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Sneaky tells Wendy to lay down when they get home.
He wraps her in a blanket.
They get her changed into the Cow Onesie.
He rewraps her in the blanket.
Sneaky says she can come with him in the blanket so she can’t move or do anything.
He changes into his Doctor Fit.
She keeps biting him for the pain.
Hazel calls to check on Wendy.
She has Sneaky tell Wendy she hopes she has a speedy recovery and she’s very cool.
Sneaky tells her she missed the performance of a lifetime on the radio.
They talk about Lucien.
And he asks why she went to talk to him.
Twinkles calls and tells him to get Wendy in an actual car.
Sneaky tells her it wasn't a good idea to go off on her own like that at New Baby.
They talk about brainwashing.
He thinks she might be more susceptible due to her forgetfulness.
Wendy disagrees. She thinks she’d be harder to convince of alternate realities.
Wendy tries to rizz.
They go to New Baby to get stuff from the Wendy Wagon.
They go to The Funhouse.
Sneaky runs over Kirk a little bit.

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They go to the air hangar in Grapeseed.
Sneaky sits down with a burrito’d Lil Wendy.
He helps her eat and look at twattter.
The other Clowns are planning on dropping from a plane into New Baby.
Wendy keeps trying to convince Sneaky to let her fight with a knife in her mouth.
He tells her he isn’t agreeing to that no matter how many times he says it.
Chatty yells “Clanker” on the phone to Brekkers.
Wendy bites him when she laughs because it hurts her.
Sneaky puts them both in air jail.
He jumps down when he hears shooting.
He gets Wendy from air jail and brings the car closer to the Clowns.

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Lily announces Bozo and her saw a bunch of boats with guns patrolling the water.
Kirk tells them Edgar brought up machine guns.
Sneaky and Wendy are safe in his truck.
Sneaky tells Scruffy he can't go anywhere because Wendy is in critical condition and could die if she gets involved again.
Scruffy says Twinkles was right and walks away.
The other clowns continue to assemble.
-# it takes the lil guys a while

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Twinkles calls Sneaky.
Twinkles pool cued Hydra instead of punching them back.
Sneaky says maybe Osvaldo was right.
Sneaky tells Twinkles Osvaldo is upset he called him a weak clown.
- Twinkles is surprised.
Sneaky is going to find a spot for Wendy to watch from and then charge the front gate.
He gives her his switchblade just in case someone shows up
Osvaldo notices Wendy and doesn't want her involved.

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They get ready for a photo op.
They stand in a line all armored walking forward with Wendy crawling beside them.
They all go to New Baby.
Some by boat, some by plane/parachuting.
Sneaky leaves Wendy with the Cops/Hydra and tells them to keep her safe. 3:47:18
They will.
-# || THEY DIDN’T SMH ||
He runs into Osvaldo who has already been shot but he’s still up.
Sneaky runs in and is near Kirk and Bozo.
Chatty joins them
Wendy is giving comms from the hill with the cops.

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The Clowns decide to charge.
Many go down.
Kirk yells “There’s a pig in the freezer!”
Sneaky goes on the roof and hits Edgar and OTT.
He goes down.
Twinkles and Chatty are still up.
Leo is creeping around.
The Clowns that are down start yelling out for Stumbles to freak out the New Babys.
-# Stumbles is sleeping.
Chatty goes down.
Twinkles goes down at some point.
Tweetie is still up!
Chatterbox tells Sneaky Wendy’s comms are god tier but ain’t no one up to listen right now.
Chatty says he’s going back.
This is breaking parole.

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A New Baby threatens Chatty to “sit on his face”.
They all freak out that she said that.
Twinkles says she’s a freak.
Sneaky says she sounds like Wendy.
Then he says, “What? Where am I?” When kirk freaks out.
The cleaner shows up.
There’s a super car.
IT’S WENDY??? 4:07:51
Wendy tries to crawl in.
Edgar says he doesn’t want to shoot someone crawling on the ground.
Sneaky is pleading with them not to shoot her.
The other Clowns are as well.
Edgar will allow them to take people and they can fight another day.
He ends up changing his mind and shooting her anyway.
Sneaky starts crawling.
Scruffy didn’t even make it into New Baby.
He landed in the water.
Sneaky crawls all the way around the stage to Wendy.

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Sneaky tells Wendy if she doesn’t die he’s going to kill her. She was supposed to stay up there.
W: In a hot way?
He says it depends on if they win or not.
Sneaky crawls over to Wendy.
He bites her leg.
He asks her what she was thinking.
She was trying to save Chatty.
Chatty tells her she shouldn’t have.
Sneaky tells her her comms were S tier.
A downed Wendy and Sneaky hold hands.
Wendy takes one of Edgar’s shoes in retaliation for him stabbing her earlier.
Sneaky starts singing HSM again.
He makes up his own words.
Leo is still up causing a ruckus.
Wendy thinks Leo sniped OTT earlier.

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Wendy still has a switchblade in her mouth.
Edgar tells her she’s going to cut out her tongue.
She says, “I mean…”
Sneaky tells her she better not cut her tongue off.
She whispers he can’t say that shit in front of her adopted father.
She spits out the knife into his mouth.
He tells her not to spit it into his mouth next time, freak.
Leo won the battle.
Chatty says, “Hey New Babylon guess what?”
Edgar says what?
Chatty says, “The real CG pulled up.”
Wendy and Chatty say “Clown Gang!”
Wendy tells Sneaky that Raccoon pulled her out of the window of Sneaky’s car.
Wendy is bleeding out next to Sneaky.

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They start getting people together.
Wendy is unconscious.
Chatty takes Sneaky to get the Wendy Wagon.
They see a truck on their way and decide to pile everyone in the back of the truck instead.
Chatty starts pilling the bodies in the back.
Chatty goes down somehow trying to put people back into the truck who fall out.
Lexi takes over the car to get them to Sandy Medical.
Bjorn rolls up and follows them there.
Sneaky crawls out of the back of the truck.
Bjorn treats people at Sandy Medical but they’ll need to go into town for a real Doctor.

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Wendy and Sneaky go to the other Hospital with Scruffy and Jojo.
Scruffy wants to open a Clown Casino.
They get to The Hospital and he hands Wendy off to Dr. Stacey before passing out and getting treated by Dr. Payne.
-# The fly is still buggin
He waits to hear about Wendy in the Emergency waiting room.
Sneaky, Scruffy, and Jojo watch the surgery.
He got a call but he’s busy watching surgery.
They wanted to invite him to Hide n Seek.
Scruffy calls to tell Nate to take Sneaky’s name out his LL ad.
Nate starts talking and telling him he’ll stop.
Sneaky calls Bones. No answer
He calls Blur for engine pricing.
Wendy wakes up.
Mercury calls basically as an ad for a casino.

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Chatterbox calls for a Wendy update.
He says she isn’t allowed to even be near the next one.
Sneaky says she’s grounded forever. 💯
Wendy tells them Raccoon got her out of Sneaky’s car and gave her his car to drive into it.
Sneaky is making a deal for the V12 engine.
Scruffy is suspicious that Nate is trying to steal Sneaky’s life.
Jojo calls Nate attractive.
They see someone on the side of the road and make sure they are good.
Scruffy tells them to tell a joke.
She tells Scruffy he’s a joke.
They get to The Funhouse.

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He puts Wendy back in the car and tells her he wants to tell her she did something wrong but she knows she did.
“You made me watch you crawl on the floor and get sniped in the head.”
Wendy kisses him and apologizes.
She apologizes he had to see that.
Wendy calls Ember.
She starts threatening about people trying to come after Sneaky.
-# While literally in a blanket burrito.
He transfers $400k for the engine.
Picks it up at Tuna.
Her comms were S tier, the aftermath was F tier.
It averages out to a C+
-# She’s upset with the grade until he points out it’s like C for Cow.
Wendy says Ember told her to call Mr. Smiley.
Sneaky reminds her she won’t be around to catch any smoke, he will.
She says that’s true. She won’t do it.
They get the Imorgon and Sneaky puts the engine in right away.
-# Mandatory welding pic

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They try out the Imorgon.
He takes Wendy to get changed.
They talk about how many bitches Wendy could get in her fit.
Sneaky thinks the fit looks like she’s trying, not that she would get them.
They go to The Funhouse.
Anarchy Hardy is there.
A bunch of other Clowns as well.
Twinkles does not think she could get hella bitches in her outfit.

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The girls agree with Wendy about how many bitches she could get with her fit.
Osvaldo smacks Sneaky and Wendy with a cane.
Wendy for going in there.
Sneaky for fun.
Osvaldo says It’s okay for him to beat down Wendy. He’s her dad.
Sneaky runs over Anarchy and Kirk.
Anarchy is not pleased.
He warns Sneaky not to do it again.

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Chatty comes over and tells Wendy he’s glad she’s okay.
She’s stapled into the blanket now because she escaped last time.
- Chatty says it’s deserved.
Scruffy wants Sneaky to go to Clown boot camp.
They have stuff to teach him.
Lil Sneaks leave The Funhouse.
Wendy asks if he’ll help her call Goopert. No
Bozo finds them on the side of the road.
He gives Wendy something for good luck.
Dr. Stacey tells him his final has to be with a different instructor.
He asks if she knows of any awake right now.
He texts Joey.
She sends him a list.
He gets in touch with a Catherine.
She can do his final tomorrow.
Wendy says Goopert is calling her.
Sneaky calls him to see what he needs.
He wants a racing chip Wendy found.
Wendy says ily to Sneaky. He says it back.
Wendy tells him she’s making pan-fried gnocchi for dinner.
He tells her she isn’t.
He has to make it then. He agrees.

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It’s night race time? It’s night race time!
Wendy calls him bro.
He isn’t her bro.
She changes it to love of her life.
Scruffy calls.
He’s calling just to chit chat.
He also happens to ask for Sneaky to be an investor.
They talk about going to the other Casino’s opening and taking the free 10k to invest in the Clown Casino.
Wendy is still in blanket jail.
Sneaky tells Wendy he’s going to try the engine in his Imorgon then the Dominator. 5:47:27
She’ll never say no to a Dominator.
- S: You better.
She switches it to he’s the only one she wants.
They go the starting line of the night race.
Blur tells him the yote might be good again.
Sneaky tells him he just bought the V12 engine.
Blur tells him the V12 is pretty much the same as the yote just different sounds.
Wendy blacks out in excitement hearing Sneaky say dominator.
Night Race #1
-# 1st race with the V12 in the Imorgon
5th place

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Back to getting top 5 in races babyyy.
Wendy asks if he thinks she could bite through two layers of blankets to free herself.
Why does she want to free herself? He asks.
She says no reason.
He tells her, “stay.”
He tries out the yote in the Imorgon again.
Lil Sneaks runs into Twinkles.
-# Nate is about to lose it with this fly
Wendy says she’s going to bed after the next race.
Twinkles goes to the night race as well.