Sneaky/Nate/Squelette : TLDR 1/17/26

twitch vod & [yt vod] ™

While scrolling on YouTube, Nate sees a video about a mysterious floating skeleton in GTA 5. Curiosity piqued, he decides to log in to RP and investigate RP starts 10:11:33 in the vod.

• Sneaky wakes up at Lil Freaks and changes into his Sneaky Serpent fit He’s ready for an underwater adventure!
• That is…until he realizes night races start soon He grabs the Omaggio, stops in Vespucci to buy a scuba tank, then heads to the race.
• While checking his texts, Sneaky sees a new message from Rohan, someone he last heard from two years ago.
• He spends some time reviewing the gps, marking waypoints to search for the mysterious floating skeleton

-# The location shown in the video is in the bottom right side of the map, southeast from the docks.

• Night Race # 1 Very close 5th place!
• After the race, he chats with Jaden & JR about the Clowns x Hydra “car part war”.
• JR also presses Sneaky about some phone threats he made (it was actually Ember pretending to be Sneaky )
• Sneaky takes a jetski out to sea for a quick search, but doesn’t find anything.
• He gets all the way back to shore, just to get griefed by ghost locals and crash twice on the way to the second night race. He doesn’t make it
• Sneaky heads down to the docks to find a boat and continues on his quest!

• A lot of time is spent searching in the lower right of the map, waaay out in the open water.
• All the swimming makes Sneaky super hungry, so he calls Goopert for an urgent food delivery.

-# While waiting, Nate watches another YT video about cool underwater GTA 5 spots. There’s a secondary location where the whale skeleton may be, over near Chumash.

• Goop arrives with food and Sneaky gives him the quest lore.
• With no luck finding the skeleton at this location, so they decide to head over to Chumash and look there.
• Sneaky says he wants to take a picture with the whale skeleton, post it on twatter, and tell everyone that it’s his pet.
• Goopert “You’re gonna get twatter famous!”
• They anchor in Chumash and start the search.
• Sneaky finds the whale skeleton!

• Sneaky saves the location on the gps, then he and Goop leave to get more scuba gear.
• It’s getting dark, so they decide to go to the races and come back in the morning to take photos.
• Night Race # 2 16th place
• Night Race # 3 3rd place!!

• Sneaky decides that he’s going to wait and ask Wendy to take the picture of him and the skeleton for the twatter post. He thinks she would enjoy that.
• But he’s still going to go back with a scuba tank and explore! He drives to the spot.
• Swimming with his new skele-pet
• Sneaky spends a good bit of time in the water, exploring the skeleton and the area. Side quest complete!

• Sneaky takes his Club to Tuna and Dr. Stacey helps him put tires on it since his rep is still low.
• He goes over to the Mega Mall parking lot to wax his car. While there…a mime approaches from the direction of the Lil Freaks house. 14:2:56
• It looks like the Wendy clone mime, Mendy!

-# and i know what you’re thinking, “wasn’t Mendy merked by Tessa?” and you would be right. but can we really ever be certain mimes are dead atp?

• They stare at each other through the fence
• Mendy runs back over to the Lil Freaks house. Sneaky follows and finds that she has written “MENDY & SNEAKY BFF” all over the property.
• Mendy tries to get in his car. Sneaky locks it and says that they can’t be friends.
• She’s sad about that.
• He says he knows a place where she can find a friend and gives her a ride to the Apartments.
• On the way there, Mendy tries to snuggle up to him but he’s not having it.
• Sneaky: “HANDS OFF ME!”
• At the Apartments, he tells her that he’ll call someone to come hang out with her, but he’s going to bed.
• She refuses to get out of the car (despite him repeatedly yelling “LEEEAVE” ) until he puts her friendship bracelet on.
• Sneaky drives back to Lil Freaks and goes to bed.

CHARACTER SWAP - Squelette Scare

• Squelette Scare wakes up at the Apartments and runs into fellow mime, Mendy!!
• They introduce themselves and chat about how mean clowns are (with two exceptions)
• Squelette says that Wendy is his gf, she just doesn’t know it yet.
• Mendy says that’s crazy because Sneaky is her bf, he just doesn’t know it yet.
• They run to Sr. Buns to get food, and confuse the workers at the Paradise stall.
• For a free meal, Squelette gives them tea: he’s been “sneaking” into Wendy’s house and sleeping there, but she never kicks him out when she catches him.
• They run into Raffy in the parking lot, hold him up with finger guns, and take his shoes and his car.
• They start driving around the city looking for clowns, but come across an abandoned police car.
• They decide to hide in the trunk and, with perfect timing, both enter the trunk on the first try!
• Eventually, Officer Johnson returns to his cop car and drives off, not realizing Squelette & Mendy are hiding in the trunk. However, he drives straight to the Civ Docks and takes out a submarine, leaving them to hide for a while longer.
• They do death rolls and play rock-paper-scissors while waiting.

-# Sadly, Royal has a head-pop while in the trunk and has trouble logging back in to RP bye, Mendy!

• Officer Johnson finally returns, drives for a bit into the city, then stops at a red light for a LONG time.
• Squelette gets bored and decides to hop out of the trunk. Squelette Suprise!
• Shocked, Johnson squares up with Squelette and they start fighting in the street.
• Two other officers pull up and stay and watch the fight.
• Squelette wins! Then immediately punches the other officers.
• After some banter and more punches, the officers pull out batons. Squelette surrenders and runs away.
• …only to get run over by a local motorcycle like two seconds later.
• He crawls back over to the cops, who help him up before they all go their separate ways.

-# Nate is laughing the entire time. W interaction with W cops, man

• Squelette wraps up his adventure by running back to Sr. Buns and spooking Raffy.

-# TLDR SUMMARY: Sneaky, with the help of Goopert, goes on an underwater adventure to find a whale skeleton They succeed! He attends a few races and runs into Mendy the Mime before bed. Squelette Scare wakes up and also runs into Mendy! Time is spent hiding in the trunk of a cop car The night ends in a street brawl.
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