Sneaky/Nate : TLDR 1/24/26

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-# RP starts 4:18:42 into the vod!

• Sneaky wakes up at Lil Freaks and runs to his Omaggio. Sadly, he just misses the first night race.
• Osvaldo texted him asking for help bidding for Rissa during an upcoming date auction. Sneaky sends him a photo of his -$2.1mil bank account and wishes him luck.
• He reads through Wendy’s texts from the days before:
• During Skye & Klaus’ wedding, Wendy pretended Sneaky was there by talking to him and then gaslighting others when they tried to tell her he wasn’t. She might’ve over-committed to the “if people ask, I was there” bit. Understandably, people were worried she was hallucinating again.
• She took Bones as her plus one to the Clown Banquet since Sneaky wasn’t around. It was a nice event, but she got very overstimulated.
• Sneaky’s pilot license is officially revoked. His plane is still locked down.
• He chats with Bozo at the start of the race about the new racing charges and the clown banquet.
• Night Race #1 8th Place!
• He stops by the Paradise stall at the Food Court and talks with the employees there.There’s a back-and-forth over parachute costs and whether or not Sneaky is a scammer for charging $15k.
• Sneaky meets Twinkles at Tuna. They yap about the banquet, why Sneaky went to jail, and the neXus race results from forever ago.
• Sneakles decide to go somewhere to catch-up with no distractions. They head towards Vinewood Bowl and get comfy.

-# Chatter Question: Who originally started the “it’s locked” thing?
-# Nate: Nate Karama did! He’s been doing it for years. I even had a command for it long ago. Twinkles started saying it because of us.

• The Long Awaited Sneakles Yap Session
• Los Santos wasn’t ready for this reunion, so there is a server-wide restart in the middle of the chat.
• They cover a LOT, but things to note:
• Sneaky doesn’t quite know where he stands with Tessa right now. She went from no contact to contact if it’s to help Helen. He’s not sure how to feel about that.
• Twinkles has a real, true, and valid reaction to the “starting to check out of the relationship” comment. Sneaky explains it further, and also shares that Wendy has been doing way better, so they’re good rn.
• Sneaky feels like his involvement with the Faceless will not bleed over to the Clowns, despite Tessa being adamant otherwise. He’s played his cards right.
• Sneaky still loves being part of the Clowns, but things are just weird rn. Too serious. Also, he doesn’t think there’s a real/right answer to “how to be a clown”. It’s different for everyone.
• Twinkles is scared of Reina losing control of herself when it comes to stabbing/hurting others. He’s not planning on doing anything about his fear unless it gets bad. He got really quiet when Sneaky mentioned his plan to have Reina stab Sam King (for dropping Wendy from the crane) but eventually said that it was fine as long as Reina is ok with it. 👀

-# During the server re-log break, Nate and chat discuss Wendy being on her “redemption arc” and how she’s been doing better.
-# Nate: She has, she has. Sneaky, however… I think a lot of you don’t realize that he’s only halfway. Like, it’s not going to be that crazy/bad…I think you guys are under the impression that him going back to the way he was at the hotel is absolutely horrible and terrifying. But you guys don’t know how he was back then yet. You don’t know how he behaved. All of it is mental right now.

• Twinkles starts to tell Sneaky something about the Mimes potentially being a problem again, but then has to go in his head for a bit. They get distracted and it doesn’t come back up.

• Sneaky drives them back into the city and swaps cars for the races.
• Night Race #2 6th place!
• Twinkles leaves to go hang out with Hazel, Helen, & Maddie.

-# ZORO BREAK

• Car repair before the next race.
• Night Race #3 9th place!
• ‘twas a goofy race - lots of spinning.
• Sneaky still hasn’t heard back from that marshal about getting his other racing chip back.
• Car browsing at Tuna. Math happens as he considers getting the Sentinel Classic Widebody and the Sigma.
• He has a conversation with Royce about potential car trades, but decides to hold off for now.
• Sneaky heads into Grapeseed to try to find Twinkles and them.
• After setting off the alarm, he waits in Helen’s shop for a bit. They don’t show up, so he posts a photo to twatter.
• Twinkles pings him up to The Cauldron.
• Reina is going to auction off her friends as a way to get money and pay Sneaky back.
• Lexi suggests she auctions off Lil Sneaks as a package deal.
• Reina counters that by saying she’ll put up Sneaky and have Wendy buy him. Sneaky says he respects the hustle.

• Hazel has a shotgun that’s about to go bad. She wants ideas on what to do with it.
• They head back into the city to get the shotgun from the Apartments and meet up with Goopert.
• The squad is now Sneaky, Twinkles, Hazel, Maddie, Goopert & Reina.
• Hazel takes too long to decide what to do with the gun, so Sneaky steps away to make a call to State Marshal Mike Blunt, tipping him off. 8:55:31
• Blunt follows them from the Apartments (no one notices but Sneaky) and eventually pulls them over. Reina:”You know what to do, Hazel.”
• Hazel holds the gun out the window, and the pursuit starts!
• Five seconds later, Sneaky gets dropped from the car and goes down…Thankfully, they were right by the hospital!
• Back to the chase - Hazel’s driving, so she shows off everything she’s learned since being in the Clowns. She does a few jumps and evades, but eventually the car goes out near Hydra block. Hazel runs to the block, planning to shoot Hydra as her last stand, but sadly gets cuffed.
• Twinkles & Reina run, Sneaky, Goopert, & Maddie repair the car, then swap it with his Club. They lose the cops in the tunnels.
• Blunt calls and asks Sneaky why he ran - he wasn’t going to get charged with anything. Sneaky: “Because it was fun…Don’t you understand at this point? I do a lot of things because it’s FUN!”
• They pick up Reina & Twinkles then all split up for the races.

• Night Race #4 5th Place!
• Night Race #5 4th Place!
• Nap because flash bang
• Hazel wasn’t charged for the gun and gets time served, so joins back up with Sneakles.
• Sneaky lands his car on roof, which gives him an idea for a new car swap strat.

-# Chatter Question: Does Sneaky/Nate have any plan on letting anyone else read the books about the hotel?
-# Nate: No. Who would he want to show? No one else would really care - at least that’s what he thinks. Bones or Twinkles? Idk. Knowing them, they would read it and be like, “Dang.” It wouldn’t have the same impact. He’s giving them to Wendy because she wants to know but she doesn’t want to ask, you know? She tells him everything about how she grew up and stuff, so he’s trying to do that for her as well.

• While chillin at Legion Square, Vi Gray asks if Sneaky can help him test his taser. He tanks it. They have a conversation about how getting tased near a car is causing a lot of casualties lately.
• Sneaky teaches Goopert how to fall right before you hit someone with a melee weapon.
• They chat with cops at Legion for a while until Hazel convinces them to chase her again.
• Twinkles joins the cops as a ride-a-long.
• Hazel breaks ankles - she’s TUFF
• Eventually, the cops have to break off for another call.
• Sneaky, Hazel, Goop, and Tweetie drive around, practicing jumps and rat strats.
  Quote of the day: “This is why you don’t try to be helpful. It just creates more need for help. Amen.” - Sneaky Scary Skeleton
• Clown shenanigans until the next set of races.
• While grabbing his car from Red Brick, Sneaky runs into Rohan and Ray. They ask if they can join him for the race.
• Sneaky says sure, but they’ll have to be quick because it’s about to start.
• Tweetie jumps in the trunk before Ray can, and Rohan scrambles to pick him up. This costs PRECIOUS time!
• ….Sneaky gets kicked from the race and has a very reasonable reaction (||he sends them straight into a gas station ||)
• Local EMS picks them up and they get treated at the hospital.
• Sneaky texts ILY to Wendy and goes bedge.

-# TLDR SUMMARY: SNEAKLES YAP SESSION Also, he races.
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