Sneaky : TLDR 2/6/26

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• Wendy spelled out “Will you be my valentine?” in gummy worms and left Sneaky breakfast.
• Wendy calls, and she tells him about her day so far.
  -# She’s been hanging out with the clowns.
• She asks if he’s been upstairs in their house.
• He responds that he has.
• She says okay and giggles.

• He has basically given up on the Imorgon in favor of the Omaggio
  -# Nate and Chat talk about HMO’s.
• He tried out the Flat6 in the Krieger and it still wouldn’t go over 160.
• Sneaky chills at Tuna with Bones/Blur. Other people roll through.
• He makes a deal with a nice fellow over the phone.
  -# +$80k

• The Imorgon is just the boosting car now.
• Osvaldo calls to hang out and Sneaky* is down.
• Sneaky stops by the Barrio where Wendy, Goop, and Marley are.
  -# Wendy jumps in the Omaggio with him and tells the others she’s hanging with him for a while.
• He calls Osvaldo since they are going to hang out, and then meets him and some guy named Gato P.
• They all beat up a hobo.
• Osvaldo says these are his streets.
• They beat up some cops that they have identified as homeless people.

• Osvaldo shows them why these are his streets.
• Osvaldo assembles his Federale at the og Cuban Embassy.
• Osvaldo calls Chatty to declare war on the Clowns.
• Sneaky took down Chatty as Twinkles took him down. Clip
• Everyone but Gato P goes down.
• The Marshals stop by and Brian Knight asks Sneaky if he was a part of the boat thing today. He says he wishes he was.

• They get treated at the Hospital and Sneaky calls the cops on him because he said he has a warrant.
• The Cubans split off again.
• Osvaldo says it’s Leo and Gato P Vs Lil Sneaks to see who can get more people to the Cuban Embassy aka clothing store.
• Lil Sneaks gather people and take them to the clothing store.
• One of the hostages ends up taking Osvaldo out.
• They take the LiMoo out and keep messing around/gathering people.
• They eventually drop them back off.
  -# He changes into his Anger fit aka the Tessa fit.
• Night Race #1 14th
  -# Badddd race
• Sneaky goes to grab parts that Wendy had made and realizes she missed the fuel injectors.
  -# Wendy did tell him this yesterday, but he musta forgot.

• Wendy tells Sneaky she’s nervous after hearing heroin is back in the city. She wants it but doesn’t want to be the person using makes her, basically.
• He asks her what she does.
• She tells him she doesn’t do it. And doesn’t become that person.
• Sneaky writes up a new mats doc for car repair parts for Wendy.
• Twinkles and the clowns jumped off Maze Bank with windsuits.
• They see Chatty land.

• Sneaky goes on top of Maze Bank Tower and Wendy, Gato P, Rissa, Osvaldo, and Leo are still up there.
• Rissa throws something at him, so he puts her right on the edge of the tower and she falls off.
• Then he tackles Osvaldo off. Then he falls when he tackles Gato P off and Gato P survives.
• He screams, “I’m a god!”
  -# Osvaldo had thrown Leo over.
• Sneaky figures out how to beat people up while he’s down.
• He beats everyone off the tower.
• Then they all get treated by EMS.

• Sneaky punches Rissa while he’s down, and she picks him up and starts walking away.
• Sneaky starts saying he’s sorry. He didn’t mean it. Then she takes it back.
• Sneaky wingmans for Osvaldo telling Rissa she should’ve seen him yesterday.
• Tessa shows up, and they tell her they all fell.
• She asks where Chatty is.
• Osvaldo says he doesn’t know.
• She says oh no then runs off.
• Sneaky says, “Long live the King.”

• Leo robs Sneaky.
• Sneaky is helped up by EMS and then Wendy gives him her wingsuit to try it out.
• He runs up to the roof and sends it.

• He tries again to get as far as Twinkles got.
• He doesn’t quite make it.

• Skyler calls to see how Sneaky liked their car.
• They exchange some ‘i’m gonna catch you’ ‘no you ain’t’ banter.
• Wendy tries the Windsuit again.
• Twinkles needs a bunch of mats for a big gun/silencer order.
• He talks to Sneaky and Kirk about pricing
• They go chop afterwards.
• Wendy fails hers.
  -# No pixel dogs were seriously harmed in the making of this photo

• Wendy apologizes for failing.
• He asks how many times he’s gonna have to say he doesn’t care about that stuff.
• He gets stuck on a mailbox for a comically long time.
• Wendy gets out to try to flip it for him. He tells her she always doubts his problem-solving ability. And tells her to watch out.
• She apologizes for doubting him when he gets all four wheels down again.
• They drive around.

• He shops for a new sleeper car.
• Lil Sneaks pick up Twinkles who shoots at Kirk who then molotovs Party.
• He drops Twinkles at a chop.
• Lil Sneaks watch cops who are.. Practicing?

• Ember is confused by Sneaky’s Tessa fit.
• They come to the conclusion that Sneaky is wearing Chatty’s pants.
• Sneaky’s been test driving a car for the last while and has to hurry Twinkles along to return it on time.
• Sneaky tests out another car.
• He buys a Jester
• She tries chopping again and gets it this time. But Sneaky gets bit.

• They choppa and chat.
• Wendy bites his hair??
• Wendy and Blur chat before the race.
• Night Race #2 2nd
• He chats with racers after.

• He talks with Wendy after then she gets the Jester.
• Wendy sells him the car.
• Goopert calls. They talk about his car a bit.
• He puts on Penguin Pals for an outfit redeem.
• He chats with Blur and Maddie before the race.
• The doctor is texting Wendy before the race.
• Sneaky tells her to forget him. They are about to race.
• Sneaky tells Twinkles that Speakeasy is texting Wendy. And turns out Twinkles got the same text.
• Wendy bites Sneaky’s hair.
• Sneaky says his girlfriend is a freak fr.
• Bones, Sneaky, Twinkles, and Blur discuss who is a freak.
  -# Blurry the furry.
• A Twinkles/Wendy ‘who loves Sneaky more fight’ breaks out.

• Sneaky beseeches the almighty racing gods for full phasing. He doesn’t get his wish.
• Night Race #3 L - He’s cooked
• During the race, he ends up getting pit off an overpass.
  -# It looks fairly intentional
• Sneaky looks for that guy.
• He crashes a few times after that and ends up calling it quits on the race.
  -# Nate talks about how his races been going.
• He puts an engine/parts in his new car.

• He picks Wendy up while testing the Jester.
• Wendy won’t be around tomorrow.
  STORM/CRASH
• Nate talks to J
  -# Nate doesn’t like no phasing.
• Sneaky wakes up after storm.
  -# A Lil way too green flip

• Party is down at the Apartments.
• Sneaky asks what’s going on with him. He’s always down when he sees him lately.
• Party says he’s down for the same reason. He’s still bleeding out somehow from the molotov’ing earlier.
• Party says something’s going on with Kirk.
• Sneaky says there’s something wrong with that guy.
• He takes him to the Hospital.
  -# Car Math
• Twinkles calls and wants to link up after Sneaky is done testing stuff out with his car.
• Sneaky drops him back at the Apartments then gets back to testing parts in his new car.
  -# Nate wonders what Twinkles has going on. What he’s scheming.
• He runs into Esme. She would've given him her Jester.
• Ends up temporarily stealing a bike to get his Imorgon.

• Sneaky meets up with Bones, Blur, Twinkles, and Chloe.
• He tells Chloe it’s nice to see her again. She’s confused which makes everyone else chuckle.
• Sneaky wants to buy one engine box to gamba.
• The others want to all do that as well.
• He only gets a 2.4 L turbo from the box.
• He buys another one and gets a Flat6.
• Chloe’s flabbergasted hearing Twinkles say nuts.
• She wants to know who corrupted him.
• He says Maddie.
• Bones starts coughing cause lowkey Maddie and Blur were hanging out earlier.
  -# That’s just one viewer’s guess anyways cough
• Sneaky leaves a message on Tweetie’s car. “They are watching.”