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August 23, 2025 at 09:56 PM
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The People v Jagger Gerardy et. al Day 1

୨ৎ Chatty POV / Lofi: https://lofi-nopixel.com/events/2ed1a

  • Chatty and Ratchet stepped forward
  • They plead guilty to every single charge
  • Helen crashes out over them being there on a Saturday for this case when they have pled guilty. Repeating that Jagger kept pushing for the death penalty, and she didn’t want to be the one to kill Chatterbox
  • The court recesses while Helen crashes out
  • Court is back from crash-out recess
  • Helen mentioned that Brian Knight wants to ‘pet’ chatty as the ‘petting zoo’ isn’t open at the moment
  • Judge Grayson mentions that it is now a sentencing hearing
  • Helen does her opening, discussing how people still love him despite what he did. She says as “both” Chatty and Jagger, both have asked for the death penalty. She mentioned that Chatty is not fit for society, as this has happened previously
  • She mentions that he has broken bail multiple times, such as the weapons she found earlier, and him not letting them know Max was there
  • She has worked with Chatty both masked and mask off. They both admitted to everything on the docket
  • Helen does think he is capable of change. She recognises he is one person and he needs help, and if the death penalty is given: it would show badly on the city that they cannot deal with unique cases like this. She said in her opinion, they should give him a unique sentencing for these circumstances
  • Grayson mentions that Pixie, one of their best psychologists, said that he is not fit for society. Helen acknowledges that, but says Pixie has agreed to continue working with him
  • Chatty beatboxes for Ratchet at his request for their opening statement. He raps that they are guilty and sorry
  • Helen once again brings up in her phone a subpoena that the clowns fuck a lot, and there was a situation with Osvaldo being in a love triangle with his daughter
  • Grayson suggests they open up the floor where individuals can talk in defence or against the defendants
  • Grayson confirms that she still has interrogations to look at, and sentencing will be tomorrow
  • Helen calls Chatty to the stand
  • She asked if she thinks he deserves to die. He said sometimes he does
  • He confirms he has been regularly meeting with Pixie both with his mask on and off
  • She asked if he ever goes to sleep and wakes up wearing different clothes: he said not really. She asked if he frequently wakes up in another emotional state, and he said yes
  • She asked how often he prefers to be called Chatterbox rather than being called Jagger. He said that a month ago, he 90% would have preferred to be called Jagger. But the past week, it has been 50/50
  • She asked if he enjoys working with Pixie: he said not really, he doesn’t enjoy talking about this stuff
  • Helen asked him if, before the charges were stated, he was working with Ratchet or Cracky. He told the court he manipulated Ratchet and shot him with a sniper
  • Helen then questions him on why Cracky was the last person he sniped despite Cracky being his accomplice. Chatty doesn’t go into further detail
  • He confirms his goal to snipe the 24 people was to get his revenge for the Funhouse being destroyed
  • She asks his opinion on Ratchet’s personality, and he says he feels responsible for Ratchet’s actions because he manipulated him into switching
  • He lists Ember as another accomplice he manipulated
  • Helen asks if he believes he’s capable of change, and he says he doesn’t know. He wants to be, but doesn’t know if he is
  • She asked if he’s in control of when he refers to himself as Chatterbox or Jagger: he hesitated, then said yes. She asked if he consciously elects to take his mask off and fully remembers what he does: he sighed and said yes
  • She asked if he is in control of his emotions: he said no. She asked if his emotional outbursts resulted in harming people: he said yes. He said the entire week of his sniping spree was the last time he had an outburst
  • She again asked if he's capable of change, and he still said he doesn't know
  • Helen asked if they could question him again when his mask is off: the judge said she doesn't know, depends on the context
  • Ratchet asked if he wanted to kill all the clowns or him: he asked no. Ratchet asks if he has plans to kill all the clowns, burn the city down, or kill the judge; he said no. He did admit he wants to kill Brian Knight
  • Ratchet asked if he knew what serial killers are, and Chatty said no and that he doesn't really like cereal anymore. Therefore Ratchet concluded he’s innocent
  • Helen asked if he would want to kill clowns next time his mask is off: he said he doesn’t know. He usually just wants nothing to do with them but if pushed or given a reason to, he may want to harm them
  • Ratchet asked if Chatty was sad. He hesitated, then said yes. Ratchet asked if a lot of his problems are because he’s sad, but Chatty said no. Ratchet then asked, “if he had someone to give him a hug that had a bunny mask, would he be happier?” Chatty said not necessarily
  • Ratchet then takes the stand
  • Chatty asked how does Cracky come out. Ratchet explained it would happen if someone he loved tried to hurt him. Ratchet was asked if Chatty knew how to make Cracky come out
  • Helen asked if he wants to kill people as Cracky: he said he wants to create chaos and sadness as Cracky, which killing people does
  • Ratchet explained how he thinks Cracky went away by being electroshocked at the hospital, and how he remembers everything Cracky did now
  • Ratchet said Cracky wasn't manipulated; he did it because he wanted to
  • Frosty helps Coach Chatty in how to object to statements because Helen was both the prosecution and the defence
  • When Ratchet sat back down with Chatty, he was surprised that Chatty remembers everything. Chatty said they’d talk about it later
  • Grayson asks Helen to confirm the sentencing
  • The court then recesses because Helen got shy from them discussing whether Grayson or Beric is hotter
  • Chatty and the clowns joke around during recess, and Chatty asks why Ember hasn’t shown up
  • Kirk mentions that Ember did make it and has the sniper in her pocket, she’s waiting for Chatty’s signal
  • Grayson mentions that the court will be going to closed chambers for the sentencing ideas
  • Grayson asks why he feels like he’s so deserving of the death penalty: he said he killed people who didn’t deserve it, which is something he’d condemn gang bangers for, so why not him? He said maybe he needs to be used as an example
  • Helen said he does have some opinions that don’t fit society, but he has been making progress with his psychiatrist. Grayson argued that Pixie didn’t offer anything that says he can change, just that he’s unfit for society
  • Helen wants to push an indefinite sentence where he stays at the UnFunhouse unless Parsons reopens
    • Her plan would be that 3 people will oversee his case: a psychiatrist, a case manager, and a persona advocate. 2 of the 3 people have to sign off on his progress to give him access to the possibility of parole
  • Ratchet then gives his opinion on the sentence, saying he would need to be Knight’s cadet
  • Helen clarifies she wants Pixie as the psychiatrist and herself as the case manager, which Grayson argues there would be a conflict of interest. Chatty would select the persona advocate whom she encourages Tessa
  • Grayson asks about the possibility of civil service, and also questions whether it’s a good idea to isolate him in house arrest
  • Chatty explained the visitation situation and said it wasn’t isolating. He expressed the issues with the prison. Helen also pointed out that Grayson will see when she listens to his interrogation why isolating him is a bad idea because of his history (with small spaces and a cage)
  • Grayson said they have the facilities in Bolingbroke Penitentiary to do this and it feels like special treatment
  • Brian Knight said that Chatty showed an unusually high level of accountability and said he thinks that should be considered
  • Ratchet said broken people can be repaired, and they can show that. He also said he wants to go on house arrest with Chatty
  • The group goes back to the main courtroom, where they find Gator on the witness stand. Kirk, Hazel and Mumbles were sitting under the defence desk
  • Grayson opens the floor for the public
  • Individuals who spoke in defence
    • Mumbles (said Chatty is the heart of the clowns and the leader they need <:chatterboxTEARS:1333330859683745874>)
    • Kirk (said he saves a lot of people and recommended community service)
    • Finley Milton (PREACHED HIS YUCKING HEART OUT, w finn)
    • Dr. Stacey (believes in rehabilitation for them)
    • Hazel (they bring joy and laughter to the city and the city wouldn’t be the same without them)
    • Moose (said Jagger did bad but also good: helped bring him back to the clowns)
    • Frosty (said he’s an amazing person and deserves help and brings joy)
    • Sneaky (said death would be a punishment to his victims, and a reward to him because of his death wish)
    • Sloane (W neighbour, said that if his victims forgave him, then the court should consider that)
    • Twinkles (said if he deserves death, so do many gang members and said Chatty brought their family together)
    • Cupcake (said he’s shown growth and deserves a future)
    • Marley (said everyone in the city is a bad person)
    • Brian Knight (asked if society is at fault for what Chatty does, and admired his accountability. said death ends his accountability too)
    • Arnold Frost (said clowns are a staple of the north, and Chatty should be rehabilitated but he doesn’t care if Ratchet dies because he’s a rat)
    • Bell (states that she has forgiven Chatty and he can be saved but not Ratchet)
    • Osvaldo (??????? spoke in Spanish but said Ratchet should die)
    • Ruby (doesn’t agree with the death penalty in general. she said Ratchet is a really good driver and sometimes Chatty is funny)
  • Individuals who spoke against
    • Keith (said he’s a murderer who ruins lives, and Ratchet does anything he says. said consider the lives they’d ruin and the death penalty exists for people like them)
    • Flippy (said clowns suck and Kirk is the only clown he likes. Chatty deserves death, but he should be the one to kill him)
  • Grayson announces closing statements:
  • Helen went back and forth on whether he should get the death penalty, but said he’s not fit for society
  • Ratchet crashes out over nobody speaking in his defence
  • Chatty states that Flippy is just mad because he beat him down in a fight, and Keith is mad because he didn’t take Chatty’s advice
  • Kirk asks Chatty why he hasn’t made Ember shoot the judge, and Chatty said he gave the signal, but she never did it …
  • Court is suspended and will reconvene tomorrow for the sentence at 3 pm EST
  • Ember starts blasting. She shoots the Grayson, Helen, and several other cops
  • Chatty and Ratchet are cuffed while the situation is dealt with

<:chatterboxLOVE:1242429445654974577> Credits: @chazzy @nat @winnie. & the rest of the TLDR Team

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Jagger GerardyChatterboxRatchetHelen BachBrian KnightJudge GraysonPixie TarantinoOsvaldo PingafriaKirk JerkemsHazel GreyMumbles FumblesFinley MiltonDr. Stacey RechtMoose KnucklesFrostySneakySloane MonroeTwinklesCupcakeMarleyArnold FrostBellRuby YorkKeith HermanJuan Carlos HernandezFlippyEmber Quinn