wanting to snitch on himself
  • Chatty told him him how he also shot Hydra, then yesterday orchestrated a Hydra drive by on the house, resulting in a cop shootout
  • Chatty said he has nothing to live for anymore since the house is gone. He explained the mime war, and ADMC’s involvement
  • Frosty informed them both that they are no longer pushing for deathpenalty. Barry freaked out that she has a missing hand
  • Chatty gave him a quick rundown of some clowns being removed from the group, how he lost ‘his other half’ and his house
  • Helen and Chatty talk about her pushing for ‘life in prison’ (make shift parsons) which make him freak out. He asked to be put on the street after his time served. Helen declined saying Jagger would still be a threat vod timestamp
  • While on this sentence, he would be allowed hearings if Tessa, Pixie and Helen all agreed Jagger had made enough change
  • Helen relayed some of the information they spoke about in therapy, and the way she interprets how Jagger thinks
  • Pixie asked him if he remembered anything that they spoke with Jagger about. After a long pause he put on a confused face and acted like he didnt know anything
  • Helen suggested presenting the judge a recording of Chatty saying his side of the story, stating that he doesnt want to die, incase its Jagger that shows up to court and asks for the death penalty
  • **Helen **left **Pixie **and **Chatty **to talk. He once again said that **Jagger *is him before quickly moving on vod timestamp*
  • **Chatty **asked between the 2 of them, if he lies in the recording how bad will it affect him later. Pixie caught onto the fact that he remembers what **Jagger **does
  • **Helen *came back and started the interrogation recording vod timestamp*
  • For the full interrogation click here
  • **Helen *asked if there's anything else he’d like to say before she ends the recording, and he said “I’m sorry for what I am*”
  • He asked **Helen **to leave as he wanted to be alone. She offered him a hug but he refused
  • He sat in silence for a long time, listening to the crickets
  • -# **Jaggerbox *explained the whole situation vod timestamp*
  • **Chatty **called **Jojo **and asked for information on **Ember **taking her to the Smileys. He asked where their homebase is as hes going to kill **Tad ** <:chatterboxPraisebe:1316963108820095036>
  • **Twinkles **called and asked if he was ok, **Chatty **deflected and asked if he knows where the **Smileys **live. **Twinkles **explained that someone left dead animals at the treehouse the day she went missing, as well as a serial killer being near by
  • He asked **Twinkles **for help breaking out tomorrow. **Twinkles **warned him about the court case
  • **Chatty **said he that after today, he doesn’t know if they’re going to change his sentencing
  • **Twinkles **explained that after his talk with Ember, shes too far gone and theres no way to get her back
  • **Chatty **said after the court case hes going to make a break for the woods where the treehouse is
  • **Twinkles **apologised for not looking out for Tessa when Chatty couldn't, **Chatty **said it’s not his fault and thanked Twinkles <:chatterboxTEARS:1333330859683745874>
  • **Helen **came in and dropped some food of and asked if he wants to talk to Pixie, and he said no. **Helen **apologized for pushing him but he said its ok and he just needs some space
  • **Chatty **saw that the cops left so he ran to the feed store and grabbed the shotgun **Barry **left for him, then hid it
  • **Chatty **drank and watched TV before heading to sleep

Bonus meta from Jaggerbox: https://discord.com/channels/752537993553772654/777364509999759380/1408333171216351293
Why would **Chatty **have **Tessa *play that game and whyyyyy would he say “I’m at peace*” to Ray Mond standing in the water?
**Chatterbox **being smoked by just anyone is him dying alone.
**Tessa **or Ray Mond doing it gives him the peace he needs as he’s not dying alone but with people he cares for most in the world
It’s definitely messed up but what works for him
<:chatterboxLOVE:1242429445654974577> Credits: @chazzy @nat @winnie. & the rest of the TLDR Team
-# Today was another long one

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