Sneaky/Nate : TLDR Offline 1/22/26

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-# *TLDR SUMMARY: Sneaky and Denzel talk about his mayoral campaign and Sneaky says he’s got his vote. The Clowns (and most of the city it seems) are at war with the new Food Court security guards – they don’t allow masks inside! Lil Sneaks wipe all of the guards after they take Sneaky’s mask, then later return for a second wave with more clowns. ❗ TWINKLES RETURNS! ❗ and Lil Sneaks help him kidnap Reina. The Clowns get into several chases, have a hold out in the Fur Packaging Building, seek refuge in the Sewers, and attack New Babylon again. It goes exactly as you’d expect. *

Sneaky : TLDR 2/2/25

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• Night Race #1
  -# Sneaky keeps flying through the windshield though and DNFs.
• He returns missed calls from DJ and Reina.
  -# DJ was wondering what he sold his engine for. He didn’t
  -# Reina had been calling because a Crackhead was around. Apparently, Osvaldo got shot by mimes and J Murdah/Cuddles.

• Sneaky helps Twinkles fish his car out of the water.
  -# He gets stuck under the Tow Truck on a ladder and has to be saved like a kitten stuck in a tree.
  -# Twice

• Chatter Q: Why does Sneaky/Nate not like compliments?
  -# Nate: Growing up that was never a thing. He doesn’t like them because that’s not a thing that’s ever been a thing. Everything he does that’s good is what was expected of him. He never grew up with kind words. It doesn’t help him or make him feel good. It’s not something he seeks out. Genuine compliments, he doesn’t like.
• Chatter Q: What does Sneaky like about Wendy?
  -# Nate: He still likes that she’s weird, obviously. He likes that she can just talk. I know some people don’t like when Sneaky just lets her talk but.. If she’s able to just entertain herself and chill, that’s perfect. Growing up he wasn’t much of a conversater. She can carry the conversation, both sides. He likes how helpful she is and tries to be.
• Twinkles calls him for assistance.
• He looks for his gun for a while before heading to Twinkles.
• Chatter Q: What do you hate about Wendy, jk. LMAO What do you think the Funhouse Clowns could do better as a whole?
  -# Someone in chat brings up some clowns acting like teenagers. Nate agrees but says the thing is, not all the clowns are doing that.
  -# The situation with Twinkles ended up being fine? Osvaldo throws some people off the Jetty.

• They head to the Hospital.
  -# Nate: Nate thinks about this a while. He says it’s a good question. He later answers and says basically that they could could fix their guidelines. RP happens so he doesn’t really elaborate.
• Twinkles, Osvaldo, and Sneaky roll out to get retribution for Rissa who got hurt really badly yesterday.
  -# Nate points out Osvaldo is getting his own group of people to handle the situation. Jaden, Crimbo, and Sneakles. He isn’t making it a ‘clown’ thing.
• They go out looking but can’t find them.
• Wendy texts to tell him she got a letter. They talk on the phone for a minute. It’s from the adoption agency.
• He meets her at Lil Freaks and she reads the letter on the roof. They found her mother and asked her to meet. Her reply was: “I should have killed you when I could. Having you is a regret I’ll bring to my grave. Do not contact me again.”

• Sneaky reads it and says it does sound like Osvaldo. He says at least she knows the truth. She doesn’t have to worry about it anymore.
• She liked it better when she could pretend.
• Sneaky says it isn’t surprising though.
  -# They discuss the situation.
• Marley woke up so they go to the Hospital.
• Sneaky flames Reina for her hairline. Even Marley joins in.
• Marley has to wear a helmet because he’s got a soft spot.

• Sneaky is shown twatter where someone appears to be hacking into the bank accounts of people. They suggest withdrawing all their cash.
• Sneaky dances for a while. Then overhears Reina and Twinkles arguing in the bathroom.
• Boosting time!
• Tweina and Lil Sneaks talk to Manor. Wendy starts arguing with Manor again about their many treat disses. Wendy says, “How would you even know what ass tastes like, you vanilla fuck.”
• Sneaky calls out, “For the record, I don’t know what it tastes like either.”
  -# Nate says they got info on some bank hacking. He’s kind of cool with Sneaky keeping to the debt lifestyle right now.

• They boost and Wendy doesn’t kill the locals before they break Sneaky’s leg. After the boost, Nate tells chat that Sneaky does get disappointed when she isn’t able to kill the locals. “She always talks about wanting to protect Sneaky but if a local can get him…”
• He gets treated at the Hospital and sees Marley in a wheelchair with Dr. Stacey.
  -# Where Sneaky is from, that’s light work.
• Chatter: And she wants to go back to the Hotel?
  -# Nate: Yeah. Stuff like that. This all goes back to.. You know? He’s halfway there.
• Chatter Q: What is Sneaky’s favorite and most hated Wendy phrase?
  -# Nate: Fav - “Mhmmmm” Hates the most - “You gotta stop falling for me.”
• Chatter Q: Is he starting to get the itch for Faceless missions or just killing for that matter? Especially since he can’t find Sam?
  -# He has a focus outside of the Faceless stuff with the Mimes and Sam. He has places to direct it. He just has to find them first.
• Chatter Q: Does he want to kill the mime or does he just want to get his hands on a sniper?
  -# Nate: Nahh. Having the sniper is too much stress in terms of keeping it safe. He’d like to even speak with one. But just the way that stuff is happening is kind of confusing.
  -# Jaden and Wendy help repair the car before the race.

• Night Race #2 6th
  -# Chat discussion w/ Nate about Sneaky and erp.
• Night Race #3 7th
• Straight to boostin after
• Then car chase shenanigans with Bones, Reina and Twinkles, Maddie
• Engine swap. He puts a JC E6 in Karama’s Kuruma. It’s full powered again.
• Wendy mentions a valentines ball.
  -# Nate says in book 4 we’ll learn why Sneaky doesn’t like events.
• Lil Sneaks visit the blown up Cuban Embassy with Osvaldo.

• Wendy talks to Osvaldo about the adoption agency letter.
• Sneaky and Jojo talk on the phone. He encourages her to go after the Smileys with her group.
• “If I were in your situation, this isn’t even to help you. I’m just yapping right now. I’d get some of my Toybox Toys and then pull up to a Smiley and blast ‘em. Or just kidnap them and make them do something. Make them jump off something or anything. I’d do something like that. It doesn’t have to be crazy but. I’d be like ‘yeah, I did something to your guy. Your Smiley.’
• Jojo responds he’s treating it like they are a gang when that’s not what they are. They are weird, different. Jojo has been dealing with them for many years.
• Sneaky says she doesn’t have to take that as advice. He was just yapping.
• He tells her if she ever does want to pull up on them he’ll get into disguise and help them out.
• Toy’s in the toolbox are Raffy, Goopert, some Ravens.
  -# She’s got some people in her corner.
• Sneaky mentions its been a while since he’s gotten to hurt someone and he’s looking to.
• Jo tells him she’s there if he ever needs her help as well.