Sneaky : TLDR 2/11/26

twitch vod & [yt vod] ™

Food and fun fact left by Wendy.

If a female panda is not ready to mate, a male panda will follow her around leaving gifts but never approaching

Sneaky checks messages and chats with someone in the streets about cars.
-# The order for the COWculator is finished.

He calls Dr Stacey back. She tells him to come to the Hospital.

He calls Tessa back.

She asks if he knows about Wendy. He doesn’t She tells him to be careful there is a sniper. He says he’ll hear what happened from Stacey.

Sneaky walks into an ICU room where wendy is unconscious.
-# There is blood writing on the wall that says “I loose control” “when your not next to me”
-# Nate changes the “loose” to “lose”

He notices she’s missing her right ring finger and says, “Ewww.”
-# Tessa texts him a picture of Speakeasy.
Chatterbox calls him and tells him Speakeasy put him in a wheelchair, and he’s going to shoot Wendy in the ICU.
While he’s on the phone Wendy rips out her iv and tries to walk out of the room.
Sneaky picks her up and puts her back. She starts saying, “Home.” And he tells her to lay back down.

Her finger was cut off, a boulder was tied to her, and they tried to drown her in the pool.
Sneaky wants her to start from the beginning. Stacey reminds him that she lost a lot of blood and was unconscious.
She says she was held up and kidnapped from Legion Square.
-# He called a bunch of people from her phone and was mad Sneaky wasn’t awake.
He tells her he’s going to ask her more questions and just wants more context. She says alright.
He asks if he contacted her before legion. She says no.
-# She twatted it’s a nice day for a walk and then told people to get drawings done by someone who she was getting a drawing from at Legion.
Was anyone there when she got kidnapped?
-# No.
He asks about the blood writing on the wall.
She says it was probably a song that was stuck in her head. She remembers waking up and being upset/confused. So she ripped open her stitches because it hurt and then realized it hurt more after.
She remembered he left a message on her.

Wendy wants to go home and Stacey is okay with it if she’s with Sneaky.
Sneaky says when he leaves, he won’t be doing something safe so he doesn’t know if it’s a good idea.
Wendy says she just wants to go home and go to sleep. Then she doublechecks he got her note.
She asks where he’s going.
Sneaky: “I’m gonna see if I can get myself a sniper. Duhh.”
He tells her it’s just like the Crackhead situation. If they knew they are being tracked they won’t reveal themselves.
Wendy says she dropped Snarbador when she got taken.
Marley is on cocaine according to Wendy.
Sneaky says it isn’t his problem right now.

She shows him the drawing she got done of them. He’s got nerd glasses cause he’s a nerd.
Sneaky tells her to let him know if she needs him to take her home.
-# The cops are going to get her statement
Stacey tells him she can take her if he can’t when she’s done with them.

He changed into the green fit.
-# Wendy ICU’s a decent amount. It’s only impactful if it’s a rare occasion. It’s only been a few weeks since she ICU’d from the Mime sniper. That’s not saying she shouldn’t have ICU’d. But I know the typical reaction when someone is ICU’d is “I’m gonna find them. Don’t die on me!” That’s… not the case. And again I’m not saying that’s what she wanted or expected or trying to do.
Chatter: We’re way past that rn with the gresh.
-# Nate agrees
Nate talks with chat about her being caught lacking by one guy in the park.
Sneaky sees him in the LL.
Sneaky goes back to the Hospital.
-# People are freaked out by his disguise LMAO
Sneaky hides in Reina’s trunk.
Twinkles calls to check on him. But Sneaky tells him he’s hiding in a trunk right now and has to go.
Reina thinks they are getting shot at and has Raffy get in. They go to Reina’s house.
Chatty is in a wheelchair.
Some people come and hold up the Clowns for theft. Shouting ensues.
The Clowns are getting shot at.
Raffy and Hazel go down.
-# If Karama ever goes assassinate on the clowns they are TOAST.

They drop Hazel and Raffy at the Hospital. Then Tessa is dropped at the Apartments and she seems upsetti spaghetti.
-# Sneaky tells Reina it must be her fault.
Chatty calls and says Raffy did get Sniped.
-# Nate goes into this whole situation with chat. He asks chat what they’d do in this situation and Panic says she’d go to bed. He says that’s the only way to not get shot. People suggest disguises, he points out that’s not a long term solution. Sneaky thinks the second someone gets sniped they should immediately try searching for anyone nearby to try to catch the sniper.

Tweina fights in the background.
-# Nate: I think baiting them out is also an option.
Reina and Sneaky talk about their days.
He says he’s in disguise and going to try to catch the sniper by seeing a Clown get sniped.
She says she’s not bad. “Living life on the edge.”
Sneaky can’t remember what he did yesterday.
-# Nate: I think it’s better if someone gets sniped if we react to get the sniper.
-# Wendy texted him earlier saying she’s laying in bed with Eva watching terrible 2010 movies. Only things she’s missing in the bed are him and Snarbadoooor.
Sneaky texts Wendy: “Ill try to find it.” Then, “Don’t leave.”
Kirk talks with Sneaky, Reina, Twinkles about what happened to Wendy. He’d been told she was sniped.
-# Twinkles says they all agreed earlier they should just give up Lily like the guy wants.
Sneaky says it’s more than that. His son got hurt, according to the book.
The Clowns got texted a location, so they all make a plan to get him.
Sneaky goes in the car with Tessa.
-# They scout the area.
Twinkles calls saying they are all getting shot. Then says it’s Hydra. He sees Chaz.
Tessa calls a cop and asks if they are responding to the area. She tells them to hurry. They’ve been threatening ‘psycho stuff’.
Her and Sneaky continue to drive around the mountains in the area.
Tessa and Sneaky follow the cops into the site. Tweina are already there.
-# No one else is there, just cops and a pool of blood.
Twinkles says they left out in the mountain somewhere, he’s not sure where.

Twinkles gives Deek a statement.
-# Basically, Speakeasy lured them there then Hydra is the one who pulled up. Chaz, Susie, Fed Mango.
-# Short detour while they debate if it’s Chaz Michaels or Chaz Diaz. They determine it’s Diaz.
Deek asks if any of the rest of them have any info that would help.
Tessa lets him know Susie has a cage.
Twinkles found them at the Dam when he and Reina were checking behind the sac.
The cops got them.
Twinkles says they are getting treated.
Chatty tells them Raffy called the cops when he was down.
-# oooopsy
Kirk is pissed they didn’t roll in when they heard gunshots, but Sneaky says it was raining and the engine was loud.
Then, Tessa points out they are now congregated in front of the Hospital like idiots.
Chatty says they’ll be fine.
When Sneaky starts to leave, he gets sniped. LMAO

They deliberate taking him back to the Hospital or to the Funpile.
He says Hospital through the back.
Twinkles says he tried to explain to Kirk to look but he was too busy complaining.
They see Kirk when he’s trying to get treated at the Hospital. And Sneaky yells out that they can’t depend on Kirk.
Kirk crashes out.
Dr. Stacey treats Sneaky.
They roll through Hydra’s sac a few times trying to throw a molotov to blow up their helicopter.
-# They don’t make it, not once.
-# Nate says he isn’t going to rp a serious injury from getting sniped out of nowhere.
Sneaky gets mats from his place and notices Wendy appears to have left flowers at the Aka tombstone and a sugar cookie on the assassin bed.
-# She’s leaving offerings to the gresh.
Kirk might’ve gotten sniped according to Twinkles.
Twinkles says he sees him. Then realizes it’s a cop.
Brandon calls. He needs to talk to him when he's done with whatever he's into right now.
The plan, apparently, was for Hydra to get Tessa out of their deal of working with Speakeasy.
Sneaky runs into Andre with some new people.
Sneaky gets a new disguise. Backpack guy!
Lily was taken by Speakeasy.
Sneaky texts her after she doesn't respond to Twinkles.

They plan to wingsuit to find the sniper from Mazebank Tower.
Reina radios that he let Lily to, and she's probably working with him.
Twinkles dips to get cameras for them.
They decide to reposition to a nearby rooftop when they find out Reina is going to meet him at the top of the new casino.
Twinkles radios he hit a building during and Sneaky looks for him.
Reina calls and tells him the guy doesn't know she knows.

Twinkles radios he woke up at the Hospital.
Bones got shot apparently. ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Lily calls.
Speakeasy is trying to find out who ate his son and she thinks it was her. She told Speakeasy it was possible.
She left the group but doesn't want them to be hurt.
Sneaky asks Lily to ping him secretly if she's ever with him again.
Lily asks if she can trust him.
He assures her he isn't trying to hurt her. He just wants the sniper.
Wendy woke up. Bones spams him to call so he can tell him.
Sneaky calls her and tells her she's not good. She needs to stay where she is.
He tells her he, Kirk, Raffy, Chatty all got sniped.
Wendy said Speakeasy twatted out saying he's at the Funhouse.
He tells her if she does go outside she needs to wear something she’s never worn before and be in disguise.

Kirk comes up to the Tower and he’s wearing a dunce hat, and he’s confused Sneaky doesn’t look like himself. Clip
Sneaky calls him and says he knows it’s him because he’s calling but then when he answers Sneaky says that that guy is an imposter.
He almost gets away but gets shot.
Kirk is confused.
Sneaky tells Twinkles he brought this on himself. He tricked Kirk into thinking it wasn’t him.
Brandon calls again to see if he’s still busy.
Sneaky says he is, but he can break off if it’s very important.
It is. He wants him to bring Bones too.

Sneaky tells Bones.
-# Twinkles is mad he isn’t included lol
Sneaky meets up with Brandon.
Reina says they got him. They downed him. They are getting chased but they got the gun.
Chatty has the sniper.
-# Flashbacks
Brandon says they have something to do tomorrow.
The Manor are at war with Vagos.

Sneaky has to do it but Bones gets to decide if he does or not.
He doesn’t know details. He knows they need five of the best drivers in the city.
Sneaky classifies Bones as ‘like that’.
Brandon asks who else they could get for this.
Sneaky suggests Twinkles. Bones suggests people from his crew. Lito, Akeno.
Sneaky asks for four zencoin from Brandon.
Bones and Sneaky vouch again for Twinkles making it clear it’s not just because he’s their friend.
Lily calls and says the police said they have him.
Speakeasy told Lily he didn’t shoot her because he feels sorry for her.
Lily starts talking about her life.
-# After the call Nate says the manipulation successful.

Sneaky rejoins the meeting saying he knows something about Charlie that if they knew he’d kill him.
Brandon is dying to know.
Sneaky asks if they know what Charlie does to blow off steam.
Sneaky says they can’t tell him or anyone. Then Bones says they should pinky promise.
Sneaky tells Bones he cut Brandon’s pinky off. Clip
He tells them about seeing him at Tequi-La-La and Charlie showing up. Him saying he comes there to blow off steam sometimes.
Sneaky calls Twinkles to join them.
-# He’s so excited.
They decide to call the other two, Lito and Carter down as well.
-# Lito is busy.

They talk to Twinkles.
Twinkles tries to pinky promise and Brandon is deeply offended because he thinks Sneaky put him up to it. Clip
Brandon’s Pov W Sweetdate Clip
They sidebar.

Twinkles is given a rundown.
-# Twinkles is very chatty
They talk about Hugh and Bones says he’d pick Akeno before Hugh.
Brandon is flabbergasted he’d choose her over his brother.
Brandon chooses Hugh. Then it comes out that Reggie shot Hugh.
-# Nate looks through Sneaky’s contacts and says Flippy or Jaden but not right now. Then decides to call Jaden anyway but he doesn’t answer. He says Ray Romanov would be good but he’s not dealing with those comms.
They keep trying to find a 6th.

Carter Banx shows up.
-# He’s the guy Sneaky hit when he was during a chase the other day. Sneaky gave him his car to run.
They will have the 6th based on who is around tomorrow. Probably, Akeno.
If they don’t succeed, they die!
Brandon calls him and says tomorrow will require teamwork. Make sure everyone is cohesive. Sneaky says that shouldn’t be a problem with this group.
Night Race #1 10th
-# Imorgon, No phasing
Unlucky crash! Clip

Sneaky lets Ember borrow his Imorgon.
-# Backpack fit is saved as ‘mAN’
-# Nate reviews the footage
Chatter Q: What is Sneaky’s main objective right now? Has his objective changed after getting halfway through the books?
-# Nate: Honestly, now that he has this mission for tomorrow. That’s where his attention is. The sniper guy has been taken care of. Can’t do much with Twinkles/Eugene right now. Still looking for Sam King.

Recaps