Sneaky/Nate : TLDR 1/28/26

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Since Wendy & Twinkles are in ICU, Nate plays variety games w/ Royal (Twinkles hangs out in the vc for a bit) for the first several hours of stream. He jumps on RP “only to race” (surely) around 5:36:26 in the vod.
-# FYI: Nate is still in the vc w/ Royal when he first starts up RP. She playin’ RDR2.

Sneaky wakes up at Lil Freaks and sees a missed call from Kirk. He hesitates, but decides to call him back.
Kirk says he’ll have to call him back because he’s about to do something really evil. Sneaky wishes him luck!

-# Nate & Royal talk about the plague days and how Sneaky got scammed out of it.

The Imorgon has been revitalized! It’s back to the split red and black livery. Sneaky repairs it before the race.
-# Chatter Q: How does Sneaky feel about the mimes coming back again?
-# Nate: Idk, man. He feels like…It’s not gonna be the same as it was before. But if they’re sniping the clowns and stuff, we’re kinda forced to acknowledge it. Idk where they wanna go with it. Like, there was literally an entire war fought – if they’re going to continue, then what was the point of fighting the war? The war was supposed to finish it all…so it goes back to that. He feels like it’s a bit pointless.”

Night Race #1 5th Place!

Sneaky calls back Bell and she tells him that there are now 5 clowns in the ICU. Ember has joined the list.

Bell is confused because she was prepared to start taking down any mime she sees carrying a weapon, but apparently Osvaldo was told that the Clowns want to try a different approach.

Sneaky says that this “other” approach hasn’t been mentioned to him, but he feels like any approach other than the one Bell mentioned is a waste of time.

He runs into Moose in the food court, who tells him he was sorry to hear about what happened to Wendy. Sneaky tells him that she’s actually doing a lot better, at least compared to the others. They’re all alive so…he’ll take it.

He says hi to Lily outside of Sr. Buns and she asks him if they can talk. They walk away from the group, but the group follows. They all yap for a bit.

Lily asks if they can drive somewhere to talk, but Sneaky remembers that there’s another night race!! He calls her as he heads to it.
Lily is a little upset w/ Sneaky because he helped Hazel gaslight her that one time. He says all he was told by Hazel was “back me up”, so that’s what he did. He thought it’d be funny and he would have done it to anyone.
Lily says all it did was reconfirm for her that she doesn’t belong in the Clowncil. It helped her move on.
She’s also moved on from Stumbles fr, fr this time. Surely. She’s in love with Cole Turner, who she’s known for 4 months, and they’re together now.
Lily ends the talk by saying she’s always appreciated Sneaky being honest.
Night Race #2 5th again!!
Phone call with Kirk before storm
Kirk asks what he knows about the clowns that got hurt the day before. Sneaky says he only knows about what happened to Wendy, Twinkles, & Bozo. He knows about Marley’s injuries, but doesn’t know why.
Kirk tells him that Marley’s situation has been taken care of, that it was Gabby.
Sneaky gives him the details about the sniping situation. (Click here if you need a refresher yourself!)
Kirk asks if anyone knew about a sniper rifle ahead of time, and Sneaky says no, they had no idea.
Kirk is glad Sneaky has survival instincts, but he’s upset that his perspective has now been changed with this new info. Kirk was under the impression that everyone knew they were getting hunted by a mime sniper and still went to a ping. He was prepared to be mad at the clowns involved.

-# perspective do be crazy i guess

STORM / RELOG
Sneaky takes out the Karuma and runs some errands while yapping w/ chat. The Karuma lowkey kinda fast rn.
He calls Kirk and they chat some more:
He gets the unlock that Kirk & Tessa be smoking weeeed
Earlier, Kirk stabbed Gabby and shot her friend for what they did to Marley. He learns that they did it because of Marley’s part in the whole Benji getting sent back to Prison for 12 years ordeal.
Sneaky: “Aren’t you and Gabby friends?” - Kirk says it doesn’t matter, she hurt his people. Sneaky says he respects it.
Sneaky briefly meets up with Kirk, Tessa, Moose, & Party at the Hospital and they all decide to go to Sr. Buns.
Sneaky jumps in the car with Party, who tells him that he and Gabby have been really close lately, but he was part of that situation earlier (the stabbing).
Gabby calls Party at that moment, but he drops off Sneaky and drives away before Sneaky can get out his listening device
Kirk & Tessa arrive and Kirk has beef with everyone who has a “half mask” (or gang bandana) in the food court.
Tessa asks for more weed from Kirk.

-# Nate: I want to get a photo of her smoking weed, send it to Chatty, and say “You did this.”

Sneaky listens in on Kirk & Gabby’s phone call. Apparently, Party had told her that no one would care if she did something to Marley.

SCUFF NAP

Sneaky meets back up with Kirk & Tessa at the Hospital and learns that Stumbles was also in the ICU after getting sniped by a mime.

Kirk explains that that is why he was so mad and thought the clowns knew about the sniper mime and still went to pings - because that’s exactly what Stumbles did

Sneaky rage bates twatter, saying he’s selling a shorteye for 1mil. Mase instantly calls asking if he’s serious.

Kirk says they have two field trips to go on. They get in his van and start heading north.

Mase calls back and offers $800k for the shorteye. Sneaky says if no one else offers more, he’ll take him up on that.

Kirk, Tessa, Party, & Sneaky kidnap a guy named Big Cheese who was involved in the Marley incident. They take him up to the Chicken Factory.
Sneaky says he’s going to save all the chickens one day…
They interrogate Big Cheese
After the questioning, Kirk says he’s going to shoot off BC’s finger - Sneaky laughs maniacally and starts recording
BC is given three options: 1. Get his hand blown off with a shotgun, 2. Walk out the front and get shot by the 7 people waiting out there, or 3. Walk out the back door and wait for Marley to get his revenge.
BC chooses option 3
Sneaky is disappointed, but Kirk tells him (after BC walks towards the back) that Tessa is waiting by the back door with a knife to stab him.
Sneaky wants to see! He runs around the building to the back, just in time to hear Tessa say, “TIME TO CUT THE CHEESE!” and stab
They take a picture of him on the railroad tracks and Sneaky sends it, along with a ping, to Rohan for them to come pick him up.
Sneaky: “This is the first field trip I’ve ever been on…”

Sneaky learns that Hazel has been on a hold in prison for terrorism. She helped Carmella bomb it after she lost the election.
Kirk asks Sneaky if he smokes weed. Sneaky says no, he’ll kill people.
Naturally, Kirk is now determined to smoke weed w/ him, despite Sneaky saying he will absolutely try to kill him and Tessa…
Kirk says he will disarm him before, lock him in a cage (been there, done that) and fist fight him. Sneaky is adamant that he would find a way to kill him.
Tessa is on the phone w/ Ember the whole time and doesn’t seem to hear their convo at all…
They all agree that locals are dicks.
Kirk asks how Wendy is doing. Sneaky says he was scared, but she’s actually doing really well. She was hit in the leg so all good considering. He’s worried about Twinkles though.
Kirk asks him to do him a favor and keep a gun on him. The call for now is see a mime, shoot a mime.
The second field trip location is to the Sewers! Kirk & Tessa go to the sewer entrance by Davis.
Sneaky runs over to the Brouge house to grab his groza, then heads into the sewers to meet up with them.
Sneaky gets a text from a number he doesn’t have saved. The text is warning him to be more aware of his surroundings…👀
The number asks what he was getting from “that house”, suggesting that they were watching him while he was just over at Brouge. Sneaky says he got his gun.

Sneaky waits for Kirk & Tessa in the Sewer Center (they’re lost lol)
They buy some sewer pistols. Tessa gets a stop sign and bonks Sneaky with it.
Sneaky tells them about the text messages. He thinks it may be from the sniper mime so they decide to take another exit.
They come back up near the ADMC block. Tessa & Sneaky scope out the Davis parking deck from a distance while Kirk tries to make a 1mil gun deal w/ Benny.
Eventually, they steal a car and head towards the Apartments.
Tessa takes out her “very discreet” Astron (it’s purple and green) and they drive around for a bit, yappin about food and such.
Tessa feelsbadman for not believing Marley when he said he felt like Benji was gonna try and kill him.

Quote of the day: “An ounce of prevention’s worth a pound of the cure.” - Granmama Jerkems

Tessa goes to bedge.

Sneaky & Marshal Skyler Sparks make a bet and take to twatter to determine if “vague twatting” is toxic or not.

It’s close, but more people agree w/ Sneaky that it is toxic.

As the winner, Skyler owes him 12 hours of access to one of her cars.

He and Kirk go up to the roof of the Yellow Apartments.

SCUFF NAP #2

He wakes back up on the roof and Kirk teaches him a foot-chase get-a-way strat where you jump into the pool below

While at the Hospital, Kirk aks if Sneaky would be down to help him w/ something Chatty asked for him to do for Helen.
When they get back to the car, Sneaky asks for more details. Turns out, it’s about Susie Carmichael 9:16:59
Kirk shares what he knows about the situation, saying he stirred the pot when he heard about clowns going to Hydra to complain about Helen. He was asked to fuck up Susie and is down because it sounds fun.
Sneaky tells him the tea from his perspective and Kirk laughs a lot

-# Nate says later that Sneaky couldn’t tell if Kirk was actually laughing or if he was stirring by laughing. We’ll have to see based on what Kirk does.

He mentions that Wendy & Reina didn’t really say anything while they were at the Hydra block - it was Bozo crashing out and him instigating.

Kirk says he feels like he completely understands the situation now. It’s the clown's fault, but not the clown’s problem. He feels bad for Helen but she’s got to learn that the clowns are never going to clean stuff like that up - there’s never an obligation to do that.

Sneaky says he would’ve been down to help Helen if she had approached him differently.

Kirk says that this is Hydra and Bozo’s fault.

Sneaky hangs out in front of the Hospital while Kirk talks with Gabby, Rohan, & Big Cheese.
Rohan asks him to teach him a Karama Assassin move. Sneaky says if he ever gets a desert eagle, he’ll teach him one.
Kirk tells Gabby that if she ever hurts anyone in the Clowncil, he will be forced to hurt her again.
Gabby mentions Wendy (oop) and Kirk asks her what her beef with Wendy is. She starts to say something about Wendy stabbing Kirk but then quickly changes the subject to Wendy’s chicken tenders.
Sneaky says that Marley will determine if any of them lied about anything. He will be judge and jury.
Kirk goes to bed.
Sneaky stops by Lil Freaks, then heads back to the hospital.
Dr. Steph lets him into the ICU ward so he can go sleep back in Wendy’s room. He kisses her gn

-# *TLDR SUMMARY: Sneaky wakes up just to race, but RP happens. He goes on two field trips with Kirk & Tessa (who are stoned, btw). There’s an interrogation at the Chicken Factory, where he witnesses Tessa Two-Knives in action, and a trip to the Sewers for guns. The sniper mime texts him, warning him to be more aware of his surroundings. Sneaky finds out that Gabby + friends hurt Marley on behalf of Benji. Kirk gets Sneaky’s side of the mime sniping situation and the Helen/Hydra/Car Part drama. He makes it to exactly two races *
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