Sneaky/Nate : TLDR 1/27/26

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• Sneaky starts the day by driving around in the Imorgon.
• He calls Wendyyy and she tells him about the Darags kidnapping her, taking her gun, and then reading out loud from her self-help workbook. They laughed at her
• Wendy & Goopert pick him up and they head to New Babylon to get Twinkles & Osvaldo, who were just let out of the pit.
• After a trip to the hospital, Twinkles picks everyone up in the Yuck Truck - they’re running it back and attacking NB!
• They meet Chatty and Tessa, who are waiting outside the gates with a tunnel drill.
• The Clowns attack! …and instantly go down.
• They all get treated then make a stop by the Fun Pile before heading back into the city.

• The Clowns hang out on the Yuck Truck for a while, eventually getting into a chase
• Night Race #1 3rd Place!
• Imorgon + his “HEHEHAHA” racing alias
• Lil Sneaks talk about the Mimes being back around and threatening the re-build of the Funhouse.
• Night Race #2 20th place
• It was cooked from the start - so many racers, cop interference, no phasing. Wcyd.
• Lil Sneaks go to visit Marley in the ICU.
• Marley’s leg and ring finger were cut off, and he’s currently on life-support.
• They still don’t have any info on who did it or why - though later Dr. Stacey tells them that he was found at the Chicken Factory by State Marshals.
• Wendy is worried and stressed. She doesn’t know how to help.
• Reina calls. Dumbles is awake and wants Sneaky to be their sixth in a chase.
• Sneaky declines, choosing to stay with Wendy even though she says she’s ok. She’s coping.
• Lil Sneaks gamba and dumpster dive for car parts to build an engine.
• They shake hands on a five-minute door opening rule.
• They agree that caring is exhausting - there’s nothing they can do about the Marley situation until he wakes up.
• The clowns are at Red Brick when Lil Sneaks pull up and they have feelings about Sneaky not joining them.
• Sneaky & Dumbles pit each other until BOOM

• Helen calls and asks if Sneaky stole car parts from Susie Carmichael.
• He did not, and doesn’t know who did. This is the first he’s heard of it.
• Helen pushes for more info, saying she needs to know who did it. Sneaky asks Twinkles and Wendy about it, but they have no clue.
• She asks if he’s lying…He says no.
• Apparently, Helen’s roommate, Bruce, was kidnapped by Susie and put in a cage 7 days ago. She’s is refusing to let him go until she gets her parts back.
• Sneaky says that’s kind of ironic Helen hangs up.
• Tessa starts pinging clowns to her location for a “clown meeting”. Sneaky: “If it’s about these stupid parts, i’m not gonna care.”
• When they arrive, Tessa is on the phone and it is clear that this is about the car parts
• Lil Sneaks & Tweina step to the side and Sneaky reiterates that he does not care. This is not a clown issue because Helen & Bruce are not clowns.
• Tessa gathers up everyone and they convoy to Helen’s house.
• On the way, Sneaky says he gets the aspect of “the clowns did something and it caused this”, but clowns do that all the time. Only now they’re having a clown meeting about it because of the bias towards Helen.
• When they get to Helen’s house, she’s not answering the door. Sneaky & Reina say they think they passed Helen’s car on the way here. Tessa: “Alright, that could have been the first words out of everyone’s mouths.” oop.
• After a few minutes, Helen is back at her house and the “clown meeting” starts.

• Recap: Susie called Helen saying that a clown has taken her car parts. Everyone else in Hydra got their parts back except Susie. She has had Bruce in a cage for a week and is going to start cutting off his fingers if she doesn’t get her parts back immediately.
• Tessa asks if anyone present has any idea what parts were taken. No one does, but Helen was told its all stage 5’s and an 8s-sequential.
• Reina thinks Chatty or Bozo have the parts. Tessa says there’s no way to get those parts back without one of them being present.

-# Nate: Hey! Meeting over, right? Meeting over.

• Wendy: “If this happened a week ago, why is Susie just now reaching out and saying she’s had Bruce captive?”
• Helen calls Susie a psychopath who’s never liked Bruce - it’s possible she kidnapped him for other reasons but is using the cart part thing as leverage.
• Tweetie asks when it was first mentioned that Bruce was taken/missing. Helen: “I have already answered that question.” oop.
• Sneaky giggles when Helen mentions Bruce getting his fingers cut off again. Helen asks if that’s funny. He says yeah, he likes violence.
• Tessa tells him that that’s not helpful, and Sneaky replies that there’s not much they can do, tbh.

• They start talking about finding other parts to give to Susie now, then getting the others from Chatty/Bozo later. Helen asks if anyone has access to stage 5 parts & Tessa says she’s willing to pay for them if they do…No one says anything.

-# Nate: I DARE them to say, “Sneaky” – laughing – Oh, this is about to be an issue! It’s going to be so funny!

• Wendy says maybe they should take another Hydra member's car, strip all their parts, and give those to her. Reina says she’s cooking. Sneaky says that would be the clown way to do it.
• Tessa wants to see if Susie would accept her Stratum as collateral for the parts in exchange for her giving Bruce back.
• Helen shuts her idea down, saying it won’t work. Tessa asks if she could at least try. Helen says no. Tessa is upset that she’s dismissing her one idea.
  *Chat: *
• Helen offered to trade herself for Bruce at some point. Tessa asks why she would do that, and she says because “no one here cares about him.”
• Wendy argues that they’re all here, trying to help her find a solution.
• Sneaky interrupts and says Helen’s right, he doesn’t really care about Bruce.
• Twinkles says he doesn’t either!
• Another comment about fingers getting cut off — another giggle from Sneaky.
• Helen wishes he would stop laughing at that. Lil Sneaks say he can’t help it, it’s a thing.
• Helen walks off on the phone, and Tessa dismisses the clowns.

• Lil Sneaks & Tweina head back into the city. There’s some venting about the tone of the convo and how they were approached (passive aggressive and condescending at times), but mainly they’re confused about why a meeting was even called.
• They understand that Helen is worried about her friend, and Tessa is worried about Helen. But none of them took the parts and Bruce is not a clown. After the JoJo incident, a precedent has been set about getting involved in non-clown issues.
• Reina says she wouldn’t give up her stage 5s, even for a clown. Sneaky says he probably would for Wendy but that’s it. Twinkles is offended.
• They yap and drive around before the race. (Nate also yaps with chat about the situation)
• Night Race #3 4th Place!
• Phasing now disables in some races
• Bozo is awake and apparently got yelled at by Helen 👀 He meets up with Lil Sneaks & Tweina and they all go to Reina’s house for meeting #2.

• Actual Clown Meeting
• Bozo is HEATED and fully crashing out about how Helen spoke to him. “I’m not some bottom-barrel shit-ass clown that she can just scream at!”
• Sneaky instigates, feeling validated. (Nate acknowledges the toxicity but says it’s funny and in-character for Sneaky given everything that's happened)
• Bozo & Chatty did take the parts, but as a get-back for parts that were taken from Chatty’s club. Chatty didn’t really gaf, it was more for the funny.
• Also, they took parts from two different cars to try to get back what Chatty had lost, and it still didn’t equal out. It wouldn’t have been all stage 5s like Susie claims.
• Remedy calls Twinkles asking for the Clown v. Hydra tea. Word is spreading
• Bozo is irritated that Tessa is apologizing to him on Helen’s behalf.
• Sneaky sneezes and everyone blows up.
• Reina still thinks Wendy’s idea was best and Helen just needs to go and steal some parts and call it a day.
• Last anyone heard, Helen took Chatty’s van and had the list of parts, so they assume she’s got the situation handled.
• To decompress after the long chat, Reina suggests they all go steal Hydra’s car parts!! They briefly discuss doing it while dressed up as Helen
• Sneaky finds keys to the helicopter parked on top of Red Brick! Lil Sneaks, Bozo, & Reina decide to take it to the Hydra block.
• Twinkles ditches them to go sell molotovs - Sneaky thinks he’s dodging and doesn’t want to stir more with Hydra.
• There are too many people at the Hydra block, so they decide to land the heli and chat with them instead.
• They yap about the car part situation more (except Wendy and Ash - they talk about Pokemon)
• Bozo crashes out about Helen again, spilling all the tea to Hydra. Sneaky instigates again lol
• Rissa stops by the block and talks with Lil Sneaks about participating in a song-making showcase. Wendy is interested, Sneaky says maybe.
• In the background, Bozo continues to crash out about Bruce & Helen. He now wants to make a diss track about them.

-# Nate: (while laughing) The crazy thing about all this is…Bruce is probably a really chill guy.

• They head back to Red Brick. Reina splits off and Lil Sneaks & Bozo decide to go chopping.
• Lil Sneaks give Bozo advice on Lolli and relationships.