Sneaky : TLDR 2/3/26

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• Sneakystarts off with Wendy, Bones, and Twinkles.
  -# Bones has a warrant.
• Twinkles and Wendy fight over a seat.
• He gets food at the Food Court.
• Sneaky congratulates Mr. Jet Ski himself on a card well done.
  -# A lil weiner joke
• Sneaky eavesdrops on a Brian Knight/PD ‘Ass Chief” convo.
  -# They discuss warrants and discrepancies. They say names like Andre and Fred. The Faceless fam. They want to search them for some book they didn’t find with Andre.
  -# Tries to call Fred but no answer.
• He talks to Andre about it.

• Sneaky twats out “THERE IS SO MUCH TEA GOING ON WITH THE MARSHALS OMG #SEARCHWARRANT”
• Wendy says she can’t do accents.
  -# Nods in Rory Dah
• James McCallister responds, “Sneaky stop violating people’s right to privacy.”
• He responds: “What else is there to do?”
• He contemplates taking his engine out of the Imorgon and back into the Omaggio GASP then quickly changes his mind.
  -# If this guy switches up after complaining about the Imorgon being out of commission for so long… LMAO
• Sneaky: “One door opening per car, starting now.”
• Wendy: “No.”
• Sneaky: “My fingers hurt, Wendy. My fingers hurt.”
• Wendy: “Okay, fine.” sounds sad
• Sneaky: “Ykw, actually? You gotta open the door for me.”
  -# Immediately flies out of the windshield and goes down. As does Bones and Wendy lmao
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• They are saved by random strangers and taken to the Hospital.
  -# He does open the car door for her after she gets treated.
  -# I’M LAGGING OUT OF MY MIND FORGET IT
  -# OK nvm I’m back (that may have seemed like a short thing but it was like an hour for noo reason)
• They run into Ember at the Food Court who is Charlie from Hazben Hotel.
• Wendy opens the door for Sneaky.
• He says, “Thank you, assistant. This is how it should be.”
  -# She waits outside the car, and he tells her she gets in on her own. She says n,o but as she’s getting in. He thanks her again.

• They see Carmella outside the Food Court and she does not look like herself.. Straightjacket, bald, no pants??
• Sneaky, upon seeing her says, “What is that?”
• The zombie topic comes back up. Bones would also snipe his girl if she became a zombie.
• Wendy says she would kill Sneaky too because she knows he’d want her to but she’d cry a lot. He thinks she’d get a new obsession easily. She says he’s her one and only.
• Reina is going to join them for boosting.
• Sneaky is trying to sell a SHORT EYE and he keeps getting calls about not the engine.

• Boosting with Bones, Wendy, Reina, Ember
• Nate and chat debate about this ‘door opening’ plan he has of Wendy opening the door for him.
• There’s a little argument about what is TMI or not. Who says the cringiest thing? Wendy thinks she has room to talk for some crazy reason.
• Chatter Q: If Sneaky had to kill all but 1 in this car, who is he letting live?
  -# Nate: The Imorgon. (He read it as kill all but 1 car) LOL
• Sneaky and Bones hang out.
• They visit Cuba 2.
• Sneaky and Wendy stare at each other from a distance.
  -# Lil Weirdos

• Cuba is at war with Canada it seems.
• Reina asks Sneaky to get suited up in the Federale fit. He does. Then Osvaldo tells him to get lost cause they have too many people.
• Sneaky takes some sneaky shots on them from afar and Wendy comes over saying she knew it was him. He kisses her.
  -# Foooood break, stream watches the Pingafrias in the distance.
• Twinkles holds Sneaky's hand and Wendy threatens violence.
• That doesn’t work, so she tells Reina who tells her to lock in. They can kill them later.
• Twinkles upgrades to cuddling Sneaky.
• The war happens and Sneaky cheers on Wendy.
• Cuba wins!
• Wendy scoops up everyone possible as the downed people get treatment.
• She hands keys over to Goop and watches the chaos with Sneaky.
  -# Nana is super unhinged in the background.

• Wendy carries Sneaky around. Oftentimes closer to the noise, much to my dismay.
• Her and Bones start getting ready for the S boost.
• Wendy smiles when Sneaky says “in” to get her to get in the car. He hasn’t been opening her door.
  -# It’s just who Wendy is ykwim
• Sneaky and Wendy pick Reina up and then go get gas.
• Bones and Twinkles help Hazel in a chase that goes on forever.
• Sneaky gets a call from someone that sounds suspiciously like Brandon, looking for a long eye since he’s selling a short eye. Sneaky twats out looking for one. He’s pretty sure it’s Brandon.
• Lil Sneaks take to the Sewers for more ammo.

• Wendy asks what his supervillain name would be if he had to be one.
• Sneaky says death. She says she likes that, and then he laughs.
• Sneaky ends up helping with the chase when the car goes out.
• They pick up Twinkle then go back for the car that’d gone out.

• Sneaky goes to buy radios, but he’s too broke and has to go back to Lil Freaks to grab more money.
• Hazel didn’t want to use radios because they are too sweaty, apparently.
• Sneaky says she’s trying too hard to be a clown.
• Wendy finds out Brandon and Alice aren’t a couple.
• Sneaky says he’d thought they were at one point as well.
• Sneaky texts Raffy a bit.
• Bones loses them again! Sneaky rushes to start the S boost, finally! lol
• Sneaky grabs more repair parts that Wendy made.
• The group meet up at Red Brick.
  -# They repair the car

• Successful S Boost done by Sneaky, Bones, and Wendy, Mika, Twinkles
• He gamba’s with boxes. He ends up getting another shorteye, W16, and Flat6 x2 LMAO
• He starts helping Wendy with a list for the car repair parts.
• Then sells an engine to a bloke named Sylas.
• Wendy gets Brandon and Alice tea while Sneaky sells the engine.
  -# Apparently Alice has rejected Brandon several times. She’s his concierge?
• Sneaky bemoans the lack of storage space at Lil Freaks when he comes back with a ton of cash. He moves it to Brouge.
• He realizes there aren’t any parts in the Imorgon and tests some out.
• He thinks about just paying off his own debt since ‘sugar daddy’ Charlie hasn’t come through.
• Night Race #1 3rd
  -# First Twinkles then Bones start freaking out wanting help but Sneaky tells them he’s with Wendy and can’t help. Wendy calls them and they say it’s only two people. Wendy tells them they can’t help right now and Bones hangs up. Twinkles calls him and tells him they are out now. They wanted to be picked up. Sneaky tells him they are in a race.
• Lil Sneaks talk about the bad comms.
• They go to the Hospital straight after the race as Wendy has been bleeding out.
• They visit the Funhouse room.
  -# He goes down immediately

• Wendy carries him around the few minutes left before storm.
  -# Nate says he may or may not be live tomorrow.
  -# TLDR SUMMARY: Sneaky won gamba today by opening a W16, Flat6 x2, and another Shorteye from engine boxes. He overheard a marshal talking about some Faceless assets and immediately told the assets what they said. Now Wendy opens the door for Sneaky instead of the other way around. Boosting and shenanigans with friends. Mostly Bones, Wendy, Twinkles, Reina.
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