Sneaky/Nate : TLDR 1/29/26

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Before stream, Sneaky was around offline: He got chased by the PD after ocean-dumping an ambulance that had two of the food court security guards in it. He ended up going to Prison and stirred some drama between Carmella, Gigi, & Dio. Click here to see the timestamps collected by GrapeHead

• Stream starts with Sneaky in the Imorgon, driving through Vespucci.
• He pulls over to send some texts to Chatty.

-# Nate tells chat that Sneaky just got out of the water - he went back to get the gun that he dropped during the chase before stream.

• Sneaky meets up w/ Bozo, who’s out of ICU on a day pass. He is in a wheelchair and can’t speak so is using several different methods of communicating.
• On the way to the night race, Sneaky fills him in on a few things.
• Bozo confirms that he number that messaged Sneaky (telling him to be more aware of his surroundings) is the same number that pinged Bozo to the Civ Docks.
• Night Race #1 3rd Place!!
• Bozo feels super disrespected by Helen and is disappointed in Tessa rn. He blocked Helen and wants to ignore her from now on.
• Sneaky says ignoring someone is too much work. If they’re around when you want to do something/hang out with certain people, ignoring them becomes a burden.
• The “selfish” approach works for Sneaky because he says and behaves how he wants, and assumes everyone is ok with that unless they tell him otherwise. So, rn he’s unbothered and has no issues w/ Tessa or Helen
• Bozo is going to take this advice and be civil w/ them. But he won’t go out of his way for Helen.
• Night Race #2 7th Place!

• Wendy texts Sneaky ‘Happy anniversary’ and says she’s sorry they had to spend it in the ICU.
• He drives to the hospital and helps her escape the ICU ward. Her leg hurts a lot, but she’s otherwise doing ok.
• Lil Sneaks & Bozo head up to prison to visit Hazel. Carmella & Carla are also around.
• They all yap for a long time about the mimes, raids, terrorism, etc.
• Hazel decides she doesn’t want any updates on what she’s missed. She’s avoiding it.
• They then proceed to talk about the mime stuff more.
• There’s a realization: Chatty leaves and then suddenly the clowns start getting sniped again.
• Sneaky gets flowers delivered to him. They’re from Wendy for their anniversary
• Ember arrives in visitation and finally gets released from prison! She hangs around and yaps w/ them.
• Unlocks on what happened to Marley and how Gabby + friends were ‘handled’, Tessa smoking weed, and the threatening messages Sneaky got from the mime.
• Lil Sneaks, Bozo, & Ember head back into the city to swap cars and go chopping.

• Sneaky gets the car stuck in a construction site. Surrounded by doubters, he still manages to get the car up on the second level and jump it out.
• They hang out with Reina, Bones, & Osvaldo by Grove St. gas station for a bit.
• Twinkles shows up (He’s out of ICU!? ) and asks for materials.
• Sneaky headbutts some local lady and blows up the gas station.
• Twinkles calls and says they’re moving the clown blue print to Tweina’s house. They’re giving some of the clowns access because Kirk wants to start making/selling sewer pistols.

• Lil Sneaks go to their chop. Wendy struggles to find the signal spot.

-# Nate: It’s like when you're waiting for your dog to try to find a place to pee outside.

• They choppa and yap. Wendy has been practicing drawing and is getting better!
• Night Race #3 9th Place!
  FLASHBANG NAP
• Malakai comes over asking who offered 800k for the shorteye. Sneaky won’t tell him who (it was Mase) but says he put 1mil as rage bait and is surprised he got the 800k offer.
• Malakai says he should have taken that ASAP. While they’re talking about it, another racer comes over and offers 850k
• Sneaky says ‘deal’, but the other racers are yelling at the guy over the radio telling him he’s crazy. He says he can think about it and let him know.
• They pick up their chop car and leave it at Sr. Buns then head to the next race.
• Reina calls Wendy - she’s a little worried about Twinkles. He’s fine…just acting a little strange. They’re gonna keep an eye out.
• Bozo is racing in his wheelchair
• Night Race #4 10th Place!
• Lil Sneaks head back into the city to meet up with Twiena. While waiting on Twinkles:
• Reina gives Sneaky a key to the house - he labels the key “Rinkles”.
• Lil Sneaks fill in her on what happened to Marley and how the clowns retaliated.
• Tessa is going to redecorate Tweina’s house. Lil Sneaks warn her about Tessa being a thief!
• Tweetie joins them and Kirk stops by to check on guns. He gives Wendy a sewer pistol.
• Sneakles ride together in the chop car. Twinkles knows Reina is worried about him, but he doesn’t want to go to the doctor. He admits to being scared of getting bad news.
• Sneaky says he still thinks Twinkles should get checked out by a doctor. At least if he feels like things are getting worse.
  SCUFF NAP

• Chopping + Mosley’s + Yapping

Nate hot mics while talking about “Bartender” by T-Pain

• They see Tessa & Osvaldo and it somehow turns into them chasing/shooting each others cars.
• Both cars fail the ‘Old Reliable’ jump and the cops pull up, asking them to stop shooting at each other, please.
• Twinkles jumps into one of the cop cars and they all go their separate ways.
• They end up missing the first night race so go back to doing Mosley’s.
  -# Game mechanic update: You have to stop the car now to change it to sequential. Streamer says it’s super annoying.
• Sneaky can now clock in at Tuna again!
• Lil Sneaks repair the Imorgon before the next race. Ember & Bozo stop by to say hi and repair as well.
• Lolli is leaving Los Santos for a bit. She gave Bozo 500k and said goodbye.
• Kirk, Bozo, & Ember spoke earlier. Kirk said that him and Party are the leaders of the FHC while Chatty is gone, and he considers Ember back in the group.
• Wendy wonders if this means the FHC are officially a gang. Also, she’s not going to question the decision but she is still concerned about Kirk’s mental.

• Lil Sneaks are at the night race starting line when Kirk calls.
• Sure enough, it’s URGENT and they need help RIGHT NOW
• Sneaky & Kirk crash-out on each other about racing, but Sneaky keeps asking where they are as he drives away from the race. Kirk hangs up on him.
• Sneaky says he’s going to throw up and goes back to the starting line. Ember keeps trying to ask what’s going on, but Wendy tells her not to worry about it.

-# Nate: All day without a single message or any contact at all, but the SECOND we line up for a race…and even then we were going to go help. But, hey…

• Night Race #5 DNF
• They start the race, but it’s cooked. Some guy brought a cop chase to the race, and the cops are on one.
• Sneaky ends up leaving the race just a couple of minutes in, and then goes hunting for the cops.
  -# Nate: We’re about to witness the first Sneaky race crash-out.
• He rams into a cop car, taking it out and making them have to repair, and immediately feels better.
• Sneaky calls back Kirk. It starts out snippy but they both have a quick “sometimes you gotta let the frustration out” bro apology thing, and all is well
• Kirk asks him to call Reina because she’s on comms - he does so while getting out/repairing the Karuma.
• Try to find Tessa’s car to flip it, but the cops have already taken it.
• Reina’s car gets flipped/boxed, so they help get it out for Tweina.
• They pick up Kirk then eventually Tessa
• CHASE TIME
• Kirk apologizes for his crash-out about racing earlier. Tessa says she just hates that it dictates everything. Cue crash-out #2:
• Sneaky: “IT’S LITERALLY TWO RACES AT NIGHT TME! I WAS FREE ALL DAY!”
• Tessa: “IT CONTROLS YOU! IT’S A SHACKLE!”
• Mid chase, Kirk jumps out at Legion Square to attack Osvaldo
• They do some cool jumps/skips up in the Hills. Kirk is impressed
• Everyone escapes!

• They head to the hospital to talk w/ Dr. Stacey about Marley.
• He has no brain activity and is on life support.
• Unhinged discussions around ways to get his brain activity back. Some things kinda work?
• Clown shenanigans in the ICU as per usual.
• Hazel is out of prison - she didn’t get terrorism!
• Sneaky heads to the Civ Docks to meet Vi Gray & Bozo. Vi is investigating the mime sniper situation.
• They discuss possible locations where the sniper would have been set up. They go over to the Scrap Yard Building and look around on the roof, but then Vi has to go.
• Sneaky unboxes a W16 engine block
• They meet up with some other clowns and convoy up to Sandy Shores to help Kirk w/ a material deal.
• Sneaky is responsible for another explosion.
• Reed & Dio talk w/ Tessa about representation of the north. She gets dubbed “Queen of the Forrest” and Sneaky declares himself the “Skeleton in the Sand”.

• Lil Sneaks, Tweina, and Hazel meet up to talk about the Helen stuff. 7:28:51
• Sneaky explains the Hydra block situation again: Wendy & Reina didn’t say a thing about Helen. Bozo was very upset, rightfully, and popped off. Sneaky instigated.
• They didn’t go to the block to talk shit about Helen - they went there to steal more car parts. They only ended up talking to Hydra because they were there.
• Hazel feels like everyone is valid in how they responded/handled the situation. She’s not upset w/ anyone, just wanted to understand.
• Sneaky doesn’t hate or have beef w/ Helen, but he also doesn’t care if she’s upset w/ him. He was just acting in accordance to the precedent that has been set.
• He would have had Tessa’s back if she did anything, but he was not going to help w/ car parts or saving Bruce.
• In terms of Bozo, his feelings are valid, Hazel just wishes he hadn’t crashed-out like he did.
• The way Sneaky sees it, Helen & Bozo reacted the same way towards each other, but Helen is more upset about it. She started it, Bozo matched her energy, but now she’s upset.
• Sneaky admits that he was petty after the way Helen talked to him, then when a clown meeting was called for the situation, and again when cutting off fingers was mentioned.
• Tessa told Twinkles that the clown meeting was a mistake. It should have been handled differently.
• They talk about it a bit longer before everyone decides to go to bed.
• Lil Sneaks yap until storm.
  FINAL BATTLE / STORM

-# *TLDR SUMMARY: Lots of yapping and catching people up on things this episode. Bozo, Wendy, & Twinkles are all out of the ICU. There’s racing, chopping, Moseley’s, chases, crash-outs, and a couple explosions. Marley is brain dead maybe? Kirk is manufacturing sewer guns. Hazel gets perspective on the Helen/Hydra/Car Part situation. *
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