The Clowns all pile into the back of a Box Truck.
Chatty shoots Sneaky after Reina told him to shoot the next one to come in.
Sneaky says he’s having flashbacks.
-# They all chuckle.
Reina has Marley take his helmet off.
One by one they all go down.
Wendy wants Dumbles to be leader of the clowns.
Everyone but Sneaky and Chatty say yeah.
Sneaky hates that guy.
Sneaky Pretty Little Liar shushes everyone at the Hospital when the Clowns inevitably head there.
-# You can see here he hit some people multiple times. It’s a new type of spree, in a way.

-# It ended up being a lot more SSs than I thought when I decided to take one for each shush but there you have it lol

Tweetie calls to ask if Sneaky wants to get $200k. She suggests holding up or killing Yuri. Sneaky doesn’t want to hurt him. She would’ve done it herself but she needed more people with her.
Wendy jumps in the car with Sneaky.
Malakai calls to see if he’ll be around for a little bit. They plan to meet up around the night race time.
Sneaky talks with some cops at Legion where the clowns want to kill Kyle Pred.
He argues with Avery about if some people deserve to die. She asks what if someone says that about him. He says he probably does deserve to die. She disagrees.
Twinkles calls to ask about engines.
-# The amount of times I’ve typed a similar sentence. This guy gets called about cars A LOT.
Sneaky tells Wendy they are going to kidnap a cop that’s around the corner. Then pulls up to get gas and make conversation with them.
A minute or two in Wendy awkwardly says she’s done thinking. She asks if anything happened while she was gone.
-# She asks several times.
He catches her up. He got a phonecall, they were looking for Kyle.
She asks if that’s all. He says yeah.
They see Kirk in a Hydra car.
Sneaky calls him to make sure he’s okay.
-# He doesn’t answer
He calls Twinkles and tells him.
He thinks Kirk might’ve gotten kidnapped.
Twinkles/Sneaky get on radio.
Tweetie said she saw Kirk at the Hospital with Hydra.
Kirk calls him back. He says he got blooded out of Hydra. He’s no longer a member of Hydra. He is a member of Upset Gang. He’s going to kill Susie though.
Wendy tells Sneaky about her day.
They discuss Hydra.
-# She doesn’t know what’s going on but she had a few texts about it.
They got Bruce back but now Susie is trying to get Bruce back again. Sneaky and Tessa are going to talk one of these days.
-# He fills her in on his weekend. The cars and stuff.

Wendy and Sneaky spot Osvaldo and some other people on the roof of a building.
When they start climbing up, Osvaldo wingsuits off and someone else falls to their death.
Sneaky says hi to Tweetie and Goopert.
Sneaky and Osvaldo catch up a bit.
He shows him his dadmobile.
Wendy joins them.

They chat with the league of egirls.
-# Ben Sillysigh is the leader and Yuri’s the ‘leader leader’ according to Ben.
Wendy asks to borrow a car for racing. She says she’s addicted to driving in races now.
-# He gives her the Omaggio to use.
Sneaky asks her if she’s made any parts. No She’s fired.
She tells him after checking that she can’t make any more until she converts mats.
Then he ew’s the honeybee fact.
-# She calls it a romantic fact. Then laughs when he says it isn’t romantic.
Sneaky talks to Bell a bit before the race.

Night Race #2 9th
Sneaky picks Bones up who headpopped. Then finds out Wendy sank the Omaggio.
Wendy calls because she needs him to spawn the car back in.
He does.
-# Nate looks at the positioning of the Tow Truck and the rope. He thinks it might blow up. He’s just going to let it happen.
He realizes after a bit that Wendy passed out in the water. So he drags her out.
-# She disgustingly spits the water out when he drags her out.

-# The winch is stuck in her hand so he puts her in a car.

He drops her off with Tweetie at the Hospital and goes to the race.
Cleo texts to ask if Sneaky hates her now.
Night Race #3 6th
-# Sneaky got hit by a car and launched behind the fence at the chicken place by an Imorgon. It stopped, then kept going.
He talks to Bones about the race.
Sneaky and Malakai meet up at the race finish.
Malakai says he may have gotten a call.
Sneaky says he hasn’t.
Malakai says he really just had to tell him how much he loves him. He’s been thinking about them.
Sneaky laughs.
Sneaky says unless he can beat Wendy at all her attributes he can’t. He can’t leave Wendy. She’s a great assistant and does whatever he says.
Malakai says that’s pretty good. He doesn’t think he can beat that.
Malakai dances for Sneaky.

Sneaky says Wendy has better moves.
Malakai says dammit man.
Sneaky says it’s hard to beat Wendy.
Malakai had to shoot his shot.
He’s also selling pythons.
Sneaky asks about mags.
He can’t promise but he’s heard it possibly might be.
-# They are $30k each. Less in bulk.
Sneaky will call him if he wants to buy some.

Malakai tells him not to tell Wendy about any of this and blows kisses.
Sneaky says yeah, yeah.
Sneaky jumps back into his car.
He tries to call Wendy who doesn’t answer.
He calls Cleo who can’t speak.
He asks what she meant by that message.
She says he was there.
He eventually tells her he was just there to protect Osvaldo.
They talk about the race.
Sneaky calls Wendy.
He asks if she’s good and got the car out.
She had to do a mats sale instead.
He lets her know he’ll be talking to Bones for a bit.
She tells him a bit later she’s got a 6-across cooking for him. And a secondary batch of mats for another 6 ready.
Bones ends up being busy.

Sneaky calls Jay Runner.
Sneaky asks if he’s okay because he heard they took him.
They agree this all started over nonclowns.
JR was in Tessa’s house in a cell. 8x16x8.
Sneaky asks why that even happened.
The Bruce thing started off between Susie and Bruce. Then Helen got involved because they are friends.
Tessa got pissed off when Helen got pissed off because they are dating.
JR says he was a victim of opportunity.
It started off with the car parts. It got roped into everything else. They tried to solve it a few times. They tried to negotiate with Chatter and Osvaldo and instead Hazel shot Jaden.

Chatter stole Flippy’s car parts. They stole Chatter’s in retaliation. Then a lot of their car parts got stolen. They mostly returned them but then didn’t completely. Chatty doubled down on Johanna being the one who stole the parts.
Sneaky says he was told Bruce was kidnapped a week before the car parts were stolen.
He agrees.
Sneaky says then it started before, no?
He reasons that it wasn’t a Clown thing until the Clowns got involved which was afterwards.
Sneaky asks what would’ve happened to Bruce had this not happened.
There was a request for Helen’s shop to be filled with dildos??
Sneaky said he just wanted clarification on the situation.
Jr says he doesn’t have beef with him.
He has beef with Tessa, Hazel, Helen, Kirk, Chatty.
Sneaky says he knows they all know what happens in these situations. He has no beef with him.

He goes to Lil Freaks.
Wendy tells him the repair parts thing again.
He says thank you and pets her.
-# She looks very happy
Sneaky gets a call from someone he doesn’t remember who they are. They are selling hardware.
-# Nate spends a long time trying to remember who he called before this last sales call. And eventually realizes it was JR.
Raffy says Sneaky has to help him now. He’s trying to get Odette to go out with him. (Sneaky shushed them earlier)

Sneaky stands in the window if Reina’s house with a hammer out. He watches her talk to Wendy Outside for forever. Then he makes some crazy sounds and swings the hammer at Reina. She got JUMPSCARED.
-# Tee’s Pov Clip by Moon
Twinkles calls him and says Wendy said he was catching up with Bones.
Sneaky says that didn’t end up happening.
Twinkles wants an S Boost.
Sneaky calls Wendy to invite her to the boost.
She’s down but she’s on her way to go try to scoop his car out of the water.
-# He can see her from the roof.

The Shamrock Shake catches fire.
He tells her he’s gotta go but she’s got this. She’s strong and independent right?
She says yeah but sometimes she needs hugs and kissies.
He says he can’t do that right now.
Sneaky invites Bones to the boost.
Twinkles and Sneaky talk about it seeming like Bones is kinda down.
Wendy texts him to say his car and the tow truck are in the void now.
He tells her not to worry about it.
Sneaky yells at the people on the radio for not responding.
Then realizes he had his volume at zero the whole time.
Her and Twinkles laugh at him.
Wendy asks Twinkles if he wants her to take the shot. She’s got it.
-# Sneaky is near her at Red Brick.
Sneaky says he’s seen her shoot. She never has the shot.
She laughs and says that’s savage.
They hug.
Helen got kidnapped by JR apparently.
Sneaky says that’s tough.
They were saying Karma for Sneaky’s friends getting sniped? Now ya’ll know what real karma is. That’s real karma.
He recycles parts at Sani.
He picks up Wendy and Twinkles.
Twinkles gets off the phone and says o7 Helen.
Sneaky tells the other two what he understands of the situation.
Sneaky says when he was first approached about this situation it was definitely made to seem like the parts were the only thing that could solve the Bruce situation but the parts happened after.
JR doesn’t have any beef towards Sneaky/Twinkles.
Sneaky says that if the Clowns need help in getting Helen back. He’s got their back.
Twinkles says there isn’t much they can do anyways.
They pick Bones up from a hideout chop.
Wendy had a dream they were all at a concert together.
Twinkles feels bad for not searching for her.
-# Lito calls about the shorteye but it’s gone.

Sneaky tells Wendy about Malakai hitting on him.
Wendy wants his number. Sneaky says he took care of it.
Sneaky tells her, somewhat, what Malakai and he said.
Sneaky says he didn’t mean it. He was messing around.
Wendy says she wouldn’t blame him if he weren’t. He’s cool and stuff. (Paraphrased)
He tells her to stop glazing.
She’s glad he turned him down.

They take Bones’ chop to the chop spot in a convoy.
Sneaky comms their location over radio the entire way like he’s in a pursuit.
He buys the S Boost.
Mumbles calls asking for his helicopter. Rip Sneakbreeze
He wants a heli to look for Helen.
Sneaky says everyone he knows with one is in Hydra. And to let him know if he needs help with anything. It’s too late if he asks him.
He carries Wendy.

S Boost time.
Wendy calls Malakai.
Sneaky texts him to say Wendy tortured it out of him.
Wendy tells Malakai he can look but not touch.
They argue over Sneaky on the phone.
Wendy is the shooter.
Sneaky says they are all getting shot.
Twinkles then calls Malakai to say Wendy isn’t the real threat. It’s Twinkles.
They get along great.
Wendy hits her shots and they all go in the car.
-# Twinkles drives. Sneaky hacks. Bones trunk. Wendy lap.

Sneaky gets all the hacks off.
-# Wendy is still opening his door for him.
He gets the full 1500 bet as well.
It’s almost night race time. Wendy asks to borrow another car.
-# He lends her the ZR-350
Lil Sneaks repair the Imorgon.
-# Lamar Jackson is the only man Sneaky finds attractive.

Sneaky and Wendy try to steal a different car for her to race in the parking lot but it doesn’t work out. She takes the ZR lol
Wendy bites his hair for luck..
She repairs her car then polishes the Imorgon.
Night Race #4 5th
-# Imorgon & no phasing after 60 seconds

Scuff Nap

Sneaky finds Mumbles’ peep book on a roof across from the Hospital.
Wendy bites the shoulder this time and says you’re welcome.
Ben got married to a Popov?
Night Race #5 11th
-# Imorgon 60s Phasing
Sneaky talks to another racer. They both don’t like the no phasing stuff.
He talks about starting up day races in a similar template to the night ones.
Sneaky gambas with engine boxes.
Twinkles radios that Tweetie found Helen. The cops are there.
Wendy says she’s glad she’s okay.
It’s right at storm.
Sneaky and Twinkles are both going to wake up.
Lil Sneaks say goodnight ily.
-# The storm drowns them.

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