Tony says that’s a lot.
Sneaky says it is a lot. She’s Rookie of the Year for a reason.
Sneaky tells Jojo to go away.
He asks Tony if he’s ever heard of the gawk gawk 3000?
-# If I had to hear it, you all get to read it.
Tony asks if that’s a vacuum? Yes
Tony does like vacuuming.
Sneaky says so does she.
Tony says he likes the noise that vacuums make when they pick up a lot of stuff.
Wendy says she does like the noises while vacuuming.
-# AND I DIED.
Sneaky calls Jojo back over.
Tony tells Jojo they were just talking about vacuuming.
Sneaky tells her he thought bunnies were scared of vacuums.
Wendy says she’s never seen a bunny while vacuuming but she wants to.
-# This is kinda interesting given what happens later
Tony says he’s glad she’s good at the thing she’s doing for baseball.
Sneaky is also glad.
Tony says he’s so supportive.
Sneaky says it’s good when you teach someone something and they get really good at it.
You get proud of them and you look at them while they are—.
-# Bro lmao Insert a Rei’s this is normal here

Sneaky, Wendy, and Jojo go boosting.
Wendy asks Jojo about a multiperson interaction.
Jojo just got back from New York visiting her family.
She asks Sneaky how things have been since she’s been gone.
He says they haven’t been that bad.
Maybe Chatty being on parole forever is a good thing.
Wendy and Sneaky start a phone call.
Wendy tells him he did stand on business but he did a terrible job explaining.
It was really fun to watch him try.
Jojo says they are insufferable. They can’t be away from each other for even a second.
Sneaky tells her this is their efficient system. He’ll know immediately if s
This way, he’ll know immediately if anything happens to her.
Sneaky says that’s definitely the only reason.
They meet back up with Wendy at the boost spot.
Wendy says she’s still very confused but she supports it.
Sneaky tells her it’s fine she isn’t MVP yet, she’s Rookie of the Year.
Wendy asks what she has to do to get MVP.
He tells her she’s got to figure that out.
Researching it would be lame, it’s got to be what she thinks would get her ‘MVP’.
Wendy tells Jojo about the twin cows births.
She tells her Sneaky only threw up 3x. That she saw, he says.
Wendy’s hackin

They stop at The Hospital for treatment/bandages before continuing the boost.
Jojo and Wendy talk about goals.
Jojo asks if they are taking the adoption thing seriously now.
Sneaky says no.
He doesn’t like how Jojo was talking about Goopert.
-# She asked who he is.
Jojo asks them if they think she'll be allowed in the new Funhouse.
Sneaky thinks people are realizing she wasn’t that bad.
Wendy says a lot of clowns just pushed their way in and they had to deal with it.
Sneaky said not him.
Wendy points out he slept on the roof for weeks.
He says that’s the opposite.
She could hear him snoring above her room.
He says it smelled good over there.
Jojo gets a call from Ember.
Ember wants to meet up.
Wendy asks if they break up if they can still sleep together.
Sneaky says sure but don’t ask that again.
Sneaky reiterates to Wendy Not to say the ‘if we break up’ thing again.
Bell calls and asks about an engine.
It’s phone call hour.
Wendy is on the phone.

Wendy hacks while on the phone.
Jojo asks them what she should do. Ember wants to meet up.
Wendy asks if she wants it?
Sneaky says she does.
They say if that’s what she wants they will support her and be there.
Jojo wants to hear what Ember has to say about the things that happened.
Sneaky asks what she thinks she’s going to say?
If it’s going to be a different Ember who will take accountability and apologize.
Jojo doesn’t think that. She just wants her to say it to her face.
Sneaky and Wendy comms.
Helen calls Sneaky and asks if he cleaned up vandalism at The Unfunhouse today.
He didn’t know about it.

Helen is behind them and pulls Sneaky over for speeding. 1:41:10
She said Lil Wendy sitting in Sneaky’s lap like a whore.
“If I can prosecute a chicken, I can prosecute a skeleton.” Helen Highwater
Helen writes him a ticket.
He gets fined but avoids jail time.
Helen offers to give Wendy a ride to their meeting with Ember.
She tells Sneaky if Wendy bites her car she’ll fine her for destruction of gov property.
Wendy tells her she found something better to bite.
Helen asks if it’s his.. yk -# Listen I’M NOT TYPING THAT TODAY I’M JUST NOT
- He says, “That would hurt.”
Sneaky follows and then Helen pulls him over for speeding.
He gets another ticket.

Wendy gets in his car and sneaky gets in Helen's.
Wendy tries to drive away before the lights are off on the vehicle.
Helen pulls her over.
Helen tells Wendy it’s not cute to flee from an officer.
-Sneaky says, it was kinda cute.
Helen tells Wendy, Sneaky just wants her for her body.
Wendy tells Helen she recently learned people have sex not in a relationship.
Helen tells her she’s free to go. That’s gross, sex is for marriage.
Sneaky asks who that is.
Sneaky litters and she makes him pick it up.
“Not in my county.”
Helen kicks him out of her car for referring to her as his driver to Wendy on the phone.

Jojo and Ember talk. 1:53:56
Lil Sneaks supervises.
Ember tells her she wanted to say she’s sorry for what happened.
She’s got ‘explanations’.
Jojo asks if the sorry makes it better.
Ember says it doesn’t.
Jojo asks her who tortured her. She thinks she knows.
Ember kind of avoids the question.
Jojo starts laughing.
Jojo tells her to say it.
Who was the person they called ‘The Inferno’ who tortured her?
That was the name her ‘dad’ gave her after she hurt Ursula.

Jojo says, “Four days of me being trapped in there handcuffed to a wall so tightly I couldn’t move. Barely getting food and water and when I did it was drugged. Forced to fight, listen, to become someone else.”
Ember was there while she was tortured, her flesh cut open, a smiley face carved into her back.
And told to keep smiling through it all or it would just get worse..
“Mr. Smiley is great” Ember says.
To be told she was doing a good job when she was handling the pain, to be comforted, to be hugged, by Ember.
“IT WAS YOU. IT WAS YOU EMBER!”
She was drugged out of her mind, unsure what was real and what wasn’t.
To think they may have grabbed more of her friends.. Unsure what was hallucinated or real.
Sneaky pulls Wendy closer.

Ember brings up her own torture.
She says she doesn’t know what happened in the basement but she knows Jojo was there.
-# Referring to the Tessa/Jojo brainwashing I think.
She’d promised to stay by Ember’s side and it was all for nothing.
Jojo says she told her again and again to stay away from them.
She repeats this again and again.
Ember throws out her excuses.
Jojo reminds Ember she’d told her about her history with The Smiley’s.
Ember says she only told her after she’d gotten hurt by Mr. Ratchet.
-# bruh Ember….
Ember says Jojo got hurt because of her. referring to Ratchet incident I think.
Jojo says, “It’s always because of you.”
Ember agrees.
Ember says she’d tried to say no to The Smiley’s but the only word that came out was yes.
She didn’t want to face Jojo with that.
That’s why she lied. Ember says she shouldn’t have lied.
Ember hates herself every time she lies to Jojo.
Sneaky looked at Wendy.

Jojo asks if she was going to take her even if Jojo hadn’t broken up with her.
Yes, he’d ordered Ember to take Jojo to him.
Was it going to be their anniversary?
Ember says she tried to prolong it to their anniversary.
Jojo turns away and laugh/sobs.
Ember says Mr. Smiley has wanted her since she stabbed Tad.
Tad told Jojo he already considered her part of The Smiley’s before that.
Jojo says it’s because she kept going back to them, kept going back to them.
Ember says Sneaky was supposed to be in the meeting with her but things happened before it.
Sneaky leans into Wendy.
“Nothing I say will excuse what I’ve done. Nothing I give you is going to make up for it. But I want you to accept something.” Ember says.
Jojo asks what it is.
Ember pulls out A BIKE!

Wendy is about to say something and Sneaky picks her up and carries her a little ways away.
She texts Sneaky about everyone copying his gift.
They check the license plate and it’s not custom.
They laugh more over that as well.
Wendy is temporarily bald. I’m scared
Jojo says, “It’s never going to end, Ember.”
The next time he tells her to take Jojo, she’s going to do it again.
Jojo tells her to admit she’d take Jojo again for the Smiley’s.
Ember says she would but he wouldn’t do it.
Jojo tells her he has a hold of her mind and she knows it isn’t her fault.
Ember tells her she loves her.
Jojo says the worst part is she still loves her too.
-# Mumblepill break
Jojo hands Ember the wedding ring back and gets in the Imorgon.
They drive away.
-# Nate’s playin No Scrubs by TLC

Wendy asks Jojo if she wants to crash out or ignore what just happened.
Sneaky tells Wendy to let her chill.
Sneaky calls Helen back. It was an old missed call.
He returns Esme’s call.
She calls him BIL. He questions BIL? She says yes. Then he says okay.
She wants to use one of his cars.
She wants car advice as well.
Wendy finds out he sold the Cora.
It was Rory’s favorite.
Sneaky says he’s sure she’ll like the plane better.
He mentions the mile high club and she hugs him.
-# Nate gloats about winning, chat sulks

Wendy goes and sits with Jojo.
Sneaky tells them he’ll be right back and takes off.
He repairs the Imorgon and gives it to Esme.
Sneaky and Esme talk.
Tony brings up Wendy getting “Rookie of the Year”.
Sneaky tells them he’s helping Wendy learn the hacks for boosting.
They trade cars.
Jojo and Wendy are talking when he gets back.
There’s a lil pile of tissues next to Jo.
Sneaky, not at all disruptively, fixes his car right next to their very serious conversation.

Sneaky tries to get Jojo to go in the trunk.
Wendy says no. She’ll go in the trunk.
Sneaky says no and holds her instead.
They head to a clothing store.
She can’t believe he sold the Cora.
Rory is going to be mad when she finds out. It was her favorite.
He says hopefully by that time it’s been a few weeks and he has the plane ready.
Wendy says, “Better hope.”
He says I bet you do too.
A bunch of locals try to beat them up on the way out.
Jojo takes out some stress on the security guards.

They go to a clothing store so Jojo can uncover her wrists.
Jojo got a tattoo on her back!
They go to Tequi-la-la for a money run.
Sneaky tells her he thinks she handled it the right way.
Jojo is scared to crash out but she wants to.
She's scared of getting hurt.
If she's afraid to be hurt she shouldn't be hurting anyone else
Jojo is scared to just not smile.
They complete the money run and Sneaky deposits the money.
-# He’s up to $1.6mil

They go to The Hospital. Lil Wendy has a broken leg.
Sneaky sees someone with a car he was thinking about buying the other day.
It’s Jason. He says he really likes the car but he doesn’t know much about it.
Jason likes it because it turns really well.
Wendy comes over and says hi to Jason.
Jojo wants some time alone. They drop her off.
What stood out to Wendy most about the conversation was Ember saying ‘she did this,” but it’s because other people didn’t do what they should’ve done.
Sneaky carries Lil Wendy into The Sewers.
Wendy says there’s only one person she pushes to the ground.
Sneaky guesses Lily.
She says no. Unless she goes near Sneaky.
Wendy’s calling it now.
She thinks Lily will admit she still has feelings for Sneaky and try to date him.
Sneaky says stop the cap.
They go all the way to a submerged Sewer doc guy and Sneaky doesn’t have cash.

Sneaky runs backward, watching Wendy run.
Esme calls and tells him how the race went.
He tells her she can just drive around with it if she wants.
Sneaky says Wendy’s outfit fits her well, like her shape.
Wendy says she could’ve gone for this the baseball lookin fit or basketball.
He likes this one better.
Sneaky gets money from the bank.
Wendy opens her own door. The audacity
Sneaky buys them a lot of tourniquets.

Wendy tackles him.
He tells her to watch out or he’ll tackle her onto the couch.
Wendy says “oh, nooooo.” And tackles him again.
Sneaky pulls a gun on Wendy.
She pulls her bat.
Sneaky says she’s eaten enough car she’s probably half car.
She tackles him, he says he deserved that.
Wendy misheard him earlier and that he’d said she ate too much in general.
Wendy marks the next boost spot.
Sneaky says that’s a second thing that’s been marked.
She asks what else is marked.
He just says, “Rookie of the Year!. Yay!”
Remedy calls about what mats you need to make a lockpick. He tells her.

Wendy calls.
Sneaky’s favorite color is red.
Wendy tells him he’s not beating the only liking red head allegations.
He guesses not.
Wendy says she got it marked up.
Sneaky says, “same” and Wendy gets nervous when she hears, “safe.”
She worried he was looking at numbers again.
He says the only numbers he’s looking at are on her jersey.
Wendy’s never been pulled over.
Wendy brings up Helen giving him so many tickets.
They think she’s been hanging with Chatty too much.

Chatty texts Wendy, needing the list.
Wendy tells Sneaky that Chatty is stealing her bit of texting in all caps.
He tells her she doesn’t text him in all caps.
-# oh we know
They take the boost car to Chatty to drop off the list. The List
-# Shoutout Nat from Chatty’s TLDR team.
Wendy would want Chatty and Wendy watching TV with Frederick.
And Wendy and Sneaky eating apple pie together in the cow pasture.
Wendy leaves the list at his back door.
Wendy keeps working on the hacks.
She says she hates everything and wants to throw it against the wall.
Sneaky says she’s never called him everything before. She laughs.
He gives her advice then warns her not to get in her head.
She asks him to talk to distract her.
He starts talking about them getting more hacking devices because they practice no matter what happens. Whether she gets all the hacks or not.
Wendy calls herself shit at boosting.
He tells her there’s a difference between being bad at something and being new. She’s new.
She doesn’t respond and he says, “do you hear me?”
She asks if she can make out with him or punch a wall whenever she’s frustrated.
He tells her she can’t punch a wall.
Wendy says she’ll just channel any rage or frustration she has into making out with him.
He says that works.

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