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September 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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  • Tony says that’s a lot.
  • Sneaky says it is a lot. She’s Rookie of the Year for a reason.
  • Sneaky tells Jojo to go away.
  • He asks Tony if he’s ever heard of the gawk gawk 3000?
    -# If I had to hear it, you all get to read it.
  • Tony asks if that’s a vacuum? Yes
  • Tony does like vacuuming.
  • Sneaky says so does she.
  • Tony says he likes the noise that vacuums make when they pick up a lot of stuff.
  • Wendy says she does like the noises while vacuuming.
    -# AND I DIED.
  • Sneaky calls Jojo back over.
  • Tony tells Jojo they were just talking about vacuuming.
  • Sneaky tells her he thought bunnies were scared of vacuums.
  • Wendy says she’s never seen a bunny while vacuuming but she wants to.
    -# This is kinda interesting given what happens later
  • Tony says he’s glad she’s good at the thing she’s doing for baseball.
  • Sneaky is also glad.
  • Tony says he’s so supportive.
  • Sneaky says it’s good when you teach someone something and they get really good at it.
  • You get proud of them and you look at them while they are—.
    -# Bro lmao Insert a Rei’s this is normal here
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  • Sneaky, Wendy, and Jojo go boosting.
  • Wendy asks Jojo about a multiperson interaction.
  • Jojo just got back from New York visiting her family.
  • She asks Sneaky how things have been since she’s been gone.
  • He says they haven’t been that bad.
  • Maybe Chatty being on parole forever is a good thing.
  • Wendy and Sneaky start a phone call.
  • Wendy tells him he did stand on business but he did a terrible job explaining.
  • It was really fun to watch him try.
  • Jojo says they are insufferable. They can’t be away from each other for even a second.
  • Sneaky tells her this is their efficient system. He’ll know immediately if s
  • This way, he’ll know immediately if anything happens to her.
  • Sneaky says that’s definitely the only reason.
  • They meet back up with Wendy at the boost spot.
  • Wendy says she’s still very confused but she supports it.
  • Sneaky tells her it’s fine she isn’t MVP yet, she’s Rookie of the Year.
  • Wendy asks what she has to do to get MVP.
  • He tells her she’s got to figure that out.
  • Researching it would be lame, it’s got to be what she thinks would get her ‘MVP’.
  • Wendy tells Jojo about the twin cows births.
  • She tells her Sneaky only threw up 3x. That she saw, he says.
  • Wendy’s hackin
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  • They stop at The Hospital for treatment/bandages before continuing the boost.
  • Jojo and Wendy talk about goals.
  • Jojo asks if they are taking the adoption thing seriously now.
  • Sneaky says no.
  • He doesn’t like how Jojo was talking about Goopert.
    -# She asked who he is.
  • Jojo asks them if they think she'll be allowed in the new Funhouse.
  • Sneaky thinks people are realizing she wasn’t that bad.
  • Wendy says a lot of clowns just pushed their way in and they had to deal with it.
  • Sneaky said not him.
  • Wendy points out he slept on the roof for weeks.
  • He says that’s the opposite.
  • She could hear him snoring above her room.
  • He says it smelled good over there.
  • Jojo gets a call from Ember.
  • Ember wants to meet up.
  • Wendy asks if they break up if they can still sleep together.
  • Sneaky says sure but don’t ask that again.
  • Sneaky reiterates to Wendy Not to say the ‘if we break up’ thing again.
  • Bell calls and asks about an engine.
  • It’s phone call hour.
  • Wendy is on the phone.
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  • Wendy hacks while on the phone.
  • Jojo asks them what she should do. Ember wants to meet up.
  • Wendy asks if she wants it?
  • Sneaky says she does.
  • They say if that’s what she wants they will support her and be there.
  • Jojo wants to hear what Ember has to say about the things that happened.
  • Sneaky asks what she thinks she’s going to say?
  • If it’s going to be a different Ember who will take accountability and apologize.
  • Jojo doesn’t think that. She just wants her to say it to her face.
  • Sneaky and Wendy comms.
  • Helen calls Sneaky and asks if he cleaned up vandalism at The Unfunhouse today.
  • He didn’t know about it.
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  • Helen is behind them and pulls Sneaky over for speeding. 1:41:10
  • She said Lil Wendy sitting in Sneaky’s lap like a whore.
  • “If I can prosecute a chicken, I can prosecute a skeleton.” Helen Highwater
  • Helen writes him a ticket.
  • He gets fined but avoids jail time.
  • Helen offers to give Wendy a ride to their meeting with Ember.
  • She tells Sneaky if Wendy bites her car she’ll fine her for destruction of gov property.
  • Wendy tells her she found something better to bite.
  • Helen asks if it’s his.. yk -# Listen I’M NOT TYPING THAT TODAY I’M JUST NOT
    • He says, “That would hurt.”
  • Sneaky follows and then Helen pulls him over for speeding.
  • He gets another ticket.
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  • Wendy gets in his car and sneaky gets in Helen's.
  • Wendy tries to drive away before the lights are off on the vehicle.
  • Helen pulls her over.
  • Helen tells Wendy it’s not cute to flee from an officer.
    -Sneaky says, it was kinda cute.
  • Helen tells Wendy, Sneaky just wants her for her body.
  • Wendy tells Helen she recently learned people have sex not in a relationship.
  • Helen tells her she’s free to go. That’s gross, sex is for marriage.
  • Sneaky asks who that is.
  • Sneaky litters and she makes him pick it up.
  • “Not in my county.”
  • Helen kicks him out of her car for referring to her as his driver to Wendy on the phone.
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  • Jojo and Ember talk. 1:53:56
  • Lil Sneaks supervises.
  • Ember tells her she wanted to say she’s sorry for what happened.
  • She’s got ‘explanations’.
  • Jojo asks if the sorry makes it better.
  • Ember says it doesn’t.
  • Jojo asks her who tortured her. She thinks she knows.
  • Ember kind of avoids the question.
  • Jojo starts laughing.
  • Jojo tells her to say it.
  • Who was the person they called ‘The Inferno’ who tortured her?
  • That was the name her ‘dad’ gave her after she hurt Ursula.
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  • Jojo says, “Four days of me being trapped in there handcuffed to a wall so tightly I couldn’t move. Barely getting food and water and when I did it was drugged. Forced to fight, listen, to become someone else.”
  • Ember was there while she was tortured, her flesh cut open, a smiley face carved into her back.
  • And told to keep smiling through it all or it would just get worse..
  • Mr. Smiley is great” Ember says.
  • To be told she was doing a good job when she was handling the pain, to be comforted, to be hugged, by Ember.
  • “IT WAS YOU. IT WAS YOU EMBER!”
  • She was drugged out of her mind, unsure what was real and what wasn’t.
  • To think they may have grabbed more of her friends.. Unsure what was hallucinated or real.
  • Sneaky pulls Wendy closer.
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  • Ember brings up her own torture.
  • She says she doesn’t know what happened in the basement but she knows Jojo was there.
    -# Referring to the Tessa/Jojo brainwashing I think.
  • She’d promised to stay by Ember’s side and it was all for nothing.
  • Jojo says she told her again and again to stay away from them.
  • She repeats this again and again.
  • Ember throws out her excuses.
  • Jojo reminds Ember she’d told her about her history with The Smiley’s.
  • Ember says she only told her after she’d gotten hurt by Mr. Ratchet.
    -# bruh Ember….
  • Ember says Jojo got hurt because of her. referring to Ratchet incident I think.
  • Jojo says, “It’s always because of you.”
  • Ember agrees.
  • Ember says she’d tried to say no to The Smiley’s but the only word that came out was yes.
  • She didn’t want to face Jojo with that.
  • That’s why she lied. Ember says she shouldn’t have lied.
  • Ember hates herself every time she lies to Jojo.
  • Sneaky looked at Wendy.
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  • Jojo asks if she was going to take her even if Jojo hadn’t broken up with her.
  • Yes, he’d ordered Ember to take Jojo to him.
  • Was it going to be their anniversary?
  • Ember says she tried to prolong it to their anniversary.
  • Jojo turns away and laugh/sobs.
  • Ember says Mr. Smiley has wanted her since she stabbed Tad.
  • Tad told Jojo he already considered her part of The Smiley’s before that.
  • Jojo says it’s because she kept going back to them, kept going back to them.
  • Ember says Sneaky was supposed to be in the meeting with her but things happened before it.
  • Sneaky leans into Wendy.
  • “Nothing I say will excuse what I’ve done. Nothing I give you is going to make up for it. But I want you to accept something.” Ember says.
  • Jojo asks what it is.
  • Ember pulls out A BIKE!
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  • Wendy is about to say something and Sneaky picks her up and carries her a little ways away.
  • She texts Sneaky about everyone copying his gift.
  • They check the license plate and it’s not custom.
  • They laugh more over that as well.
  • Wendy is temporarily bald. I’m scared
  • Jojo says, “It’s never going to end, Ember.”
  • The next time he tells her to take Jojo, she’s going to do it again.
  • Jojo tells her to admit she’d take Jojo again for the Smiley’s.
  • Ember says she would but he wouldn’t do it.
  • Jojo tells her he has a hold of her mind and she knows it isn’t her fault.
  • Ember tells her she loves her.
  • Jojo says the worst part is she still loves her too.
    -# Mumblepill break
  • Jojo hands Ember the wedding ring back and gets in the Imorgon.
  • They drive away.
    -# Nate’s playin No Scrubs by TLC
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  • Wendy asks Jojo if she wants to crash out or ignore what just happened.
  • Sneaky tells Wendy to let her chill.
  • Sneaky calls Helen back. It was an old missed call.
  • He returns Esme’s call.
  • She calls him BIL. He questions BIL? She says yes. Then he says okay.
  • She wants to use one of his cars.
  • She wants car advice as well.
  • Wendy finds out he sold the Cora.
  • It was Rory’s favorite.
  • Sneaky says he’s sure she’ll like the plane better.
  • He mentions the mile high club and she hugs him.
    -# Nate gloats about winning, chat sulks
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  • Wendy goes and sits with Jojo.
  • Sneaky tells them he’ll be right back and takes off.
  • He repairs the Imorgon and gives it to Esme.
  • Sneaky and Esme talk.
  • Tony brings up Wendy getting “Rookie of the Year”.
  • Sneaky tells them he’s helping Wendy learn the hacks for boosting.
  • They trade cars.
  • Jojo and Wendy are talking when he gets back.
  • There’s a lil pile of tissues next to Jo.
  • Sneaky, not at all disruptively, fixes his car right next to their very serious conversation.
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  • Sneaky tries to get Jojo to go in the trunk.
  • Wendy says no. She’ll go in the trunk.
  • Sneaky says no and holds her instead.
  • They head to a clothing store.
  • She can’t believe he sold the Cora.
  • Rory is going to be mad when she finds out. It was her favorite.
  • He says hopefully by that time it’s been a few weeks and he has the plane ready.
  • Wendy says, “Better hope.”
  • He says I bet you do too.
  • A bunch of locals try to beat them up on the way out.
  • Jojo takes out some stress on the security guards.
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  • They go to a clothing store so Jojo can uncover her wrists.
  • Jojo got a tattoo on her back!
  • They go to Tequi-la-la for a money run.
  • Sneaky tells her he thinks she handled it the right way.
  • Jojo is scared to crash out but she wants to.
  • She's scared of getting hurt.
    If she's afraid to be hurt she shouldn't be hurting anyone else
  • Jojo is scared to just not smile.
  • They complete the money run and Sneaky deposits the money.
    -# He’s up to $1.6mil
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  • They go to The Hospital. Lil Wendy has a broken leg.
  • Sneaky sees someone with a car he was thinking about buying the other day.
  • It’s Jason. He says he really likes the car but he doesn’t know much about it.
  • Jason likes it because it turns really well.
  • Wendy comes over and says hi to Jason.
  • Jojo wants some time alone. They drop her off.
  • What stood out to Wendy most about the conversation was Ember saying ‘she did this,” but it’s because other people didn’t do what they should’ve done.
  • Sneaky carries Lil Wendy into The Sewers.
  • Wendy says there’s only one person she pushes to the ground.
  • Sneaky guesses Lily.
  • She says no. Unless she goes near Sneaky.
  • Wendy’s calling it now.
  • She thinks Lily will admit she still has feelings for Sneaky and try to date him.
  • Sneaky says stop the cap.
  • They go all the way to a submerged Sewer doc guy and Sneaky doesn’t have cash.
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  • Sneaky runs backward, watching Wendy run.
  • Esme calls and tells him how the race went.
  • He tells her she can just drive around with it if she wants.
  • Sneaky says Wendy’s outfit fits her well, like her shape.
  • Wendy says she could’ve gone for this the baseball lookin fit or basketball.
  • He likes this one better.
  • Sneaky gets money from the bank.
  • Wendy opens her own door. The audacity
  • Sneaky buys them a lot of tourniquets.
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  • Wendy tackles him.
  • He tells her to watch out or he’ll tackle her onto the couch.
  • Wendy says “oh, nooooo.” And tackles him again.
  • Sneaky pulls a gun on Wendy.
  • She pulls her bat.
  • Sneaky says she’s eaten enough car she’s probably half car.
  • She tackles him, he says he deserved that.
  • Wendy misheard him earlier and that he’d said she ate too much in general.
  • Wendy marks the next boost spot.
  • Sneaky says that’s a second thing that’s been marked.
  • She asks what else is marked.
  • He just says, “Rookie of the Year!. Yay!”
  • Remedy calls about what mats you need to make a lockpick. He tells her.
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  • Wendy calls.
  • Sneaky’s favorite color is red.
  • Wendy tells him he’s not beating the only liking red head allegations.
  • He guesses not.
  • Wendy says she got it marked up.
  • Sneaky says, “same” and Wendy gets nervous when she hears, “safe.”
  • She worried he was looking at numbers again.
  • He says the only numbers he’s looking at are on her jersey.
  • Wendy’s never been pulled over.
  • Wendy brings up Helen giving him so many tickets.
  • They think she’s been hanging with Chatty too much.
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  • Chatty texts Wendy, needing the list.
  • Wendy tells Sneaky that Chatty is stealing her bit of texting in all caps.
  • He tells her she doesn’t text him in all caps.
    -# oh we know
  • They take the boost car to Chatty to drop off the list. The List
    -# Shoutout Nat from Chatty’s TLDR team.
  • Wendy would want Chatty and Wendy watching TV with Frederick.
  • And Wendy and Sneaky eating apple pie together in the cow pasture.
  • Wendy leaves the list at his back door.
  • Wendy keeps working on the hacks.
  • She says she hates everything and wants to throw it against the wall.
  • Sneaky says she’s never called him everything before. She laughs.
  • He gives her advice then warns her not to get in her head.
  • She asks him to talk to distract her.
  • He starts talking about them getting more hacking devices because they practice no matter what happens. Whether she gets all the hacks or not.
  • Wendy calls herself shit at boosting.
  • He tells her there’s a difference between being bad at something and being new. She’s new.
  • She doesn’t respond and he says, “do you hear me?”
  • She asks if she can make out with him or punch a wall whenever she’s frustrated.
  • He tells her she can’t punch a wall.
  • Wendy says she’ll just channel any rage or frustration she has into making out with him.
  • He says that works.
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Characters Mentioned

Nate Karama (Sneaky)Johanna Golden (Jojo)Wendy ThomasEmber QuinnHelen HighwaterTadEsmeRoryJasonLilyRemedyChattyFrederickUrsulaMr. Ratchet