Sneaky/Nate/Squelette : TLDR 1/17/26

twitch vod & [yt vod] ™

While scrolling on YouTube, Nate sees a video about a mysterious floating skeleton in GTA 5. Curiosity piqued, he decides to log in to RP and investigate RP starts 10:11:33 in the vod.

Sneaky wakes up at Lil Freaks and changes into his Sneaky Serpent fit He’s ready for an underwater adventure!
That is…until he realizes night races start soon He grabs the Omaggio, stops in Vespucci to buy a scuba tank, then heads to the race.
While checking his texts, Sneaky sees a new message from Rohan, someone he last heard from two years ago.
He spends some time reviewing the gps, marking waypoints to search for the mysterious floating skeleton

-# The location shown in the video is in the bottom right side of the map, southeast from the docks.

Night Race # 1 Very close 5th place!

After the race, he chats with Jaden & JR about the Clowns x Hydra “car part war”.

JR also presses Sneaky about some phone threats he made (it was actually Ember pretending to be Sneaky )

Sneaky takes a jetski out to sea for a quick search, but doesn’t find anything.

He gets all the way back to shore, just to get griefed by ghost locals and crash twice on the way to the second night race. He doesn’t make it

Sneaky heads down to the docks to find a boat and continues on his quest!

A lot of time is spent searching in the lower right of the map, waaay out in the open water.
All the swimming makes Sneaky super hungry, so he calls Goopert for an urgent food delivery.

-# While waiting, Nate watches another YT video about cool underwater GTA 5 spots. There’s a secondary location where the whale skeleton may be, over near Chumash.

Goop arrives with food and Sneaky gives him the quest lore.

With no luck finding the skeleton at this location, so they decide to head over to Chumash and look there.

Sneaky says he wants to take a picture with the whale skeleton, post it on twatter, and tell everyone that it’s his pet.

Goopert “You’re gonna get twatter famous!”

They anchor in Chumash and start the search.

Sneaky finds the whale skeleton!

Sneaky saves the location on the gps, then he and Goop leave to get more scuba gear.
It’s getting dark, so they decide to go to the races and come back in the morning to take photos.
Night Race # 2 16th place
Night Race # 3 3rd place!!

Sneaky decides that he’s going to wait and ask Wendy to take the picture of him and the skeleton for the twatter post. He thinks she would enjoy that.
But he’s still going to go back with a scuba tank and explore! He drives to the spot.
Swimming with his new skele-pet
Sneaky spends a good bit of time in the water, exploring the skeleton and the area. Side quest complete!

Sneaky takes his Club to Tuna and Dr. Stacey helps him put tires on it since his rep is still low.
He goes over to the Mega Mall parking lot to wax his car. While there…a mime approaches from the direction of the Lil Freaks house. 14:2:56
It looks like the Wendy clone mime, Mendy!

-# and i know what you’re thinking, “wasn’t Mendy merked by Tessa?” and you would be right. but can we really ever be certain mimes are dead atp?

They stare at each other through the fence

Mendy runs back over to the Lil Freaks house. Sneaky follows and finds that she has written “MENDY & SNEAKY BFF” all over the property.

Mendy tries to get in his car. Sneaky locks it and says that they can’t be friends.

She’s sad about that.

He says he knows a place where she can find a friend and gives her a ride to the Apartments.

On the way there, Mendy tries to snuggle up to him but he’s not having it.

Sneaky: “HANDS OFF ME!”

At the Apartments, he tells her that he’ll call someone to come hang out with her, but he’s going to bed.

She refuses to get out of the car (despite him repeatedly yelling “LEEEAVE” ) until he puts her friendship bracelet on.

Sneaky drives back to Lil Freaks and goes to bed.

CHARACTER SWAP - Squelette Scare

Squelette Scare wakes up at the Apartments and runs into fellow mime, Mendy!!
They introduce themselves and chat about how mean clowns are (with two exceptions)
Squelette says that Wendy is his gf, she just doesn’t know it yet.
Mendy says that’s crazy because Sneaky is her bf, he just doesn’t know it yet.
They run to Sr. Buns to get food, and confuse the workers at the Paradise stall.
For a free meal, Squelette gives them tea: he’s been “sneaking” into Wendy’s house and sleeping there, but she never kicks him out when she catches him.
They run into Raffy in the parking lot, hold him up with finger guns, and take his shoes and his car.
They start driving around the city looking for clowns, but come across an abandoned police car.
They decide to hide in the trunk and, with perfect timing, both enter the trunk on the first try!
Eventually, Officer Johnson returns to his cop car and drives off, not realizing Squelette & Mendy are hiding in the trunk. However, he drives straight to the Civ Docks and takes out a submarine, leaving them to hide for a while longer.
They do death rolls and play rock-paper-scissors while waiting.

-# Sadly, Royal has a head-pop while in the trunk and has trouble logging back in to RP bye, Mendy!

Officer Johnson finally returns, drives for a bit into the city, then stops at a red light for a LONG time.
Squelette gets bored and decides to hop out of the trunk. Squelette Suprise!
Shocked, Johnson squares up with Squelette and they start fighting in the street.
Two other officers pull up and stay and watch the fight.
Squelette wins! Then immediately punches the other officers.
After some banter and more punches, the officers pull out batons. Squelette surrenders and runs away.
…only to get run over by a local motorcycle like two seconds later.
He crawls back over to the cops, who help him up before they all go their separate ways.

-# Nate is laughing the entire time. W interaction with W cops, man

Squelette wraps up his adventure by running back to Sr. Buns and spooking Raffy.

-# TLDR SUMMARY: Sneaky, with the help of Goopert, goes on an underwater adventure to find a whale skeleton They succeed! He attends a few races and runs into Mendy the Mime before bed. Squelette Scare wakes up and also runs into Mendy! Time is spent hiding in the trunk of a cop car The night ends in a street brawl.
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