Chatterbox: NoPixel 4.0 August 27th TLDR

Jagger ‘Chatterbox’ Gerardy: NoPixel 4.0

Chatty woke up at the UnFunhouse to Helen and the DOC wanting to transport him
He said he overslept because he was up late watching Wheel of Fortune
He offered the DOC money to be his getaway driver if he gets life in prison or death, and asked for bets on whether he gets death or not
Chatty arrives at the Paleto Courthouse vod timestamp
He tries to complement Greyson and mentions how Ratchet didn’t turn up
Chatty watched ERP videos to pass the time (why did i have to type this)
Greyson reveals that he didn't have any evidence besides the Snuffles court video. So he didn’t see ANY of the 4+ hours of interrogation recordings or the people pleading for his life… o7
However, he did understand the general vibe that everyone liked Chatty but hated Ratchet
Ratchet informed Greyson that Chatty knows what a gangbanger is and Greyson said Ember and Chatty are hooking up
Helen told everyone to shut up after they all talked about Ratchet being the bad guy instead
Sheriff Frost then asked Chatty what his dream last meal would be
The Verdict hearing started vod timestamp
Helen began by explaining the sentencing she suggested behind closed doors. An indefinite sentence on house arrest until Parsons reopens or he is deemed fit for society
Greyson asked if Chatty is rabid and needs to be old yellered. Helen answered that she is hoping to find another solution, and she thinks it would be a failing of our justice system (Ratchet said he’ll haunt him if he dies)
Chatty suggested to show he is fit for society, he will give back to the community by becoming a badged gang banger for 30 days and executing all the gang members in the city. He said Helen could teach him
- Sheriff Frost agreed that he would give him a badge. Some other high command agreed
Helen dropped to the floor in anguish because they wouldn’t focus
Helen finally gave Greyson a TLDR of all the sealed evidence. She also explained the 2 interrogation recordings
Greyson said he wasn't able to see any of the evidence since the previous Judge was put into the ICU
Greyson joked that if Chatty does indeed get the death penalty, the day will be renamed ‘Hell-en day’
Helen reiterated that she thinks they should try rehabilitation and that she would be his case manager. She also explained that various people had offered community service options for him
Greyson went into his chambers to finalise the sentencing
While on recess, they joked around about Chatty being a cop

Greyson came back and called the court back in session
Flippy was outside the door for some reason and shouted that he wanted **Chatty **to die. **Greyson **joked if that should change his mind
**Greyson **joked around and said a public poll would make Ratchet 100% dead

Verdicts: The People v Jagger Gerardy et. al vod timestamp

Chatterbox

Life on parole, in psychiatric care and under the oversight of a committee: until a full-time care facility opens, he will spend life on parole

Helen and Brian Knight will have joint oversight over Parole

He will remain at The Unfunhouse until a better solution is decided

There will need to be a Justice level sign-off for any changes to his conditions and

He is also ordering a committee to be formed to assess involuntary psychiatric holds

Greyson said this is his whole life, until he can convince a justice that he is fit for society. A justice will have to sign off that he is fit for society

Mr Ratchet

5 years in prison, with 15 years of parole. (No fine as he is already in debt and the debt would be a trophy not a punishment)

He said that because he was deemed not fit for society, Chatty has a harsher verdict

Helen clarified it’s similar to what he currently serves except that it’s indefinite + if he does any crime while on parole, he may get thrown automatically into prison for life or put to death

The **DOC **transported him back to the UnFunhouse

**DOC **asked again if he wants to rebuild the Funhouse, and he said yes but there’s no point doing it right now: he can’t leave the UnFunhouse. DOC answered that they think Helen will let him leave

-# Jaggerbox explained his thoughts on the verdict and thoughts going forward vod timestamp

Chatty caught up with Bozo, which he explains the parole aspect of the life sentence

Bozo suggested having a “good Chatty week” where he picks up trash and dramatically repents for his sins, and does stuff for the community. They will publicise it and invite people there to cheer for him #ReformedChatty

Helen showed up and said she has a bunch of ideas for reintegrating into society, for example: the animal sanctuary, nature hikes, cop ride-alongs, smoking with Windsong, art therapies (writing a song, painting) vod timestamp

She also clarified he will continue therapy with Pixie

Frosty is no longer assigned to the case, but she will be helping

Chatty said if there’s a prison riot, they can send him in as wave 1 with a baton to quell the riots

Helen asked Judge Greyson to come to the house to clarify details of his parole, and Chatty requested he bring a 12 pack… Helen said no and clarified that he still can’t drink to excess

Judge Greyson stopped by the house to clarify the parole conditions vod timestamp
Greyson said it is standard parole conditions; however, in time they could lift some restrictions
He said once they have a full-time psych involved, they will evaluate his parole conditions
Chatty tries to get Stumbles put on house arrest to rehabilitate him from being a Karen
Chatty mentioned he had a Funhouse to rebuild. Greyson said they should add that he can never step foot on the property again
They went over his charges, and he was fined 780k for his warrant apprehension
Chatty called Brian Knight who claimed that Chatty is his son now, but then realises Tessa is his niece so it doesn’t work
Chatty called Osvaldo and went over his verdict
Helen and Brian came to visit and gave him some insane childhood lore drops on top of talking about parole vod timestamp
Osvaldo, Bozo and Walter joined them. Osvaldo said Chatty was trying to be him as he wants to be a judge, EMS and cop for a day
Bozo and Walter agreed that Chatty is a gang banger
Chatty explained to the group how he got the sniper rifle and briefly talked about the Smileys and other clown groups
Chatty met Brian’s new cadet, Sybil. He informed them that tomorrow, Chatty will go on a ride-along, and he wants her help
He called Sheriff Frost and asked for permission to use a police baton. He agreed that Chatty can carry a baton and a PD taser with Greyson’s approval
Sybil confirms there will be a new semester of learning for him. Brian confirms Chatty is his weapon, and Sybil is the legislation
He chatted with Mayor Junior for a while about the grant to rebuild the __Funhouse, __ and said it could be part of his community outreach
The group discussed on they miss Miniphone, then Twinkles joined them
Helen started to give some rehabilitation ideas, such as working with animals, various ride-alongs and music/ art therapy, however he threw a rock at the AC so he was taken across the street
Wendy arrived and got in trouble by Helen, so she came back dressed as Chatty so **Helen **couldn’t arrest her for trespassing
Dicky Darag called him and threatened to kill Chatty again, but with a plan this time, and made fun of the fallen Funhouse
The group stood around and yapped for a while before Dicky slow rolled the house
Helen and one of the mayor’s cabinet members got into a heated exchange. The mayoral team are trying to seize the UnFunhouse house
Chatty asked Twinkles how the meth run went, and Twinkles explained not good
Dicky drives by again on a bike and attempts to knock everyone over with a wrench, but got beaten up by Bjorn before running away
- The group stole various cars and spent way too much time trying to blow up the tank he was next to
Sneaky came and congratulated Chatty on the life sentence… then held Bjorn up with a molotov in an attempt to get Maddie uncuffed vod timestamp
Bjorn started to beat him down, so Nate threw the molotov… onto Wendy. Chatty then saved Maddie from the fire as the cars exploded around them
Sheriff Frost showed up to the chaos and accused him of started the explosions. He asked if Chatty was excited for the ride-along shift tomorrow, and invited him to the PD meeting

Frost introduced him to a bunch of PD as their “new employee.” The officers then made fun of the Funhouse burning down and that his mask
Chatty ran inside the house to get away from them because he was gonna crash out on them, but Peters, Soze and Frost followed him into the house and continued baiting him vod timestamp
He got into a fist fight with Peters while the other cops erped in the bathroom
Peters knocked Chatty out then joined them in the bathroom
The cops tased him as “training” for tomorrow and tortured him and then left him in the bathroom
They took pictures of him surrounded by used needles that they left in the bathroom. They came back and gaslit him into believing he hit his head and took the steroids, then left
Sheriff Frost got left by Peters and Soze and Chatty locked him in the house
Soze tried to rescue Frost which Chatty downed him along with Frost
Peters came to their rescue and downed Chatty
Helen shows up and the other cops tried to get him in trouble but Chatty cleaned up the needles first vod timestamp
Helen was sus of the cops and asked if they did something to him, but Chatty denied it Helen grilled him about it and encouraged him he could tell on them and wouldn’t be in trouble, but he stayed quiet. He said they were just making toast together
Helen collected evidence anyway, and searched Chatty and the house
Chatty called Barry and told him he didn’t get death. **Barry *reiterates the shotgun/ leg plan to break him out vod timestamp*
Barry offered to set up a crime that Chatty can show up to and stop to make him look good while on his ride-along
He called Bozo and offered the same deal to set up a plan he can bust. Bozo suggested setting up Ember. Chatty claimed he doesn't like Ember . The call dropped suddenly
Twinkles called to check up, he suggested they also set up a drug transport he can bust. Twinkles has 400 bags of week they can use
He called Keith and apologised that he has to return the hearse. He also suggested that Keith kills Mr. Smiley and use the hearse for him
Helen called and informed him that Brian is in charge of him for the next couple of days because she’s sick
She reminded him to have his therapy with Pixie while she’s gone
She didn’t want him to do the ride-along tomorrow, and he agreed that if he wakes up in a “bad mood” (as Jaggy) it won’t happen
Bozo called back and they agreed to setup Sneaky, Reina and maybe Hazel
He wanted to troll Helen, so he 311’d that he is going to bed then continued to have some ‘sus’ calls
Lily messaged that she has been thinking about him. He called and let her know he got life on parole and not death
Chatty heads to bed shortly after