3/7/2025 Kick Recap - "I'm Like Lebron In This Car"

Lang texts Skipper that he owes 95k to Lang for paying out a job the crew did. CJ tells Lang they did a bunch of jobs yesterday and found an arm in the warehouse. Lang tells CJ he's going to cut off Skipper's arm, but he likes the new armoury design. He calls Liya to ask about her Birthday, she's mature now. Lang heads to the food court to grab a bite, remembering that he's probably wanted. Officer Sawyer (Kyle) comes into the food court asking if anyone has seen Lang, otherwise he's getting Lang's car towed. Lang orders food from two stalls and tries to hide in Snr Buns. Lang calls over radio to get North Cypress' help, they gather outside and try to help Lang escape.

The cops find Lang in the Snr Buns kitchen, Lang runs out and gets tased, breaking cuffs and hopping into Larry's truck. Lang swaps out Bubbles' car, Lang wants a picture of his car legally parked, CJ twats it out for reference. Bubbles tries to cook, but fails. Lang runs out into the Vinewood alleys, CJ picks up Lang and takes him to his STX. Lang flees from the cops in his car, CJ goes back to help Larry and Bubbles. After some expert driving, Lang loses the cops in the hills, driving through the mountains on his way back into town.

He returns to Cypress and finds Hank and Jojo outside the Forge. They mention that Mosley's got a new shipment of cars, so Lang drags them over to buy something. They crash into cops on the way, Lang reminds them that he has a warrant. Lang calls CJ to check in, she's surprised that he didn't get caught. Lang didn't answer the calls because the vibes are terrible today. Bubbles got caught, so CJ and Larry are picking him up from jail. Lang joins Jonah and Hank at Blarney's, Shang comes by hoping to exchange a clown liver, but Lang threatens him until he leaves. Lang shoots at Shang's car on the way out.

Lang prepares to gamble with someone, but the cops arrive and CJ tries to escort them out. Lang decides they can stay and gamble, but they leave to go to Luciano's gambling ring. Lang tells the North that he wants a hit out on every gambling ring. Lang wins a few dice rolls and accidentally shoots Jonah in the arm trying to defend him from a local. Lang wins 90k and pulls Hank aside to give him a motivational talk, Gigi visits and wins a few dice rolls. Someone wants to gamble their car, Lang gives him CJ's bike to go get it. Upon returning, Lang wins the dice roll and gets the Tesla from him.

Lang learns that Hank spent a bunch of BET on boxes, but demands weekly amounts from Hank instead. Saab and Skipper arrive, Lang tells them that they plan on hitting the other gambling rings. Lang finds a C4 bomb and gives it to Saab, taking Skipper and CJ with them to the next gambling ring. Lang drops them off and pulls into a nearby driveway to watch. Buddha leaves CJ to fly around and watch as the cops try to defuse the bomb. Officer McNulty fails and explodes with the C4. Lang gets a call from Carmine, bragging about Luciano's gambling ring, Lang encourages him to check in on Hydra's. The rifle connect calls to remind Lang about their deal, Lang agrees to meet soon and exchange the cash. He returns to Blarney's and runs into Sofia who reminds Lang that he can use any of the cars.

Hank and Jonah tell Lang that Jay Hobbs and his crew came by looking for him, but they left. Lang takes Saab, Skipper and CJ to the Forge, and makes them load up 900k for the deal. Lang doesn't believe that the car is electric, thinking that CJ and Skipper are trolling him. They stop by the dam for the gun deal, Skipper and CJ try to channel good energy, but Lang thinks they're mocking him. Lang sends CJ away and fakes shooting Skipper, but CJ comes back and notices there's no blood, so Lang shoots Skipper in the leg. Lang leaves CJ and Skipper on the dam, telling Saab that he won't be mocked or made fun of.

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Lang and Saab notice a car drive up to the dam, Lang calls Bubbles and Sofia to tell them not to help. Sofia comes back down with Skipper in the car, Lang calls her to yell at her about not listening. CJ comes to Lang on her bike and asks why this his happening, but Lang doesn't want to deal with it. Saab is stressed about bombing the Hydra gambling spot, Lang doesn't want to visit Saab when he's in prison. Lang drives back to the Forge and makes Saab put away the money. Sofia is disappointed that Lang is buying more guns, but Lang stresses that they're in a gang.

Lang notices CJ driving Skipper to the hospital, eventually taking Saab and following them. CJ calls to tell Lang that she panicked and cut Skipper's foot off, Lang blames her for killing Skipper. After Saab refills Lang's electric car, the cops hit them in a chase, and Lang promises to get revenge on Marlo with him. They arrive at the hospital, Lang follows CJ and Skipper into the ICU. Lang has Saab order a peg leg off Grime. Carmine prank calls Lang, and then he forces Saab to pat down CJ and remove all of her drugs. The rifle connect calls back to meet, Lang complains about having the money ready earlier. The Doctor confirms that Skipper will survive and they will get him a prosthetic foot tomorrow.

Lang leaves with Saab, running into some cops on the way back to Cypress. While the chase is on, the rifle connect calls to make the deal happen, giving Lang instructions. He tries to lose the cops, knowing that he's got a deal happening soon. Lang flips the car, runs up a ladder and shotguns the cops below him. The cops climb the building from another side, Lang and Saab have a shootout on the roof, ultimately going down.

Lang and Saab are taken to the hospital, and then to the cells. Officer McNulty asks if they're hiring at Blarney's, but Lang tells him that he's not welcome. Lang is frustrated that they're taking his fingerprints when they don't bother investigating things like Cassie's death. Officer Opal clues in on Lang's hints, questioning him about Cassie in the moment, but Lang brushes it off. When they try to put Saab in the cells, Lang runs out and fights one of the officers until he's knocked unconcious. Lang tells Saab to go suffocate Skipper in the ICU once he's free. Lang leansagainst Saab while he gets his time and fine for this crime, and then the warrant. (174k, 460 months)

Lang calls CJ to torment her, reminding her that she had terrible vibes today. Lang tells her that he sent an assassin after Skipper, she knows it's Saab. CJ apologizes for ruining the vibes today, including dancing at the wrong moment. CJ promises to bring neutral vibes from now on. Lang tells Jonah and Hank, who are in visitation, to help Saab with his task when he gets out of jail, no questions asked. Lang runs into a lifer and requests that he stab Saab, on behalf of Harry Brown. Lang meets with the Warden and chats about throwing Cassie a funeral. Lang stabs Saab and leaves him a note to NOT kill Skipper, and then heads to bed.

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