Sneaky/Nate : TLDR 1/20/26

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• It’s Sneaky’s final day on parole! He chats with Bones and Eli at Red Brick.
• Eli tells them that there was a bomb threat earlier at La Fuente Blanca, and it caused another State of Emergency.
• Bones keeps interrupting the story to make fun of Eli, but something about a masquerade party, the Green Gobbler, lots of cops, and people on floating bikes.
• They go with Bones to deliver a lockpick to someone boosting. While there, Sneaky has them pose for a picture.
• Eli asks Sneaky if he does cocaine. Sneaky: “Nah, I would murder so many people if I did that.”
• They head to Tuna to swap some tires and hang out for a bit.
• He messages with Tweetie about a gift for Wendy he commissioned from her.
• While at Tuna, he sees Goopert, Mango and Pockets - they talk car engines.
• He calls Wendyyy to see what she’s up to:
• She’s chopping with Bozo and Marley.
• She did Wartime with Wendy earlier during the State of Emergency. A cow died
• Bozo has been getting threatening calls from Sneaky (it’s Ember using her voice recordings again - she’s bored in prison)

-# Nate tells chat that Nakkida recommended he use a VPN to help with some of the server scuff he's been having. He did and so far it's worked!

• Bones hears the “Goopert killed his dad” lore. We learn that his dad’s name was Johnny.

• Tweetie comes to Tuna to give Sneaky the completed gift. It’s a SNARBADOOOR! (Sneaky x Garbodor plushie)
• Sneaky prepares a scene for giving Wendy the plushie:
• He stops by the university fields to get some footballs (pokéballs if we use our imagination)
• He places the Snarbador near a trash bin at the recycling plant.
• Then, he picks up Wendy and says he found something but didn’t want to scare it away. He needs her help!
• At the plant, they sneak up to the trash bin until Wendy can see there’s an item on the ground. He gives her a “pokéball” and tells her to throw it at it.
• With a 20/20 roll, she catches it on the first try!!
  -# She has to take a nap before she can see the item because scuff
• Wendy meets Snarbadoooor!
• She loves it! She’s going to carry it around all day and show it to everyone

• Later at the hospital, a cop car hits another cop car, sending it straight for casual bystander Sneaky Scary Skeleton.
• He gets knocked to the ground, screaming, but the cops don’t stop to apologize or see if he’s ok - they’re instead focusing on Stacey ! (not Dr. Stacey), who looks to be running from pursuit.

-# I know Stacey ! had to change her last name, but I’m not sure what it is now.

• Offended AF, Sneaky decides to help Stacey ! escape the cops.
• Sneaky: “Nah, if that’s where your attention is, I'm gonna take your attention. And your W.”
• Stacey ! hops in the car and they take off. Immediate VCB
• He heads to the apartments to drop them off. On the way, Stacey ! says that Sneaky saving them is ironic…but won’t explain why.
• Sneaky picks Wendy back up. They do some Mosley’s and yap before the night race.
• Night Race #1 5th place!!
• Wendy asks what Gooperts racing alias is…Sneaky laughs and says she’ll have to ask him. She does so, and loses it laughing for a long time
  -# His alias is PrettyBitch
• Night Race #2 DNF
• A wild local causes him to flip and dump the Omaggio in the Mirror Park Lake.
• Salty, Sneaky sinks with the car.

• After a hospital visit and some car scuff, they stop by the Up-n-Atom to grab food then head to Tuna. Sneaky’s finally back at full mechanic rep and can work there again!
• Raffy calls and says he left a gift for them in front of the Fun Pile.
• Dr. Stacey meets Sneaky at Red Brick for an oxy hand off. She needs them for a patient, but the hospital is out of stock. He says she can have them for free.
• Lil Sneaks head to the Fun Pile to see what Raffy left. The only thing they find is a notebook with riddles.

-# Riddle Info: ||These riddles are actually for robbing the Maze Bank. Not many of the clowns know the specifics for this robbery, so it looks like a random scavenger hunt with no context.||

• They assume Raffy has set up a scavenger hunt for an event and wants them to test it.
• They head back into the city and drive around Davis Ave for a while, looking for an electrical sign or something.
• Raffy texts him “did u see the gift yet?” When Sneaky asks where it was, he says it was parked in front of the house…
• Lil Sneaks realize the book is just trash and they wasted their time They head back to the Fun Pile, but still do not see anything.
• Raffy texts back and says he left a clown van there. He found it at Sr. Buns and brought it to the house for them.
• Sneaky trolls and tells him that the van blew up and insinuates that Raffy did it. He says he’ll see him in court.
• During all that, Baron vonEvil calls and thanks Sneaky for his good driving the day of the prison break. He’s got to enjoy the outside for a bit and appreciates that.

• Lil Sneaks meet up with Goopert and they rob a 24/7.
• Sneaky gets a call from his friend Bea Su, who just got back into the city after being gone for a long time. They catch up for a bit.
• They got a white card from the 24/7, so Lil Sneaks and Goop decide to rob the Jewelry Store next!
• They stop by the Up-n-Atom and there’s a fight happening in the front. One of the workers, Tomathy, comes out and asks everyone to “calm down”. They decide to take him hostage for the job.
• Cops arrive on scene - we get a chase!
• Lots of back and forth in the chase, they lose the cops several times only for them to reattach again later
• They finally escape with a new strat!
• Night Race #3 8th Place!
• Sneaky decides to remove the large spoiler from the back of his club because it keeps getting caught on things during races. It now looks like a little duck tail, according to Wendy.
• Lil Sneaks talk about R.E.P.O. Wendy has it installed, so they’re gonna try and play some tomorrow.
• Wendy posts a ‘MISSING’ ad for Twinkles on twatter.

• People on twatter are talking about the Faceless and Wendy feels like that gives “pick-me” energy. Like they do it for attention when there’s no way an organization as big as the Faceless would ever pay them any mind. She thinks it's kinda sad.

-# Chatter: It (the twat) bothered Wendy more than the Faceless
-# Nate: It’s cuz she knows we’re in the Faceless, ya know? That’s my assumption.

• Sneaky tells her that he doesn’t think it’s that serious. That it’s like Chatty twatting out about Hydra. No one really takes it to heart.
• Wendy apologizes, realizing she’s taken it too seriously. Sneaky says its ok, that he didn’t think she would actually be affected by it. She says it's more that she was voicing her opinion on it.
• Sneaky: “Wait a minute…are you part of the Faceless? I’m on to you, Wendy.”
• Wendy: “Yeah, I've actually been a shadow leader this whole time.”
• Sneaky: “…So that’s where you go on your ‘days off’, huh?”
• Night Race #4 12th Place!
• 12th was actually impressive with all of the mishaps and local/cop interference lol
• Lil Sneaks climb up a crane to watch the sunrise. After a bit, Sneaky walks off the crane while carrying Wendy and they land in the water.
• They get back to the car and head home for the night.

-# TLDR SUMMARY: Sneaky hangs out for a while with Bones and Eli. He surprises Wendy with a new plushie. They rob a 24/7 and Jewelry Store with Goopert, then get in a cop chase. Raffy sends them on a wild goose chase. A night race ends in an ocean dump.
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