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• Osvaldo calls and tells Sneaky to “keep your eyes in the skies”
• They warn the DOC that a plane might be incoming and then Sneaky stands in the middle of the basketball court to wait.
• Osvaldo dunks the plane!
• Osvaldo barely misses him, the plane crashes and explodes
• Ember runs into the fire and goes down (naturally).
• Sneaky helps Osvaldo and a fire-scuffed Ember to the infirmary.
• When he’s back up, Osvaldo throws a molotov that takes all three of them down (naturally).
• There’s more fire-scuff and infirmary visits before the cops arrive to collect statements and take Osvaldo away.

• Wendy, Hazel, Reina, Bones, Maddie, and Tessa all arrive in Prison.
• Reina and Wendy failed an A boost and the others failed getting them out of a police chase.

-# Nate: Man, at least they’re boosting! At least they’re doing it without us and learning.

• They all hang out and yap in the kitchen for a bit.
• Another inmate tells them that there’s a clown stuck in the trench outside. They run out to find Bozo and Chatty’s red club trapped between the two outer gates.
• Chatty decided to ramp his club into prison but jumped out at the last second, leaving Bozo stuck.
• Nap break, then more yapping and clown shenanigans.
• Wendy and Sneaky get BMXs and he asks her when she last practiced.
• Queue BMX training montage part 2
• Wendy claims to be a BMX god, then immediately crashes and goes down. Sneaky says that’s what happens when you claim to be a god. Even he is not yet a BMX god….he’s a demi-god.
  -# Chatter question: Is it (BMX wall tricks) something you’re allowed to do in cop chases or is it “illegal” tech?
  -# Nate: I would not do it because I would assume it’s illegal tech. And I just don’t want it to become a thing where it’s like…if you even do it at all, you’re cooked. The cops would have zero fun, right? Like, if I just got up on a wall and left? It’s extremely one-sided.
• More BMXing
  -# Nate: Ya’ll don’t understand. When I learned how to BMX on my old server - man, I made millions. Literally millions of dollars teaching people how to BMX.
• Sneaky and Wendy take a break and go sit in the prison tree.
• Nate shows chat the BMX commercial he made 4 years ago for his old server. 3:46:34

• While carrying Wendy to visitation, they run into Benji.
• Sneaky asks Benji why Ray R would think Sneaky is a snitch.
• Benji doesn’t really answer, instead he asks how long Sneaky is in for and who he’s carrying. “It’s Wendyyy!”
• Lil Sneaks continue on to visitation, give hugs+ilys, and Wendy leaves prison.
• Benji is talking to lifer Psy and mentions something about a Marshal visiting, so Sneaky decides to leave the convo for another time.
• Sneaky goes to the cell block and scrolls Lemon List. He sees the three marshals who were part of his sentencing listed and decides to call them to say goodnight:
• Marshal James McCallister seems delighted to hear from him before questioning why Sneaky has a phone. Sneaky hangs up.
• Marshal Skylar Sparks doesn’t question it and wishes him “an even better night”.
• Marshal Mike Blunt says, “Aren’t you in prison still? How did you get this phone?” Sneaky hangs up.
• Sneaky goes to bed in his cell.

-# *TLDR SUMMARY: Sneaky has an eventful day in prison. He learns he is a granddad, nearly gets blown up by a plane, plays a prank on Gigi, finds his “biggest fans”, and BMX trains with Ember and Wendy *.
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